Paris Hilton's X-rated video

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Again, why the fuck do people even care about Princess Paris?!

[Slayer 0]

Again, why the fuck do people even care about Princess Paris?!

She's in the media all the time, she must be important

 

Fuck that George W guy, this is where it's at!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Again, why the fuck do people even care about Princess Paris?!

She's in the media all the time, she must be important

 

Fuck that George W guy, this is where it's at!

She is on my list of people who's face should be punched repeatedly on camera.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg

....for some reason, that doesn't look right.

No.....no, it doesn't.

 

I'd still hit it, though.

And then your penis would turn green and fall off

Then it would gallop away into the sunset to populate a western ghost town with its seed.

You can have your very own COCKSTRIDER!!!!!!

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article....spx?news=140943

 

Hilton Never Thought Tape Would Be Public

Nov 18, 3:01 AM EST

 

Associated Press

 

Paris Hilton says she never thought the sex video she made with her ex-boyfriend ever would become public.

 

"I feel embarrassed and humiliated, especially because my parents and the people who love me have been hurt," the socialite and reality TV actress said Monday in a statement to The Associated Press.

 

"I was in an intimate relationship and never, ever thought that these things would become public."

 

The heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune made a homemade video with then-boyfriend Richard Salomon three years ago. Snippets have been sent to various media outlets and have been making the rounds on the Internet.

 

Salomon contends the tape was stolen and that copies were made and circulated by an acquaintance without his permission or knowledge.

 

Last week, Salomon filed a $10 million slander lawsuit against Hilton, her parents and publicist. The lawsuit maintains that Hilton was an "active participant" in making the video, but she and her family have waged a "cold, calculated and malicious campaign to portray Salomon as a rapist" to protect her image.

 

He also filed a $10 million lawsuit against an Internet porn company, claiming that Seattle-based Marvad Corp. distributed footage from the video without obtaining the legal rights.

 

The company, in turn, filed a breach of contract lawsuit against Salomon's former roommate for more than $10 million. It alleges that Donald Thrasher of Los Angeles misled the company into believing he owned the rights to the video.

 

Thrasher maintains he did have the rights and that Salomon, a friend of 11 years, gave them to him.

 

"We had an agreement to sell the tape," Thrasher told The Associated Press Saturday. "He gave me the tape. Period."

 

Messages left with Salomon's lawyer weren't immediately returned Saturday.

 

Marvad reached an agreement with Hilton not to distribute any footage from the tape after learning she had not given consent for its public distribution, Marvad publicist Kevin Blagg said.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

From the NY Post.

XXXTRA HELPING

 

By PAULA FROELICH & DAVID K. LI

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November 13, 2003 -- Paris Hilton's been a busy girl.

The hotel heiress has apparently made numerous tapes of her raunchy sexcapades, Hilton's friend told The Post.

 

The source says he discovered a secret cache of sex videos two months ago when he visited the home of a friend to her former sex partner, Rick Solomon.

 

"I popped 10 of them [the videos] into the video player, saw 20 seconds of each tape before saying, 'Enough. I get the picture.' There is a whole catalog of tapes."

 

The source, who has seen what he believes to be the full original tape made by Hilton and Solomon, says each snippet of the 10 tapes was different than the scenes he witnessed from the tape he believes was purchased by Seattle pornographer Roger Vadocz. The source also said all of the tapes contained Hilton and Solomon - or Hilton by herself - and took place at Solomon's Hollywood Hills home.

 

But Solomon's lawyer claims there is only one tape starring his client.

 

"The tape [that was sold to Vadocz] was filmed in more than one day," attorney Marty Singer said. "You see [Hilton] on a plane at some point.

 

"This is a lie. We know Paris has done other tapes. There is only one tape of [Hilton] having sex with Rick. Period."

 

Hilton's friend said the tapes he discovered were going to be sold off to "Vivid Video, Playboy or 'Girls Gone Wild.' "

 

The original tape, which The Post sampled over the weekend, was made around three years ago, when the now-22-year-old heiress was either 18 or 19. It is not clear when the other tapes were made.

