Don't mess with Batman, fools...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

On my high school newspaper, the one editor-in-chief is a fucking bitch-on-wheels. We've been fighting forever, and last week was the boiling point. So after contributing to the paper for three years and becoming news editor, I quit being an editor in front of the entire staff, and embarrassed her in front of her friends. (To the point where now she wants me kicked out of the news paper all together). But she didn't realize something... don't fuck with a comic book fan. So when I handed in my article up at the office today, I erased all their notes about the next issue from the bulliten board and drew a huge Bat-Symbol. Then I changed the password on their computer (the new one is "ishallbecomeabat"), then I took all the soda in their mini-fridge opened them and put them back unopened so they're all flat. And just to freak them out I hung their picture upside down and taped a piece of loose-leaf with the Bat-Symbol on it on the wall behind it. AND taped a piece of loose leaf with the Bat-Symbol onto her locker.

 

Don't fuck with Batman, (or me) kids.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You need a good fuck.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who doesn't?

 

Admit that revenge was brilliant. ADMIT IT!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Who doesn't?

 

Admit that revenge was brilliant. ADMIT IT!

Seriously, you need to generate that Batman enthusiasm towards a female.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who doesn't?

 

Admit that revenge was brilliant. ADMIT IT!

Seriously, you need to generate that Batman enthusiasm towards a female.

I honestly don't always talk about Batman. Outside of the comics folder, and a few bullitens on the upcoming movie, I've been fairly low-key with it. It's more of reputation thing now: "Here's a topic, that involves Batman! Zsasz will like it!" Not how often I actually talk about Batman.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Who doesn't?

 

Admit that revenge was brilliant. ADMIT IT!

Seriously, you need to generate that Batman enthusiasm towards a female.

I honestly don't always talk about Batman. Outside of the comics folder, and a few bullitens on the upcoming movie, I've been fairly low-key with it. It's more of reputation thing now: "Here's a topic, that involves Batman! Zsasz will like it!" Not how often I actually talk about Batman.

Any time you go to such lengths in the name of Batman, you're obsessed.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who doesn't?

 

Admit that revenge was brilliant. ADMIT IT!

Seriously, you need to generate that Batman enthusiasm towards a female.

I honestly don't always talk about Batman. Outside of the comics folder, and a few bullitens on the upcoming movie, I've been fairly low-key with it. It's more of reputation thing now: "Here's a topic, that involves Batman! Zsasz will like it!" Not how often I actually talk about Batman.

Any time you go to such lengths in the name of Batman, you're obsessed.

No, I didn't do it because of Batman. I just used Batman related phrases and images in the revenge. i did it because the E-in-C is a bitch.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Dude, you leap at any mention of Batman faster than I do at the mention of cats. Harness that energy into taking over a small country. Hell, once once you do, you can make a Batman costume the standard issue of you armed forces.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Dude, you leap at any mention of Batman faster than I do at the mention of cats.  Harness that energy into taking over a small country.  Hell, once once you do, you can make a Batman costume the standard issue of you armed forces.

Not really. I do know a lot about the comics, but outside of that folder, Batman rarely gets a lot mentions here.

[Guest HumanJukebox]

"oh, I got a live one here!"

Get the funk up!

Batman

Get the funk up!

Batman

Get the funk up!

"go, go, go with a smile!"

Batdance

Do it

Keep bustin’

 

I’ve seen the future and it will be

I’ve seen the future and it will be

Batman, batman

I’ve seen the future and it will be

Batman (house, do it, house)

"and where, and where ... is the batman? "

 

Do it, do it

Let’s do it, let’s do it

Do it, do it, do it, do it

 

"stop the press..."

"stop the press, who is that? "

"vicky vale", "vicky vale"

"i like..."

Batman, batman, batman

"oh - that’s nice"

"hi, bruce wayne"

"i’ve tried to avoid all this, but I can’t"

"i just gotta know... are we gonna try 2 love each other? "

"stop the press - who is that? "

"vicky vale"

"she’s great, isn’t she? "

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

I wanna bust that body

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

I wanna bust that body right

"i’d like 2"

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

"but he’s out there right now"

I wanna bust that body

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 2 night

 

"well, miss vale"

"ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light? "

"i always ask that of all my pray."

"i just like the sound of it."

(screams)

 

"i’ve got 2 go 2 work"

Batman

"i’ve got 2 go 2 work"

Batman

If a man is considered guilty

Work!

4 what goes on in his mind

Work!

Then gimme the electric chair

Work!

4 all my future crimes-oh

Work!

Electric chair

 

Hey ducky, let me stick the 7-inch

In the computer

Ha, ha, ha

Hey, we got the power

Oh, we got the soul

Hey, we got to sho’nuff get off

2 make the devil go, go

 

"this town needs an enema!"

