1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, VH1 once did a special called "Behind My Dick" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 This thread is already failing to live up to the promise of "Neevrending hilarity." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big it started this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 Well, my dick is so big, terrorists threaten to hijack it. Or, my dick is so big, it keeps the crows out of my yard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 This thread is why the Pope is dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted November 6, 2003 This thread has rended my neev. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big Bill Gates wants to make it apart of Microsoft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big it started this thread. Shit, that is so goddamn good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted November 6, 2003 Seriously, there's nothing funny about having a big dick. I'd know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 Seriously, there's nothing funny about having a big dick. I'd know. Another funny one........this thread is working out perfectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big when Septa went on strike people caught the 4:50 my dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 I've got obscenely large genetalia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 ^ BEST. DICK JOKE. EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 I finally found out how to make my dick twelve inches long.....fold it in half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 Found this online somewhere: 10) My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me. 9) My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it. 8) My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my dick. 7) My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole. 6) My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee. 5) My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it. 4) My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third. 3) My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. 2) My dick is so big, I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow. 1) My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, I could paint it black and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, you can cut it in half and find out how old I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big it has it's own dick. And my dick's dick is bigger than your dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, you must be at least 48" to ride. My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off. My dick is so big, it has a vanity plate. It reads, 1 BG DK My dick is so big, Al Gore invented it. My dick is so big, black holes fall into IT. My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes. My dick is so big, it was on a Wheaties box. My dick is so big, the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcize me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, it's a national monument. Families take day trips there. I get a grant from the Queen for it's maintenance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, you must be at least 48" to ride. So...your minimum height requirement is 4 feet? And New Me is the pedophile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, you must be at least 48" to ride. So...your minimum height requirement is 4 feet? And New Me is the pedophile? No, I just like midgets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 Oh. Well, there's nothing wrong with that, I suppose. I wish I owned a midget. I'd call him Gigantor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 #1 reason for owning a midget: You can put them in overhead storage instead of paying for their ticket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 It would be an excellent ice-breaker with the ladies, too. You could have your midget run over and start humping their leg, and you could be all, "GIGANTOR! NO!" Then run over and be like, "Sorry...he's got a mind of his own." Boom. You've got your opening. What would you feed a midget? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane Bump Machine 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 What would you feed a midget? My big dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 ...I don't think I like you talking about Gigantor like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 I want a midget Steven Hawkings to do my evil bidding. It'd be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 My dick is so big, you can cut it in half and find out how old I am. You're a half a year old?!?!? And you can read, write and type? By gawd, it's a SUPER BABY! You can wait 10 years for puberty. just kidding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2003 1. My dick is so big it kills cell phone reception. 2. My dick is so big, a homeless guy sleeps under it to keep warm in the winter. 3. My dick is so big when I swim I need two people to row it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