 

Hilton and Solomon were dating at the time of the first tape that came to light, and they later broke up - but the pair have remained close over the years.

 

Just last March, Hilton was again seeing Solomon - prompting a catfight between Hilton and Solomon's estranged wife, Shannen Doherty, at the Los Angeles hotspot Deluxe.

 

The Hilton family declined to comment through a spokeswoman.

 

"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis did not return calls, a rep for Vivid declined to comment and a rep for Playboy said the magazine has never been approached about any of the tapes.

 

Meanwhile, the original Hilton/Solomon sex tape has been returned to the Hilton family - despite a three-minute "sampler" having been widely distributed over the Internet.

 

Vadocz's lawyer, Derek Newman, told The Post his client returned the original tape to Hilton on Sunday, after the hotel heiress claimed she was a minor when cameras rolled on her raunchy romp.

 

"If we had to make a bet, we'd bet she was over 18. We believe she was 19 when the tape was made," said Newman, who urged Web site operators to play it safe and fork over the tape to Hilton.

 

"[Vadocz] wants nothing to do with child pornography . . . we don't take these kinds of allegations lightly."

 

The 45-minute tape never ran on the Web site, Newman added.

 

Now that Vadocz gave the tape back to the Hiltons, he wants his money back.

 

"We will be suing [the man who sold Vadocz the tape] if he doesn't refund the money," Newman added.

 

"At first he said he was going [to refund the money], but now it looks like he won't," Newman said. "He told our client that Rick Solomon has the money. Rick Solomon's lawyer said Rick Solomon has never received a cent for any of this."

 

Solomon filed a police report last week against the man, claiming he stole the tape out of his house "at some point in time."

 

The man who sold the tape to Vadocz didn't return calls to The Post.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

From the NY Post once again:

 

PARIS' PLAYMATE

 

By DAVID K. LI and PAULA FROELICH

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November 14, 2003 -- Paris Hilton gave herself an extra-special birthday treat this year - a videotaped sex romp with her best friend, a Playboy Playmate, sources told The Post.

 

Not only has Hilton appeared in at least 10 amateur pornographic flicks, the horny hotel heiress also filmed a tryst with Playmate Nicole Lenz, a Frederick's of Hollywood model, on Feb. 15, 2003 - Hilton's 22nd birthday, sources said.

 

Three sources told The Post they've seen the steamy girl-on-girl video, which took place at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on a camera Hilton owned.

 

They described it as "graphic" and said it also involves a Hollywood actor.

 

"Jason [shaw, Paris's then-boyfriend of two years] had just broken up with her," a pal of Shaw's said.

 

Hilton's friend added: "Paris was partying pretty hard at her party at [Las Vegas club] Light and then filmed the video later that night in her room at the Bellagio."

 

After filming, Shaw went to Hilton's Hollywood home to clean out his belongings and "found a video of Paris having a tryst with Nicole," Shaw's pal added.

 

A business acquaintance of Shaw's - who owns several clubs in L.A. that Shaw invested in - heard of the tape and started shopping it around without his knowledge, Shaw's friend said.

 

One person in the skin trade, who saw the tape in March 2003, said:

 

"I saw the tape but [the friend of Shaw's] wanted $1 million. I passed."

 

Another company, "Girls Gone Wild," released a statement when asked specifically about the tape of Hilton and Lenz.

 

" 'Girls Gone Wild' was indeed approached about a Paris videotape. We would have absolutely nothing to do with an improperly attained video and told the person approaching us such," the statement said.

 

Once Shaw found out his pal was shopping the tape without his consent, he destroyed it, a source said.

 

"Jason is furious about this," the Shaw pal added. "He broke up with Paris because he didn't want to lead that kind of life. He is a great guy, from a good family. He didn't ask for the tape nor did he have anything to do with it. It was thrust upon him. He watched it and then destroyed it."

