Give reasons why Batista > Mark Henry

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

1. No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

[Highland 0]

Batista has a better build and knows more moves.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

1. No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

You should be castrated for starting another thread like this.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

1.  No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

You should be castrated for starting another thread like this.

When have I started threads about Mark Henry's closeups?!

[1234-5678 0]

He never got a blowjob from a transvestite and he never had sex with his own sister.........as far as we know.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Batista does not hold down airplanes.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

1.  No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

You should be castrated for starting another thread like this.

When have I started threads about Mark Henry's closeups?!

Beat. Mario. Quote. Ever!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

1.  No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

You should be castrated for starting another thread like this.

When have I started threads about Mark Henry's closeups?!

Beat. Mario. Quote. Ever!

Really, when have I started a thread on Mark Henry's crothch?! And why dn you want to beat me?!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

1.  No extreme close-ups of Batista have been seen.

You should be castrated for starting another thread like this.

When have I started threads about Mark Henry's closeups?!

Beat. Mario. Quote. Ever!

Really, when have I started a thread on Mark Henry's crothch?! And why dn you want to beat me?!

heh heh. crothch.

[Guest The Old Me]

This is so ghey....

[NYU 0]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

[Guest The Old Me]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

This is a different kind of ghey. Not the warm fuzzy kind you feel when you look at my cock shot.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Henry and Batista are both complete shite.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

This is a different kind of ghey. Not the warm fuzzy kind you feel when you look at my cock shot.

Mmmmm, warm fuzzy cock.

[Guest The Old Me]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

This is a different kind of ghey. Not the warm fuzzy kind you feel when you look at my cock shot.

Mmmmm, warm fuzzy cock.

You can't beat it!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

I was actually thinking of starting a TSM Shower Room thread, where I'm in complete control.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

This is a different kind of ghey. Not the warm fuzzy kind you feel when you look at my cock shot.

Mmmmm, warm fuzzy cock.

You can't beat it!

You know what they say:

 

If you can't beat it, eat it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ew...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

This is so ghey....

Of course. Compared to topics where there's talk about ass raping, steel plates to block ass raping, and guys posting pictures of their cocks on the Internet, nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

This is a different kind of ghey. Not the warm fuzzy kind you feel when you look at my cock shot.

Mmmmm, warm fuzzy cock.

You can't beat it!

You know what they say:

 

If you can't beat it, eat it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ew...

I'm only getting more and more tempted to start the shower room thread!

[Guest The Old Me]

I'm only getting more and more tempted to start the shower room thread!

Go for the gold, kid.

[justsoyouknow 0]

This is so ghey....

...Compared to topics where there's talk about...steel plates to block ass raping...nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

HEY! I'll have you know that the "steel plate to block assraping" thing is quoted in TWO sigs. Not one, but TWO of them. What exactly have YOU ever done to bring laughter and merriment here? Posted a picture of yourself claiming that, "I shaved today"? Oh, that's right, you've done jack shit. Step off son, step off.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This is so ghey....

...Compared to topics where there's talk about...steel plates to block ass raping...nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

HEY! I'll have you know that the "steel plate to block assraping" thing is quoted in TWO sigs. Not one, but TWO of them. What exactly have YOU ever done to bring laughter and merriment here? Posted a picture of yourself claiming that, "I shaved today"? Oh, that's right, you've done jack shit. Step off son, step off.

Shhh, he's in denial...

[Guest The Old Me]

This is so ghey....

...Compared to topics where there's talk about...steel plates to block ass raping...nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

HEY! I'll have you know that the "steel plate to block assraping" thing is quoted in TWO sigs. Not one, but TWO of them. What exactly have YOU ever done to bring laughter and merriment here? Posted a picture of yourself claiming that, "I shaved today"? Oh, that's right, you've done jack shit. Step off son, step off.

Oh. Is he that 14 year old kid?? Too funny.

[NYU 0]

This is so ghey....

...Compared to topics where there's talk about...steel plates to block ass raping...nothing can get gayer than this. All we need now is an appearance by the Game, and this could win TSM Gay Topic of the Year~!

HEY! I'll have you know that the "steel plate to block assraping" thing is quoted in TWO sigs. Not one, but TWO of them. What exactly have YOU ever done to bring laughter and merriment here? Posted a picture of yourself claiming that, "I shaved today"? Oh, that's right, you've done jack shit. Step off son, step off.

Uh, dude.....I don't exactly know what you're mad at right now. I never said the quote was stupid or horribly unfunny.....I said it was gay. Would you like to deny the fact that the quote is gay? Oh, I guess that's what I did to offend you, huh? Fine. Let me correct myself. Congratulations justsoyouknow, that was the absolute most heterosexual comment I've ever read. Would you like a trophy or a medal?

 

Next time, read the fucking post over before you post something that bitches about comments not even said.

 

And as for the "not-bringing-laughter" thing:

From the Raw thread this past Monday night

 

page 260 of Austin's book:

 

"......so then I said "Debra, drink the damn beer." She refused and kept offering me some of her cookies. I gave her a punch in the eye and JR, who was in my living room, started screaming "What a rattlesnake! Those fists aren't made out of chocolate." Then, when she got up, I stunned her. I tried to explain to the cops that she provoked me by not drinking, but those sons of bitches arrested me anyway. JR nearly had a stroke trying to fend off the cops by spraying barbecue sauce in their eyes, but it didn't work. Ah well, she learned not to mess with old Stone Cold. Oh, hell yeah........"

