The OAO WWE RAW Thread 11-03-03

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Oooh, CONTRACT SIGNING tonight for Team Austin vs. Team Bischoff!

Well, it looks like HBK/Henry won't be the main event after all.

 

Glee?

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And we now go to the three letter word for pain...

 

Raw.

 

Strap in, and flush your mind.

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...are we actually starting with...A MATCH!?

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Contract signing......bet that will result in someone attacking someone else, and complete anarchy will result. Just like in real life.

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Booker T/RVD vs Y2J/Christian

 

Wow.

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Well, it's nice of the WWE to put all the good stuff on early. That way I can get back to HCTP earlier.

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So wait....RVD, Booker T, and Chris Jericho are curtain jerking tonight....and Mark Henry has a Main Event match.

 

Wait for it.....

 

wait for it.....

 

It's coming.....

 

Ah, there we go.....

 

*drops dead from shock*

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So how long before the commercial break?

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4 Minutes.

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Christian in his pink accented tights..

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Well at least JR is awake for the opening match.

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Christian and Jericho share a hug...

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Man, RVD should stop using those high-risk maneuvers. His back's gonna go in the red. [/toomuchHTCP]

[NYU 0]

Come on. Let's get this out of the way early so we can have something entertaining like John Heidenrich vs. Spike Dudley, or Garrison Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resistance. Who wants to see small guys wrestling when we can have SPINEBUSTERS AND DROPKICKS !!!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

LoL - "NOW TALK ABOUT HIS MOM" sign..

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Something tells me that fatty had pie on the mind.

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Man, RVD should stop using those high-risk maneuvers. His back's gonna go in the red. [/toomuchHTCP]

And then all Jericho would need to do is DDT him two or three times, and he'd be DONE!

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Does Jericho have JR's family held hostage? That has to be the reason for the verbal praise he has been receiving as of late.

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Man, RVD should stop using those high-risk maneuvers. His back's gonna go in the red. [/toomuchHTCP]

And then all Jericho would need to do is DDT him two or three times, and he'd be DONE!

So...art would imitate life then?

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Man, RVD should stop using those high-risk maneuvers. His back's gonna go in the red. [/toomuchHTCP]

And then all Jericho would need to do is DDT him two or three times, and he'd be DONE!

Jericho and Christian are gonna break up soon, because Christian's going to hit him with a sledgehammer from a car while Austin drives.

 

HOLY SHIT! I THINK I JUST UNLOCKED COMMENTARY!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whoa that was a cool move by RVD.

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King commenting on RVD kicking Jericho was funny.

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How long has it been since Jericho used that finisher?

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Hey...an ending WITHOUT a run in!

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Good little match.

[NYU 0]

RVD takes the pinfall.....

 

.....wait for it.....

 

......wait for it......

 

......ah, there we go.

 

*drops dead from shock - AGAIN*

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Here comes Austin???

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Man, RVD should stop using those high-risk maneuvers. His back's gonna go in the red. [/toomuchHTCP]

And then all Jericho would need to do is DDT him two or three times, and he'd be DONE!

Jericho and Christian are gonna break up soon, because Christian's going to hit him with a sledgehammer from a car while Austin drives.

 

HOLY SHIT! I THINK I JUST UNLOCKED COMMENTARY!

Oh yeah? Well I just unlocked JR as a playable character!

[NYU 0]

How long has it been since Jericho used that finisher?

Everyone tests out new finishers to beat RVD with. Unfortunately, the Buh Buh ElbuhDrop didn't work out as well as it could have. Still, it was enough to beat RVD at WrestleMania.

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How long has it been since Jericho used that finisher?

I don't recall Jericho using the Flash Back[sleeping neckbreaker] as finisher. But he did finish people with the Breakdown[full nelson face buster].