 

Shaw told The Post: "I dated Paris for a little under two years. Our relationship ended in early 2003. We are still good friends, and I hold her in high regard. After our relationship ended, I became aware of the existence of a private tape which involved Paris. I destroyed the tape. I never offered to sell the tape nor did I ask or agree for anyone else to sell it."

 

But one source says Hilton may still have her copy and claims to have seen it recently, within the past few months.

 

"Paris showed me the [tape with Lenz] and then asked me to help her get back the Rick Solomon tape," the source said.

 

A rep for Hilton declined comment. Lenz did not return calls.

 

Meanwhile, Don Thrasher, the man who sold the Hilton/Rick Solomon tape to Internet pornographer Roger Vadocz, told "Celebrity Justice" he received $50,000 for the tape - and gave half of that amount to Solomon in cash.

 

He also told the entertainment news show Solomon detailed ways of shopping around the sex video.

 

Solomon's lawyer, Marty Singer, insists his client had nothing to do with the sale of the tape and claims Thrasher secretly took it from Solomon's home, duplicated it and returned it.

 

An exhausted Hilton, just off a flight from Australia yesterday, refused to answer questions about her numerous raunchy tapes, but did muster enough energy to plug her Fox TV show, "The Simple Life."

 

"I just want to go home to my family right now," she told The Post at Los Angeles International Airport.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a269

[1234-5678 0]

It was only a matter of time til a shirt like that came out.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a269

Thats beautiful, man.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/...cel20031119.htm

 

TV TURN: Hilton to Become Next Big Get

 

It looks like Paris Hilton is poised to make a big star turn yet, as her sex tape scandal grows making her the next “big get” interview on the nighttime interview circuit -- or circus, shall we say.

 

For all those who aren’t aware, a 3-minute version of a sex tape Hilton made at 19 with her boyfriend at the time turned up all over the internet a little over a week ago. And this week, it’s been reported that Hilton, along with a Playboy Playmate and WB sitcom star Simon Rex, is also on a tape showing Paris and her lady friend playing with sex toys while Rex works the camera, so to speak. The video was allegedly made after Paris’ twenty-second birthday party in Vegas back in Feb. It makes one wonder if there is anything to the rumors that there are more tapes of Paris at play.

 

At any rate, word has it that Paris will go on national TV to make a very public apology to her very wealthy family for embarrassing them with the sex tape scandal. So if this is true, exactly who will get the interview?

 

After all, in the interest of landing the all-important "gets," Katie Couric has engaged in such antics as sending a cake to Judge Ito, during the height of the O. J. Simpson trial, and gifting Jessica Lynch with patriotic-themed books to woo them into talking to her. And she's hardly alone, with Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters and other broadcast news personalities jockeying, jostling, sweet-talking and gift-sending their way to whomever is the perceived hot interview of the day.

 

If this is the case, what on earth could a journalist give Paris Hilton that she wants and doesn’t already have? After all, peace and quiet, dignity and taste aren’t for sale.

 

Marilyn Beck and Stacy Jenel Smith are featured on E!Online under the daily "Ask Marilyn" column and in monthly celebrity profiles and industry features.

[haVoc 0]

Why should she go and make an apology to her family on camera? She can't pick up the phone, her two way, her pager and any other toy she has?

 

Paris loves the camera, obviously, so she probably would do this.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,1296...00.html?eol.tkr

 

Paris Hilton Disses Dave

 

by Lia Haberman

Nov 20, 2003, 4:15 PM PT

 

 

 

The cow's out of the barn, but Paris Hilton's trying to shut the gate anyway.

 

The high-profile hotel heiress has nixed a date on David Letterman's Late Show to promote her upcoming Fox reality series that plops the party girl and a pal on a rural farm in Arkansas.

 

In fact, Hilton's canceled all press appearances in connection with The Simple Life, confirmed her publicist. Hilton hopes to take it down a notch after recently becoming the subject of intense media focus over her amateur skin flick with onetime bed buddy Rick Salomon.

