Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 12. All newbies are required to shower with Plushy Al Logan. a. Male posters will shower with Plushy Al for a maximum two weeks. b. Female posters will shower with Plushy Al for as long as he sees fit, maybe permanently! 13. All trolls will be given second chances, provided that they submit to a hazing ritual performed by Plushy Al Logan. Hazing includes, but is not limited to being forced to pick up the soap after Plushy Al tosses it on the floor. 14. No Eagan's allowed! 15. Hair bands must be praised. Failure to do so will lead to an automatic hazing! I know Zack gave me the idea for this, but since my mind is not here at the moment, I can't remember why.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 Go somewhere else, fatty. Really to where? Your board?
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 Sure, I can ban you there. I'm already at your board! What are you going to do about it, plus you can't ban me here!
Guest The Old Me Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 Sure, I can ban you there. I'm already at your board! What are you going to do about it, plus you can't ban me here! I know you're already there, and I could ban you at anytime there, but won't because I'm only ducking around. And you'll get yourself banned from here.
Dr. Tom Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 How about... 12. Please add chlorine to the gene pool, because you've been pissing in it long enough. This post applies to "Plushy Al Logan," other posters of minimal value, and anyone who has been banned for general douchebaggery.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I say we ban whatever it is he's on.
Nevermortal Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 No, let's all go to http://www.woundgallery.com/
Guest The Old Me Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 No, let's all go to http://www.woundgallery.com/ No, that place blows. This place is much more hip and down with the times.
Nevermortal Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 No, let's all go to http://www.woundgallery.com/ No, that place blows. This place is much more hip and down with the times. I give that board *1/2.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 So you're SK now? Maybe with you there, it could be ***. SIGN UP!!
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I pissed in a pool?! Zack, now I remember. You jokingly said that I can haze the guy who started the hip-hop thread. I was thinking of this on the bus ride home, and that's where I came up with the idea for these new rules. I'm not on anything!
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I clicked on Hex's Sex Lexicon... For some reason my confidence shot higher than his load. I mean really some people are just fucked up. It's all good though, it's pretty damn interesting, I might join up tomorow or something.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I actually thought that people would support me due to rule #14.
Guest The Old Me Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I clicked on Hex's Sex Lexicon... For some reason my confidence shot higher than his load. I mean really some people are just fucked up. It's all good though, it's pretty damn interesting, I might join up tomorow or something. Next person to register wins a portable urinal, or Mario's mouth. Same thing either way.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 29, 2003 Report Posted October 29, 2003 I pissed in a pool?! Zack, now I remember. You jokingly said that I can haze the guy who started the hip-hop thread. I was thinking of this on the bus ride home, and that's where I came up with the idea for these new rules. I'm not on anything! I'm starting to dislike you.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario Logan's existence mocks humanity.
justsoyouknow Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 :::marks out::: Mario was alright for awhile...then he started threatening to haze people. He knows that he can't really haze people via computer, right?
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 general douchebaggery. Dr Tom.....this is so going under they avatar!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I think it'd be funnier if Tom just started referring to himself as General Douchebaggery, or else changed Mariologan's screen name to that against his will.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 Mario Logan's existence mocks humanity. If you had to have sex with Mario Logan, or have all the patrons of the TSM Music folder run a train on you, which would you pick?
Guest The Old Me Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I think it'd be funnier if Tom just started referring to himself as General Douchebaggery, or else changed Mariologan's screen name to that against his will. That would be quite funny. I think I'd take the train. I'd NEVER fuck Mario.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I always thought I was disliked! When was I allright?! I believe there are ways to haze people with a computer. I can speak to a hacker and take down a certain ezboard! If I were the dick that everybody claims that I'am, I would have done that a long time ago. Actually I would have taken out this board for the MUSt..HOLD..BACK...RAGE~! comments if I were that dick! TNM, what the fuck do you mean that I should have quit posting after the first two sentences. That post on your board was a serious one. I actually participated in the "Coming Out" parade at my school, and the Campus Light group was banned from all participation.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 30, 2003 Report Posted October 30, 2003 I think it'd be funnier if Tom just started referring to himself as General Douchebaggery, or else changed Mariologan's screen name to that against his will. That would be quite funny. I think I'd take the train. I'd NEVER fuck Mario. Keep in mind that would include CoreyLazarus (ouch), TAFKA IDRM (sawblade), among other distinguished luminaries.
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