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I'm suprised they're throwing this main event match together with 2 people the fans really don't know. I'm sure some people remember Jones, but I think he's pretty forgotten about. All he did was jump people and get attacked off camera to hide the fact that he can't wrestle.

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I remember the two winning gimmicks we had for Nathan Jones:

 

A)Come out to music by Abba but act none the wiser, all intimidating and such, in a most strange juxtaposition, or

 

B)In the spirit of his delayed debut last spring, have him keep coming up to Stephanie each week with a new excuse, but still hype him as huge.

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Wrong... smartest thing to do is marry the boss's daughter.... and the dumbest as well.... just imagine if they got a divorce, HHH will be jerking curtains.

You killed your own argument there at the end, since the possibility for fallout in Levesque's career is huge down the line if he fucks up and Vince opens the proverbial trap door.

 

On the other side, Ed Leslie was able to remain gainfully employed in the big 3 (including AWA of the late 70's/early 80's) for almost 20 years because of Hogan. Let's see if Levesque can even match a quarter of that time

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Hunter has been employed for 10 years in WCW/WWF, and a big name since '96. So he's already reached half of Leslie's time...

I was referring to his time of riding Stephanie (not like that) to maintain his ME spot undeservedly... so really, it's only been 2-3 years or so, since at least from '98-'00 it can be argued he was holding his own spot with his in-ring ability and personality (and with a little booking help too, but not like now)

Guest THE MIGHTY THOR
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As we all sadly realize WWE has another big HUGE monster to amuse us for a short time in Matt Morgan.

 

 

Matt Morgan is best known prior to his debut for being a Promising candiate on MTV'S Tough Enough II. There he resembled a fatter tanned Brock Lesnar. When he debuted this thursday, He appeared the same height as the big show and thrice the size of Brock Lesnar.

 

Back in the Days of the BIG MEN glory times in the Late 80s, WWE ran rampant with the likes of Akkem, Bossman, Earthquake and other assorted fat men posing as MONSTERS.

 

Today, Former muscle heads like The Warlord likely wouldn't make it through the door.

 

Where has Vince McMahon found these freaks like Batistia, Brock, Morgan and Jones?

To answer your question, Hosses come from a combination of a lot of growth hormones, insulin shots and muscle enhancement drugs, mix this and "VOILA" you'll have a hoss of your own.

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Is it just me...or does Nathan Jones look like the guy from Coldplay...but on steroids and crack?

Yes. Yes he does.

Guest JumpinJackFlash
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This HOSS obsession makes me sick. Non-wrestling fans tell me I would not be able to make it as a wrestler since I'm not 6'5 and 250 pounds. They have no clue there's a cruserweight division out there that's much better than the HOSS division.

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.... just imagine if they got a divorce, HHH will be jerking curtains.

Maybe it's just me, but there's a really dirty joke waiting to be made right there...

 

Here's a question: what do you do with Morgan after Survivor Series? I doubt he'll get the Brock push this close to WrestleMania (even though I can see it happening), so does he play Heyman's enforcer with Jones or do they split up? Who do they feud with?

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Morgan and Jones are the new heel tag team once WGTT turns. With Heyman pimping them on the mic- they'll probably be more over than the Bashams.

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