 

With excerpts of the steamy tape bouncing all over the Internet, the frequent tabletop dancer professed herself to be "embarrassed and humiliated" earlier this week. (Though one might wonder, "Why tone it down now Paris?")

 

Regardless, Hilton's new attitude means bad news for Letterman, who was scheduled to interview the socialite on November 26, a booking that was made weeks ago according to a spokesperson for the show.

 

Letterman wasted no time in poking fun at Paris' bailing. "All I want to say to Paris is you're being led down the wrong path," Letterman quipped during Thursday's Late Show. "You come on this show, by god, we'll make you a hero.

 

"We'll talk about anything you want to talk about. If you have pets, we'll talk about your pets. If you want to talk about the sexual videotape, fine; if you don't, that's fine with me too. We all know it's not your fault. It's your idiot boyfriend's fault, that's the problem. We'll set the record straight. It'll be a love fest."

 

Hilton's media blackout is also somewhat of a PR blow for Fox, which plans to go ahead with a two-part premiere of the Green Acres-style series on December 2 and 3 despite the scandal.

 

Luckily for Fox, the celebutante had logged several interviews this summer before clips of her sex-capades went public, because not only is the network striking out with Hilton, her Simple Life costar, Nicole Richie, is also eschewing interviews as she completes court-ordered rehab.

 

Richie, daughter of '80s great Lionel, was busted on a felony heroin-possession charge and a misdemeanor count of driving with a suspended license after cops pulled over her Mercedes-Benz on the Pacific Coast Highway last February.

 

On the bright side for Fox, you can't buy publicity like this.

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from Rollingstone.com

 

What you think of Paris Hilton, what she thinks of herself and what she's really like are three entities so separate and distinct that if they were people they wouldn't end up in the same room. You think -- if you think of her at all -- that Hilton, 22, is a stupid, spoiled, superficial socialite who dresses like a high-class escort and, given the recently disclosed pornographic video she made with an ex-boyfriend, probably acts like one, too. She thinks she's a pet lover who donates to charity, does not drink or do drugs and hardly ever goes out. "I am not a party person," says Hilton, blinking her catlike royal-blue eyes. "Mostly I like to spend time with my dogs."

There is possibly only one person on the planet from whom this sounds utterly insane, and that is Paris Hilton, America's most famous example of someone who is famous for going out. But at this scene-y Japanese restaurant in West Hollywood, right after she tells the waiter to turn the heat off or she's "going to die," Hilton maintains that this is fact. Fact, even though in the coming week or so she will attend the reopening of Mynt, a nightclub in Miami, a benefit party for the Carl Wilson Foundation, a Whipped Couture party, Usher's twenty-fifth birthday party, the premiere of Scary Movie 3 and the launch party for a new Dior watch. "I hate clubs -- so lame," she drawls, picking at her sashimi, in a Valley Girl voice as deep and low-pitched as Romy and Michele's. "I never go to them."

 

As if to substantiate this, Hilton, the great-grandchild of the Hilton Hotels founder, is very un-Paris-Hilton-looking tonight, wearing sneakers and sweat pants, with her long blond hair, which is mostly extensions, tucked under a baby-blue trucker cap. She's tired: All day she's been doing interviews for The Simple Life, her new reality show on Fox with childhood friend Nicole Richie, as well as tending to her ill grandmother at the hospital (no, really), so she says that tonight, after dinner and a brief stop at her sister Nicky's twentieth-birthday party held at a promotional party for the MTV show Made, she's going straight home. Nicky -- the younger, plainer and relatively more studious sister (Paris finished high school after a few months of home schooling) -- is already at the club, and Paris' friend Casey Johnson, a Johnson & Johnson heiress, keeps calling her, bugging her to show up already.

