Jump to content
TSM Forums
Sign in to follow this  
Mik

Now it IS official...

Recommended Posts

Because of people using a shovel to break ground for the foundation of a new building.

 

And breaking ground for a new foundation is a metaphor itself.

 

Metaphors suck. Let's use similes.

 

chave is a rabid chimpanzee.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion

That was a metaphor, you douche.

 

Chave is like the fish.

 

There, that's a simile.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion

Well, naturally there'd be some sort of context there. Let's just assume, for the sake of argument, that you have one gigantic eye on the top of your dome, and your general method of locomotion is slithering through the alluvial substances on the bottom of the sea on your belly. In that case, you, Chave, are like the fish.

 

An oxymoron would be something like "Heterosexual Dutchman".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Well, I kinda want the Yankees to lose. I could really care less if they're loose, but I hear that Jeter is a bit of a swinger.

 

Mole, maybe I would care if you weren't the dumbest person I have ever encountered on the internet, and that, my friend, is saying a lot.

Aww, I'm hurt.

Nice outdated Wayne's World reference, douchebag.

That is from Wayne's World? I seriously just thought of it off the top of my head.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

chave, I WILL hurt you for busting out the fish.

 

An oxymoron would be something like "Heterosexual Dutchman".

 

Or perhaps Agent of Creation.

 

Yours was better because you called me gay. Bastard.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me

According to your map, I need to be more south. chave- he's worse than mapquest.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest stardust
Cool things happen in the forest...usually. :ph34r:

*Thinks of a certain thread at UGS involving masturbation and the outdoors for some reason.*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me
That only a handful of posters here would even get...

Yes, but then WE are the lucky ones....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Who was that guy that would have a japanese girl as his avatar and in his banner? Wasn't really a troll, but that shit scared me...

I've got a Japanese anime character in my avatar and I used to have a fanfic of another one.

 

So would you be speaking of me?

No, it was an actual japanese girl. Not anime. She looked like she was 12. The asian JonBenet if you will.

Ok... That's just scary... When the hell did I miss this?

 

*shrugs* Whatever... ..sighs...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×