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Ernest freakin' Miller?!?!

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Seriously, Ernest Miller? Kanyon wastes away in dark matches, occasionally jobbing to Orlando Jordan on Velocity, yet they're having Miller be an active wrestler? What, is he teaching Steph karate or something?

 

What could their reasoning possibly be on this?

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Ah, Ernest Miller - the poor man's Steve Blackman.

 

I can only assume that management went:

"Well, we have this guy we don't know about from WCW, let's put him on the colour spot on Velocity"

 

Months later...

 

"Oh dear God! I just watched Velocity and Miller's awful! Maybe he's a wrestler, not an announcer! Hype him up and send him into the ring, he can probably have some decent matches against people who kick a lot. You know, like Tajaki. Fujiri? The little Jap guy with the short hair rather than the one with the long hair. Oh, and maybe that guy in the sparkly cape and the fire as well, what's his name?"

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

There is absolutely nothing remotely positive about the Cat.

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Guest MikeSC
Seriously, Ernest Miller? Kanyon wastes away in dark matches, occasionally jobbing to Orlando Jordan on Velocity, yet they're having Miller be an active wrestler? What, is he teaching Steph karate or something?

 

What could their reasoning possibly be on this?

I guess they wanted to see if they could actually push a guy who doesn't actually do ANY wrestling moves in a match.

-=Mike

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Guest TheArchiteck
As long as he doesn't have Ms. Jones with him I can stand him...I guess

:huh:

 

That was one reason I liked seeing him.

Ms. Jones was sexy as hell.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

The Cat was a channel flipping guy until he became the commish. He's good when he just talks.

 

Maybe they could make him a manager or something.

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Guest Dynamite Kido
I guess they wanted to see if they could actually push a guy who doesn't actually do ANY wrestling moves in a match.

-=Mike

No actually they are currently doing that with Nathan Jones already....

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First Bryan Clark (any match with him is like Wrath)

Then Mortis

Now the Cat

 

It can only mean one thing....

 

THE BLOOD STILL RUNS COLD!

THE RETURN OF....GLACIER!

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Ernest Miller was a pretty good draw

UH BUHHHHH!?!?!!?

I think this person probably mixing up "draw" and "over." No one was a draw in WCW in their final year but The Cat was over when he was in his commisioner role. But yes he is complete shit in the ring and should really only be a manager.

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The Cat was a channel flipping guy until he became the commish. He's good when he just talks.

 

Maybe they could make him a manager or something.

He should manage Tajiri's posse, or at least feud with them...just like the ninjas.

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Guest wildpegasus

I will forever love the cat for challenging Scott Norton time after time again. Perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen in wrestling.

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Guest FrigidSoul
Ernest Miller was a pretty good draw

UH BUHHHHH!?!?!!?

I love how when people quote me they cut shit out of my posts.

 

somebody will quote this and it'll come across as "I love __________ shit _____ posts"

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People should expect stupid roster decisions from the WWE by now. I really don't expect him to get any further than Velocity, but with the brain trust currently running things who knows.

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I will forever love the cat for challenging Scott Norton time after time again. Perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen in wrestling.

i forgot...what was that all about?

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The Cat's awesome as an entertainer. He's not great in the ring, but the man can cut some hilarious promos and he is quite the dancer.

 

ernestmiller.jpg

 

"I'm a three time, three time, three time World Karate Champion! I'm the greatest! Somebody better call my mama! Watch me now!"

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Guest StevieNightHeat

Damn, I really wanted to see The Cat manage Orlando Jordan. I hope WWE let The Cat use his old WCW music.

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Which one? The theme that was used in the trailer of Varisty Blues or the James Brown one?

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

J'aime le chat

 

Revision:oops! Un faux pas, j'ecrit en anglais par accident.

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J'aime le chat

 

Revision:oops! Un faux pas, j'ecrit en anglais par accident.

thanks to freetranslation.com...

 

I like the cat

Revision:oops!  A false step, I j'ecrit in English by accident

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Guest Redhawk

Remember when The Cat was fighting someone in Ms. Jones' magical traveling hospital room...I think it was Kanyon...and yells "I'm the greatest" in the middle of the fight?

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