 

"Babe, we're on our way," Hilton says, as she picks up another king crab roll. "Bitch, we're in the car!" Hilton spends an inordinate amount of time on her phone: "This summer, I was in Greece on a boat with no cell phone," she says. "It kind of sucked, but if I had it, someone would call and be like, 'What are you up to tonight?' And I'd be like, 'I'm in the middle of the ocean, asshole.' "

 

Hilton barely makes it to the club in time for the cake, which is huge and ringed with pink roses. It's dim in here; still, everyone looks vaguely familiar. There are actors from Boston Public and Roswell, the guy who played the guy who owned the club on 90210, a couple of Playboy Playmates, a porn star and Tara Reid, who throws her jacket down next to Hilton.

 

"I need a drink," says Reid. She grabs a bottle of vodka off the table (when you're a Hilton, there's free everything wherever you go) and doffs her plaid Burberry cap. "Hat? No hat?" she asks.

 

"Hat is cute," says Paris. "I love hat."

 

"Yeah," says Nicky.

 

It's at about this time that Paris disappears for twenty minutes.

 

She returns refreshed and embraces actress Jennifer Esposito. "I want to go out!" she announces, then smiles broadly, tipping her chin to the sky. "I'm the kind of person that if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it," she says. "I'd run to my friends and tell them, because I want everyone to see it, too."

 

Hilton makes a beeline for the door through the crowd. "My friend is pregnant, and we have to get to a hospital!" she yells. On the street, she laughs and laughs. Simon Rex, former MTV VJ, appears. "God, he's hot," she whispers. He kisses her cheek. "Where are you going?" he asks.

 

"Nacional, Nacional," she says, then runs away, toward her car. "We're going to another club -- Deluxe. It's hard for people to get in there, and I don't want them to feel bad."

 

Pulling into Deluxe's parking lot, Hilton sticks her entire upper torso out of the car and calls to a group of girls with their backs to her, walking away.

 

"Tatiana!" she screams. "Tatiana! Get that fucking bitch over here!"

 

The girls don't turn around.

 

"Shit," says Hilton, ducking back into the car. "Maybe her name isn't Tatiana."

 

The paparazzi are gathered outside Deluxe, a celebrity hangout attracting the likes of Ashton and Demi, and Hilton vamps for the cameras for a few minutes, making that pout she always makes, prancing back and forth. "Paris is the best," one cameraman says.

 

A friend of Hilton's puts it this way: "The girl is really strange."

 

That Hilton is strange, or at least not at all how you imagined her, is immediately apparent: She's loopy, kooky, possessed of that vacant It Girl quality wherein you're never supposed to know exactly what you're doing, but whatever you're doing is fabulous. Though Hilton got a credit card at nine, started going to nightclubs at sixteen and has been on intimate terms with both ever since, to this day she remains childlike, maintaining an excessively close relationship with her mother, herself a minor child TV star. In some ways, Hilton is best described as resembling a teenage raver, a gawky, lanky adrenaline junkie with a bad case of attention-deficit disorder (she says she was diagnosed with it as a kid). It's the ADD, Hilton says, that gives the false impression that she's on drugs, and at least a half-dozen times tonight, she tells me that she doesn't do them. But on three separate occasions, friendly acquaintances ask, "Paris, you got any weed?" Hilton also says that she doesn't drink, and she doesn't at all tonight -- except for Red Bull. About ten of them.

 

What she spends most of her time doing this evening is dancing: From the time she starts, she never stops, calling out the words to every club hit, all of which she knows, from "Black Sheep" to "Nether," and moving around in a way that's loose, takes up a lot of space and is surprisingly asexual. "My boyfriends always tell me I'm not sexual," says Hilton. "Sexy, but not sexual."

 

This is a statement that's hard to square with Hilton's most notorious moment to date, a twenty-five-minute pornographic tape that is supposedly soon to be available on the Internet but won't be if her family's lawyers have anything to do with it. It's a graphic, grainy home video that she made with Rick Solomon, a very well-endowed online-gambling entrepreneur once married to Shannen Doherty and with whom Hilton had a fling when she was nineteen (Solomon denies any role in the release of the tape). Despite claims from Hilton's spokeswoman that she was nearly unconscious, Hilton, wearing little more than heavy eye makeup and a mischievous grin, scampers about the bed with glee during the goings-on. As they fuck, she waves at the camera. "Hi," she says. Then her cell phone rings.

