Write your own McDonald's commercials

[The Czech Republic]

It's late and I'm bored so I'm going to make fun of the new hip-hop commercials for McDonald's. So yeah. Add your own mad rhymes.

 

 

ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa

I'm lovin' it

It's my kinda day

I bought my girl some McNuggets

now I'm gonna get laid

I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa) yeah yeah I'm lovin it

 

don't front me when I'm eatin' my happy meal

I'ma busta cap and we'll see how you feel

A Big Mac with lettuce can taste so good

When you're pullin' off a drive-by in the neighborhood

I'm lovin' it. What? yeah. I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa)

 

You can drive-thru in your cars or vans or trucks

Mess with me you'll be gone like the Arch Deluxe

And all y'all is just a bunch of useless f***s

I'm lovin it. That's right I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa)

 

McNuggets so good with the honey from the hive

When I have a shake I add some Colt .45

You can get a Quarter Pounder without a whole lotta bling

But ain't no sucka goes to Burger King

I'm lovin' it. Oh yeah, I'm lovin' it. (ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa)

[Adam]

Shit, I can't rhyme.

[Nighthawk]

Alright, with apologies to MC Ren

 

Now one night I was at McDonalds drive thru

And a car fulla niggas straight drove thru

I thought they was comin to start trouble, but fuck it

Five niggas in a bucket with a box fulla nuggets

Now what do you expect? they're gonna gobble like a doggy

30 minutes later and the windows all were foggy

And I'm up in my car havin a fit

Cause the bitch that I'm with said she's on some diet shit

And I'm like Damn. I wish I was in the bucket

To be the 6th nigga with the nugget and I could munch it

So I told the bitch I was with that I'm going to the health bar

And got the fuck out the car

Went to the bucket and I looked through the window

It was some niggas that I knew, they let me in, yo

And my turn was like next

I was dripping sweet and sour sauce down my chest

I wanted to eat some more cause I was famished

Reach into the box... Oh shit! They had vanished

There was only 14, we ordered 20

Went to the counter and and I gave them all my money

They gave me honey mustard sauce, I was surprised

But wasn't passin up the chance of my nuggets gettin baptized

I was dunkin in the sauce quick

I ate so many that I made myself sick

[Bruiser Chong]

Not saying I could do a whole lot better, Professor, but there are quite a few parts to that rap that just have no sort of flow and seem to only included because the words rhyme. Buncha crackas~!

[Nighthawk]

Hey now, I do what I can adapting an existing rap in a minute or two to include chicken nuggets.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

In the tradion of rapping, I'll just steal someone else's work (It's late so I probably screwed this up big time -- oh well)...

 

I used to do the Gaffilin' -- MacDonald's is my spot.

 

(What did you use to do?)

 

Jack dem' motherfuckers fo' dey Nissan trucks -- right in the drive-thru.

 

Nigga git yo' motherfuckin' food, leave it in the car, nigga git out.

 

Str8 jackin'...

[Guest The Old Me]

Doesn't Prince Paul do poetry?? He's probably preparing his invasion right now, as Micky D's or some shit, complete with Ronald McDonald avatar and Grimice sig...