Dr. Chevy Rosenpenis: Dear Diary

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary:

 

WDI is admist a lot of controversy.

 

The Gheyme is getting a lot of flack for his posting gimmick.

 

Marquez Tuisosopopo should start for the Raiders next week.

 

Popick is a flamer.

 

Brutas Beefcake dressed up like Hogan is in my avatar.

 

I hope the Yankees beat the Marlins tonight.

 

CWM starts meaningless threads.

 

Johnson is starting to flourish as a poster.

 

The Legion of Doom < Steiners Bros.

 

Heyman. tonight. Smackdown. #1 Announcer

 

I'll keep this up regardless of the criticism it receives. My therapist says I should do stuff for myself instead of catering to others.

[Guest Just J]

Yes, boobies are yummy.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Chicken necks?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hmmm, deja vu.

 

Next on Internet Celebrity Boxing: Chevy. New Me. BATTLE OF THE BLOGS~!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hmmm, deja vu.

 

Next on Internet Celebrity Boxing: Chevy. New Me. BATBÒU OF THE BLOGS~!

Dear Diary

 

The New Me is an unemployed pussy.

 

I can kick his ass.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'm hurt that I didn't get a mention in the diary.

 

I mean, I like Johnson and all...but we had that great discussion about music, and I just thought...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary

 

Justsoyouknow makes my dick hard

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM starts meaningless threads.

look who's talking eh?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary

 

CWM fears capitilization

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

INDEED?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

INDEED?

And, and he finally used punctuation.

 

What the fuck is going on here?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Dear Diary

 

Justsoyouknow makes my dick hard

That's the second time that you've said that.

 

 

I'm starting to get creeped out.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Dear Diary.

 

Chevy sucks.

[Guest *scratches head and leaves*]

*scratches head and leaves*

[Guest The Old Me]

Is this gimmick infringement, or stupidity infringement?

 

Well...my blog has...has... WAY MORE PAGES than yours! HA!

 

And my friend, some boobies, are NOT yummy.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

And my friend, some boobies, are NOT yummy.

I know what you're talking about, Mighty Damaramu's titties are disgusting.

[Guest The Old Me]

And my friend, some boobies, are NOT yummy.

I know what you're talking about, Mighty Damaramu's titties are disgusting.

I was referring to his 12 year old brother.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

And my friend, some boobies, are NOT yummy.

I know what you're talking about, Mighty Damaramu's titties are disgusting.

I was referring to his 12 year old brother.

OMG PEDOFIL!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Let's not get off task here, people.

 

~TWICE~ Banky said that I made his dick hard.

 

Let's get to the bottom of that before any discussion on whether or not boobies are yummy shall commence, hmm?

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Just so you know justsoyouknow, you make my dick hard too...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I've got a semi.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I've got a semi.

 

I only drive a concorde

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::blushes:::

 

I mean...

 

People, please! We've got to get to the bottom of this! I can't just go around giving you all erections, we'll never get anything accomplished around here! Peter Powder for everyone!

[Guest The Old Me]

He does nothing for me. JSYK, you got a kid brother?

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Uh, since when did we ever get anything accomplished here?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Yeah, I've got a kid brother...let me go get him...

 

:::comes back wearing catholic schoolboy uniform:::

 

Hi, I'm Jon. I MEAN....Tom. Yeah, Tom.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Dear Diary

 

TSM posters are all dirty fags.

[The Dames 0]

I was considering doing a blog...but then SK stole my thunder again.

 

Dames

[Guest The Old Me]

Yeah, I've got a kid brother...let me go get him...

 

:::comes back wearing catholic schoolboy uniform:::

 

Hi, I'm Jon. I MEAN....Tom. Yeah, Tom.

Would you like a piece of candy?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I've got a semi.

 

I only drive a concorde

You drive a plane?

 

Swish!