 

That someone would release such a video at the exact moment that Hilton is going to be a national TV star may be atrocious, but it certainly lends credence to myriad tabloid reports that have painted Hilton as an epic slut. After all, she's been romantically linked in gossip pages to Nicolas Cage, Lance Bass, Ashton Kutcher, Oscar de la Hoya, Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Furlong, Jared Leto, Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath, Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis, lesbian club owner Ingrid Casares, seventy-three-year-old Hollywood producer Robert Evans, Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, Sum 41's Deryck Whibley and model Jason Shaw (she will cop to only the last two and says that she was in love only with Shaw).

 

The reality is that Hilton gets hit on with Pamela Anderson-style frequency -- tonight, it happens about once every five minutes -- and it's probable that she takes what she wants from what's offered. She's offered a lot, because any guy who finds himself in the same club as Paris Hilton is compelled, as if by some higher force, to try his luck. She'll humor him for a minute or so, then turn to whatever friend may be nearby, extending her middle finger and rolling her eyes.

 

"All the guys talk to Paris," Johnson says. She had a date tonight, but he stood her up and is now across the room with someone else. Paris wants to know who he is.

 

"Don't tell her," says Johnson. "She'll go over there!"

 

Paris cranes her neck; Nicky leans toward her sister's ear.

 

"No!" yells Johnson, pulling them apart. "Don't!"

 

Paris backs away. "Whatever," she says, walking out of the club. "It sucks balls here."

 

For hilton, the worst thing that you can be is a "Debbie." That means you're "desperate" or "hungry," that you want fame and attention, but you can't yet figure out how to get it. It's also what she calls a lot of people who have, in her estimation, used her name to get theirs into the press, such as Joe Francis, who went on Howard Stern a few months ago and said that Hilton was a nice girl -- when she's not drunk. When is that? Stern asked. "Sundays," Francis said.

 

Indeed, Hilton won't take any responsibility for the nocturnal high jinks that she's been a part of, at least according to the press. She blames Shannen Doherty for their catfight at Deluxe last spring, which supposedly ended with Doherty pelting Hilton's car with eggs. ("[Doherty] said, 'Let's go outside and fight,' but that's so trashy," Hilton said. Doherty, naturally, denies this.) Then there was the time that Lisa Marie Presley threw a drink at Hilton, who ran out of the bar screaming, "Lisa Marie just threw a drink at me because she thinks I fucked Nic Cage!" (Presley denies tossing the cocktail.) Nor will Hilton admit to the report of March 2003, also at Deluxe, that she threw ice cubes and cigarette butts at Sarah Howard, a wanna-be actress who was flirting with Shaw.

 

Howard, Hilton says, is a Debbie: "She's desperate. That girl wants to be something."

 

Ten minutes after hilton leaves Deluxe, she's dancing at another club, Nacional, with the crowd from the MTV party -- JC Chasez, Cris Judd, Reid and "so many cheesy girls, jeez," says Hilton. There's Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2003, in a fishnet bodysuit, a black leather cap set high on her winged hair. "I love your outfit," Hilton tells her, laughing. Next she sees a chesty blonde in a tiny red halter top and jeans slung so low she must be entirely shaved. "She's, like, a hooker Barbie," Hilton whispers. She taps her on the shoulder and says, "Hey, Debbie."

 

"Debb-a-Debb-Debb Debbie," Reid sings, up in her face.

 

The hooker Barbie looks confused. "But my name is Tiffany," she says.

 

Paris turns toward Nicky, who's dancing with rap star Eve. "You should've come to Nicky's birthday party," Paris tells Eve.

 

"I just turned twenty-five," says Eve and covers her face with her hands. "So old!"

 

"No, you're not, you're young," drawls Paris, hitting her in the thigh playfully.