 

"i’m gonna kill u"

Power

"i’m not gonna kill u"

Soul

"i’m gonna kill u"

Power

"i’m not gonna kill u"

Soul

Let’s do it

"i’m batman"

Batman

Don’t stop dancin’

"i’m batman"

Batman

Don’t stop dancin’

Do it, do it, do it, do it

Batman, batman, batman

Don’t stop, don’t stop

Let’s do it

Don’t stop dancin’

Let’s do it, batman

Let’s do it, batman

Don’t stop dancin’

Don’t stop dancin’

No, damn it! turn the music back up!

You son of a bitch!

 

"have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? "

 

Who’s gonna stop 200 balloons?

Nobody!

Batman

Stop!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I don't know what scares me more, that you know of Prince's "Bat-Dance" or that there exists places on the internet where the lyrics to said Bat-Dance can be cut and pasted from.

[Nighthawk 0]

What are you crazy? Batdance is the most popular song of the 80s. Who could forget that video?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What are you crazy? Batdance is the most popular song of the 80s. Who could forget that video?

I forgot it. I can do the Bartman though.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I forgot it. I can do the Bartman though.

 

Some of my friends and I did that song two weeks ago for karaoke for my girlfriends birthday. Good times. She wouldn't let us do any old school Chilli Peppers though, and I had my sock ready and everything...

[Nighthawk 0]

Too bad halloween's over... I would have dressed up in that half Joker outfit Prince wore.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

On my high school newspaper, the one editor-in-chief is a fucking bitch-on-wheels...

Did my "boiling point" routine when in community college with my bitch of an "adviser."

 

Good times.

 

What were some of the things she did? Just curious...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I made a promise on the grave of my parents, to rid the city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist, but at night criminals, a cowardly and superstitous lot call me... BATMAN

 

 

Okay, I really like Batman. But I'm only 16, I'm supposed to have obsessions that are irrational.

[Nighthawk 0]

Those obsessions are supposed to be pussy and ass though.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Those obsessions are supposed to be pussy and ass though.

 

Or at least the money and cars route...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...though a Batmobile would rock.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

On my high school newspaper, the one editor-in-chief is a fucking bitch-on-wheels...

Did my "boiling point" routine when in community college with my bitch of an "adviser."

 

Good times.

 

What were some of the things she did? Just curious...

1. Her general attitude towards everyone has always been one of supreme arrogance and self-rightousness. She is always right, and it grates on pretty much everyone's nerves. I however, don't care about my position on the newspaper enough to put up with her shit.

 

2. When I went to talk to the Student Affairs Administrator on the newspaper's behalf to ask about upcoming news events, she was there and acted like a fucking cunt while I was there. And the only reason I was there in the first place was because she wants to make the news page all school news instead of stuff people give a damn about.

 

3. She thinks that a once a month newspaper shouldn't be doing old news. She hasn't though about how we will plan in anticicpate news stories and my suggestions to hire psychics have gone unheeded.

 

4. She is utterly humorless.

 

5. At the meeting where we had our BIG falling out I suggested the partial-birth abortion as a news story. Since no one else had any ideas it was accepted, she told me I was going to write it and I told I wasn't. I had enough to do anyway. She told me "I had better learn to write news if I was going to be news editor." I told the other E-in-C:

 

"You know what, just make me a staff writer again, because I don't need the headaches, and I don't want to deal with... that (points at the bitch) anymore."

 

It was greeted by total silence. I got up, walked out, and got high-fives later from just about everyone else on the paper.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Those obsessions are supposed to be pussy and ass though.

At that age, mine were booze and dope. Women didn't take priority over that until later.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Those obsessions are supposed to be pussy and ass though.

 

Or at least the money and cars route...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...though a Batmobile would rock.

Bruce Wayne has money though.

 

Heh, I do have a girlfriend, but I hate her. So does that count?

[Art Sandusky 0]

And here I thought Zsasz was my age or older. Guess the methods of "revenge" make more sense now, as does why he'd want revenge for such stupid stuff in the first place.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I figured this would have to do something with Flyboy..

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

And here I thought Zsasz was my age or older. Guess the methods of "revenge" make more sense now, as does why he'd want revenge for such stupid stuff in the first place.

Hey, I think having all my enthusiasm ripped from me like so much yak meat for something I once gave a damn about worthy of a little payback.

[Nighthawk 0]

What is a yak anyway? I've heard them mentioned countless times, know they're sort of like a wildebeest or something, but I've never actually seen one.

You know what else is like that? Jackals. I know the Egyptian Jackal headed deities, Carlos the Jackal, jackal this jackal that... never seen a real jackal.

[The Czech Republic 0]

What is a yak anyway? I've heard them mentioned countless times, know they're sort of like a wildebeest or something, but I've never actually seen one.

You know what else is like that? Jackals. I know the Egyptian Jackal headed deities, Carlos the Jackal, jackal this jackal that... never seen a real jackal.

A yak is closer to a bison than a wildebeest. They live in Tibet.

[Sandman9000 0]

Looks like someone's been wearing their big boy pants lately.

[Guest Just J]

You are simply pathetic. Leave you petty high school shit where it belongs, at high school.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Two things I want to know:

 

1.) Is this bitch hot?

 

2.) What did she say / do to piss you off about the comic book thing to get revenge?