Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Headed for the Chapel of Love Friends of the '70s Show' star have leaked that their pal Ashton Kutcher got down on bended knee and proposed to a teary eyed Demi Moore. Although the couple hasn't officially confirmed their plans, it's reported that Valentine's Day could be the big day in Vegas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 21, 2003 That sly dog. He realized he's a flavor of the month, and hooked up with a fabulously wealthy, gorgeous milf while he's still young and hot. Atta boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted October 21, 2003 wow, valentines day.... how insanely original. anyone who does anything important regarding a relationship is just lazy. this way they can never forget that anniversary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Can we get a One and Only How Long Will Their Marriage Last Pool? I say they break up before the wedding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Demi/Ashton > J-Lo/Ben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Demi/Ashton > J-Lo/Ben Sad But True! Why do people even care about J'Lo/Ben anyway, it's obvious that the bitch is just after attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 wow, valentines day.... how insanely original. anyone who does anything important regarding a relationship is just lazy. this way they can never forget that anniversary F*ck you. My wedding date will be on the eight-year anniversary of our first meeting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Demi/Ashton > J-Lo/Ben Sad But True! Why do people even care about J'Lo/Ben anyway, it's obvious that the bitch is just after attention. Everyone should know that after that time she morphed into Ben Affleck, and somehow asked her other hologram self to get married so that people would think Ben actually did it. Then she possessed Ben the next time and got him to call off the wedding...just for more attention. Almost beat that time she used a voodoo doll to make Puffy cheat on her so that she could get sympathy. Whats she gonna do next? Marry a flaming gay guy and not be able to make that marrige work? ... wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Whats she gonna do next? Marry a flaming gay guy and not be able to make that marrige work? That shouldn't be so hard -- just pour water on the flamer, put out the fire, and he'll be yours... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Can we get a One and Only How Long Will Their Marriage Last Pool? I say they break up before the wedding. That may be the only way that Bruce Willis doesn't kill him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Bruce Willis is going to beat his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Whats she gonna do next? Marry a flaming gay guy and not be able to make that marrige work? That shouldn't be so hard -- just pour water on the flamer, put out the fire, and he'll be yours... I actually heard they tried that at the wedding reception when she married Chris Judd...obviously it didn't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted October 21, 2003 They should get Demi to do a cameo where she's Kelso's mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 21, 2003 or just kill the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Well the show is going to be over soon enough because its now taking place in 1979 I believe (you can see which year by the liscense plate) and its not like they can turn it into "That 80s Show" because they already fucked that possability up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Bruce Willis is going to beat his ass. I'd pay good money to see that. A $30 PPV sounds about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 I have a good question, why is there even a thread about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Because if she convinces him to take her last name, his name will be Ashton Moore and like the guy or not, that is a pretty fucking cool name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 21, 2003 sad thing is that in 13 years every god damn teenager will be named Ashton...along with Dawson and Pacey kinda like we starting to see a large influx of Brandon and Dylan's because of 90210... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 well congradulations for Ashton I guess. I mean seriously, he gets to bang one of hollywood's hottest babes for the next year or so, until he decides she is too old and she decides she didn't really even want to make a comeback in hollywood. Sometimes I seriously question whether these marriages aren't just publicity ploys from the beginning. Oh yah, DUH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 sad thing is that in 13 years every god damn teenager will be named Ashton...along with Dawson and Pacey kinda like we starting to see a large influx of Brandon and Dylan's because of 90210... If all these kids all stay in High School until their mid 30's, we know who to blame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 well congradulations for Ashton I guess. I mean seriously, he gets to bang one of hollywood's hottest babes for the next year or so, until he decides she is too old and she decides she didn't really even want to make a comeback in hollywood. Sometimes I seriously question whether these marriages aren't just publicity ploys from the beginning. Oh yah, DUH. Here is my thing, if YOU had a chance to fuck Demi Moore, would it be to further your career or would it be because she is hot? Why is it that when celebrities do shit, their motives are questioned SO much just because they are in front of a camera. If your friend who isn't in Hollywood married a girl after 6-7 months of dating, how long do you give that marrige? Why should they last longer in Hollywood...especially when they don't see each other for weeks at a time. Of course marriges end quickly there. Of course it looks like they are jumping around from relationship to relationship for pub when there is a camera in their face on every date. If there were paparatzi following you around everytime you hit on a girl, how often would you be on tabloids. And once again, its not for pub, its because they are people...stupid people...but people who are doing shit on a whim. It might work out and it might not, but I don't believe that it is for publicity. Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie...thats for publicity. But where is the logic in "Demi fucks young guys...let GIVE HER ACTING JOBS!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted October 21, 2003 well congradulations for Ashton I guess. I mean seriously, he gets to bang one of hollywood's hottest babes for the next year or so, until he decides she is too old and she decides she didn't really even want to make a comeback in hollywood. Sometimes I seriously question whether these marriages aren't just publicity ploys from the beginning. Oh yah, DUH. Here is my thing, if YOU had a chance to fuck Demi Moore, would it be to further your career or would it be because she is hot? There's a huge difference between fucking Demi Moore, and MARRYING Demi Moore. The latter implies some degree of committment (ideally for life) and I wouldn't be hasty to do that with a woman twice my age on looks alone. Looks fade. Sorry, try again next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Because if she convinces him to take her last name, his name will be Ashton Moore and like the guy or not, that is a pretty fucking cool name. A porn star already has that name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 well congradulations for Ashton I guess. I mean seriously, he gets to bang one of hollywood's hottest babes for the next year or so, until he decides she is too old and she decides she didn't really even want to make a comeback in hollywood. Sometimes I seriously question whether these marriages aren't just publicity ploys from the beginning. Oh yah, DUH. Here is my thing, if YOU had a chance to fuck Demi Moore, would it be to further your career or would it be because she is hot? There's a huge difference between fucking Demi Moore, and MARRYING Demi Moore. The latter implies some degree of committment (ideally for life) and I wouldn't be hasty to do that with a woman twice my age on looks alone. Looks fade. Sorry, try again next time. Well obviously it went further than fucking. But thats all it takes to start something doesn't. The want to have some sex. She obviously is a intresting enough person for him to want to marry her. My point is that if it were your next door neighbor or something, would anyone question the legitamacy by saying they are trying to get attention? I don't think they would. I seriously doubt either of them are getting into this for the publicity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Because if she convinces him to take her last name, his name will be Ashton Moore and like the guy or not, that is a pretty fucking cool name. A porn star already has that name. Porn Stars always come up with the best names... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted October 21, 2003 wow, valentines day.... how insanely original. anyone who does anything important regarding a relationship is just lazy. this way they can never forget that anniversary F*ck you. My wedding date will be on the eight-year anniversary of our first meeting... Well, I should have been more clear in my original post. I typed it out too fast, and what I meant to say was: anyone who doesn anything important regarding a relationship on valentine's day is just being lazy... etc It's not original, and to me, celebrating something significant to the two of you while the rest of the country is supposed to be doing the same thing dilutes it. Anyway, that's what I meant. But yeah, f*ck you too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crux Report post Posted October 21, 2003 Isnt this a bit premature? I guess we're going to have to prepare for constant media coverage now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2003 if my friend wanted to marry a chick after knowing her for 6 months then you better fucking believe I would talk him out of it, however it would have nothing to do with furthering his career since I don't think building superdome computers relates to publicity at all. As for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, yes publicity is good for them. Hollywood just cares about money, and if Demi Moore is on every damn hollywood tabloid show every 5 seconds, of course it is good for her career, not to mention the fact that every fucking other women on tv is saying stupid shit like, "oh yah, you go girl, girl power....finally the older woman scores the young hunk" So yes I would say if Demi is looking for a comeback, I'd say this is a pretty good way to go about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted October 21, 2003 I'll laugh if at the alter when they ask "Do you Ashton take this woman to be your bride" ashton goes "Hell no" then looks at Demi and says "You just got Punk'D!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