 

Eve starts talking about how she spent her birthday. "And I went to Bliss," she says, puffing up her chest, paw tattoos peeking over her top. "It was dope."

 

"Eww," says Paris. "I hate that place."

 

This moment reveals the class rift between Hilton and Eve: Bliss is a New York spa that's marketed as upscale and exclusive but isn't pricey or luxurious enough for the likes of Paris Hilton. In the same way it's uncool to talk shit about a friend's cheap car if you have a BMW, it's verboten among women to dis another girl's spa -- to imply that a massage she thinks is awesome isn't good enough for you. Eve reels back and doesn't talk to Hilton for the rest of the night, though Hilton keeps offering her encouraging smiles.

 

In any case, it's getting late. Reid is shrieking into her phone: "Tell him if he doesn't get here in five minutes, I'm going to fuck him up personally!"

 

"Red Bull!" yells Hilton, to no one in particular.

 

Outside the club, it's like a carnival. There are video cameras from E!'s Celebrities Uncensored, a corn-dog stand, a bunch of bums begging, at least a dozen paparazzi, a line of cops yelling for people to move it along and everyone from the club asking everyone else where the afterparty is. An endless stream of guys thrust invites to other parties into Hilton's hand. "This is for tomorrow, Paris," says one.

 

"God, Debbie," she says.

 

"What?" he asks.

 

"Nothing," says Hilton, putting the flier in her pocket. "Cool."

 

Johnson gives her keys to someone she thinks is a valet, but he never returns. She starts to freak out, running up and down the street trying to find him. "This is hungry," says Hilton, dashing toward the parking lot. "Let's get out of here." A bum runs after her, yelling, "Paris! I saw you on the TV!"

 

"Aww, thank you, honey," Hilton says, then tells me, "Jack Osbourne and I took that bum to dinner once."

 

A minute later, he speeds by in a white Volkswagen van, tooting his horn.

 

"Look, the bum has a car," says Hilton excitedly. "So cute!"

 

Though Hilton has both beauty and money in spades - her inheritance is estimated at $30 million -- for all her talk of Debbies, Hilton is stuck in a weird purgatory of celebrity that is itself crowded with Debbies. She herself is desperate -- desperate for respect, desperate for someone to recognize that she is more than just a party girl, a face famous for being famous.

 

Though Hilton has been taking acting classes three times a week, she's found it difficult to land roles that aren't riffs on her public profile, such as her cameos in Wonderland and Zoolander. In Japan, she and Nicky are superstars -- they are spokes-women for a line of local handbags as popular as Gucci is here, and their faces loom on billboards. ("We have to wear wigs," says Hilton of her trips to Tokyo. "I love wearing a wig.") Stateside, though, Hilton has little more going on than a jewelry line, a makeup line she says she's launching in the spring and, most important, The Simple Life.

 

"People have this preconceived notion of me that is not who I am," says Hilton of her decision to do the Fox show. "I'm not a little rich girl who hasn't worked a day in her life. I'm smart, I'm sweet, I'm nice. I'm a good person." It's odd, this defensiveness; Paris Hilton shouldn't have to answer to anybody, and she repeatedly insists that she doesn't care what people think of her. Plus she gets offers daily from all sorts of people who want to "work with her." She's recording an album with one of Chasez's producers, Rob Boldt; Chasez has written a song for her as well. "Paris' stuff is like old Prince, old Michael Jackson," says Boldt, who accompanies her out tonight.

 

This evening's afterparty is at the recording studio of DJ Lethal, a.k.a. Leor DiMant of Limp Bizkit. He's in the parking lot, zipping around on a yellow motorbike with the plate 666. "Sammy Hagar's in Mexico, but rock & roll's gotta live," he says.

 

In the studio, a dozen people dance around, including Bizkit drummer John Otto and some Iranian girls from the club. Someone is using a pipe made out of a Slinky covered with lampshade paper. Simon Rex and Hilton sit on a couch, playing with a Mini-Me doll. Lethal talks to Paris about recording a song. "I don't want to be Paris Hilton," she says solemnly. "What is that? Who cares? So my family owns hotels. I didn't do it. I want to be 'Paris.'"