 

Jolly good.    

LOL

 

And, not that it bothers me in the slightest, I'm not 14. Like I've said already. But WHOA, I look young for my age. BURN!!!

 

But go ahead. Why let facts stop you in your non-sensical bitching? Maybe what you should do is step the fuck off. Seriously.

Edited October 25, 2003 by OlympicHeroRVD

[Guest The Old Me]

We have: Fuck. And we have: OlympicHero. And we have: RVD. Put them together: RVD Fucks Olympic Heroes? . No, but not bad. RVD Olympic Hero Fuck? Sounds good, but wrong again. Fuck RVD OLympicHero? Close. So very close. One more time. Fuck OlympicHeroRVD. Ah, there we go. I knew it'd be solved eventually.

 

It's pathetic that you had to go back and quote something from 5 days ago, then quote people's responses to "prove" that you bring the laughter on a message board.

[NYU 0]

We have: Fuck. And we have: OlympicHero. And we have: RVD. Put them together: RVD Fucks Olympic Heroes? . No, but not bad. RVD Olympic Hero Fuck? Sounds good, but wrong again. Fuck RVD OLympicHero? Close. So very close. One more time. Fuck OlympicHeroRVD. Ah, there we go. I knew it'd be solved eventually.

 

It's pathetic that you had to go back and quote something from 5 days ago, then quote people's responses to "prove" that you bring the laughter on a message board.

Whoa. Creative. You took my sig and switched it around to make a clever joke at my expense. Man, who writes your material, because he deserves a raise. I mean, really. You took my sig, plugged my name into it, and then switched it around to create a whole series of outrageous puns. What a clever, clever person you are. Comedic gold. I find it hard to believe that you haven't been immediately signed to be a comedy writer on Jay Leno - because that's how hilariously original and funny you are. Oh, man, I'm still going crazy laughing. How unbelievably clever.

 

And, as for the other part of your post, nah, it's not that pathetic. I just heard a lie said about me, and I felt I had an obligation to correct it. I don't need to "prove" that I'm funny on a message board. On my list of priorities, shockingly, it doesn't come too high. But he said something that wasn't true and I figured, hell, why not show him that he was wrong. Don't worry, won't happen again. Instead, I'll attempt to whore myself out to the message board and grab some attention by creating a blog that a good number of posters don't even give a flying fuck about.....no wait, that's been done already too.

 

At first, I didn't know why you decided to get involved until I realized - you are TSM's Attention Whore. If the attention is not on you, you make desperate attempts to shine the spotlight on you as quickly as possible. Which explains the TSM blog. And the cock thread. So please, are you done arguing with me here in this thread now ? Or enough people haven't listened to your wacky, outrageous comments yet? Let me know, bud.

 

And oh yeah, by the way, nice math skills. Might want to go back and brush up on your subtraction. 5 days?!

[Guest The Old Me]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah

There you go, trying to prove yourself again.

 

Go shave.

[Guest croweater]

^^^^^^^^^^

As much as petty forum fights annoy me, that's GOLD!

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Whoa. Creative. You took my sig and switched it around to make a clever joke at my expense. Man, who writes your material, because he deserves a raise. I mean, really. You took my sig, plugged my name into it, and then switched it around to create a whole series of outrageous puns. What a clever, clever person you are. Comedic gold. I find it hard to believe that you haven't been immediately signed to be a comedy writer on Jay Leno - because that's how hilariously original and funny you are. Oh, man, I'm still going crazy laughing. How unbelievably clever.

 

Ok, dude, complaining about other people's lack of creativity with a bit that you FUCKING STOLE FROM FAMILY GUY has to be like, #17, at least, on the list of "Really Fucking Ironic Things".

 

I mean, JESUS CHRIST. If you're gonna call someone out for not being creative, at least BE FUCKING CREATIVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU FUCKING DO IT.

 

Cuz you know what happens if you don't?

 

You look like an even BIGGER tool then before. YAY!

 

Fucking Christ, kid...

[Guest The Old Me]

Whoa. Creative. You took my sig and switched it around to make a clever joke at my expense. Man, who writes your material, because he deserves a raise. I mean, really. You took my sig, plugged my name into it, and then switched it around to create a whole series of outrageous puns. What a clever, clever person you are. Comedic gold. I find it hard to believe that you haven't been immediately signed to be a comedy writer on Jay Leno - because that's how hilariously original and funny you are. Oh, man, I'm still going crazy laughing. How unbelievably clever.

 

Ok, dude, complaining about other people's lack of creativity with a bit that you FUCKING STOLE FROM FAMILY GUY has to be like, #17, at least, on the list of "Really Fucking Ironic Things".

 

I mean, JESUS CHRIST. If you're gonna call someone out for not being creative, at least BE FUCKING CREATIVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU FUCKING DO IT.

 

Cuz you know what happens if you don't?

 

You look like an even BIGGER tool then before. YAY!

 

Fucking Christ, kid...

Please don't provoke him any more or he'll come back with 23 paragraph's about how he made that bit different from family guy and defend his message board honor some more.

[justsoyouknow 0]

He'll also quote posts to PROVE that he made it slightly different.