MrRant Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 www.thesmartmarks.com - 3% evil, 97% good www.scorror.com - 51% evil, 49% good The Gematriculator The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is. Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel. Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
Dr. Tom Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 We clearly need more evil up in this bitch.
Guest Fook Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 We're all goody two-shoes around here.
MrRant Posted October 27, 2003 Author Report Posted October 27, 2003 * is evil* You're just child molester.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 * is evil* You're just child molester. Oh, and THAT's not evil?? You're starting to sound like damamamaamamamaru
Sandman9000 Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 I'm working as hard as I fucking can. Rest of you aren't pulling your weights around here.
1234-5678 Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 I just pushed on old lady down some stairs, spit on her, then kicked what appeared to be her newly broken leg. Evil % go up yet?
1234-5678 Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 Bukkake her... Eh, I am already going to Hell anyway. Consider it done.
Guest EQ Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 My web site is 99% evil. That is great.
Fökai Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 My site = 7% evil. Hmm, maybe a little bestiality could spruce up the joint.
Sandman9000 Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 My name has me at 99% evil. Which is more evil then even ign.com. Top that.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 I'm going to haze the Hell out of everyone until this forum in 1000% evil.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 Hmm, I'm only 99% evil, what to do..? *Sets fire to near-by seniors home* Nope, still only 99%.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 50% evil, 50% good WTF?!
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 :: just cut 17 handicapped midgets in half:: Well, I think that should just about do it.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 50% evil, 50% good WTF?! See, underneath that gruff exterior, lies a sweetheart. Awww....
HarleyQuinn Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 My site's 24% evil...damn Hah..HQ = 1% evil, The Joker = 20% evil
spiny norman Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 I just tried this site now. It is 39% evil, 61% good. We are getting eviller, so it would appear.
1234-5678 Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 I just tried this site now. It is 39% evil, 61% good. We are getting eviller, so it would appear. Putting roofies in my Halloween candy is responsible for at least 10% of that.
Murmuring Beast Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 My site is 17% evil The Queen's Park Fansite
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Adolf Hitler: 1% evil, 99% good Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon: 1% evil, 99% good Paul LeVesque: 99% evil, 1% good Stephanie McMahon: 25% evil, 75% good
Murmuring Beast Posted October 28, 2003 Report Posted October 28, 2003 Pushy Al Logan: 1% Evil ... Pussy Al Logan more like
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