 

"My car," wails Johnson, who is now calling impound lots. In the meantime, I go to get my purse, and it's not where I left it. Hilton's is gone, too. We look all over. She's worried about her passport -- she's supposed to go to Germany in two days -- plus her platinum-and-diamond Franck Muller watch, worth about $20,000. Nervous, she's gone from supermodel perfection to Macaulay Culkin, all clownlike lips and doleful eyes. The room empties out; the Iranian girls leave along with Rex. A couple of guys ask what's happening.

 

"We got jacked, man," says Hilton, scraping the floor with her sneaker. "People are always stealing my stuff. This happens all the time. Everyone is mean."

 

"No way," says a guy in a hoodie. He starts to look for the bags -- and he finds hers behind the couch, minus her wallet and watch. A few seconds later, he finds mine under some movers' blankets. It seems strange that he could have found both purses in such a messy place in such short order, and we leave hurriedly, confused. It's still black outside as we wind through the Hollywood hills, but dawn is near.

 

"God, I can't believe I stayed out this late," says Hilton. "I never do that."

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I can't believe I read that entire article. That woman sounds like the worst person ever. Keep on calling people "Debbies" you vapid fool.

[1234-5678 0]

I can't believe I read that entire article. That woman sounds like the worst person ever. Keep on calling people "Debbies" you vapid fool.

I posted it to make everyone who read it dumber! BWA HAHAHAHAHA, my plan is working!

[Damaramu 0]

So now there's more video tapes with different people!? I stand by my original slut statement....and she's apparently a stupid bitch to.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

God lord I don't even know were to begin with this. Lets see first she says stuff like "I am not a party person," Mostly I like to spend time with my dogs." "I hate clubs -- so lame," "I never go to them.". And yet what is Hilton doing the entire time? Hopping from one club to another. And never mind the fact that she seems to turn up at just about every movie debut, etc.

 

Or how about this.

 

Eve starts talking about how she spent her birthday. "And I went to Bliss," she says, puffing up her chest, paw tattoos peeking over her top. "It was dope."

 

"Eww," says Paris. "I hate that place."

 

This moment reveals the class rift between Hilton and Eve: Bliss is a New York spa that's marketed as upscale and exclusive but isn't pricey or luxurious enough for the likes of Paris Hilton. In the same way it's uncool to talk shit about a friend's cheap car if you have a BMW, it's verboten among women to dis another girl's spa -- to imply that a massage she thinks is awesome isn't good enough for you. Eve reels back and doesn't talk to Hilton for the rest of the night, though Hilton keeps offering her encouraging smiles.

 

This seems like something out of Clueless. This entire piece just made her look even more like a stuck up bitch.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

Who the hell is Paris Hilton and why should I care?

[haVoc 0]

Who the hell is Paris Hilton and why should I care?

Because the American media and tabloits tell you to love Paris Hilton! Now dance, monkey!

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I dunno, most of the media and tabloids seem to be telling up to point and laugh at Paris Hilton for her public sexcapades and general idiocy.

[NoCalMike 0]

Paris is Paris, but to me the funniest thing in the entire article, is how typical it was that TARA REID's skank ass showed up. Reid is probably the worst out of the whole bunch.

[MrRant 0]

We so need Paris, Tara, and crew to do a half-time naked in their panties, hair pulling and pillow swinging fight on PPV. For like 9.95

[Guest Redhawk]

Are you going to include Tanya Harding? Actually, no, she might slip a brick into one of the pillow cases.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

I don't know about anybody else but, I don't want to see Paris half-naked. She's such as skinny bitch.

[2GOLD 0]

It's a sad day when someone passes Tara Reid for "most fame for screwing a guy".

 

She is actually braindead and more than likely it's because of vapid incest in the Hilton family. Just scrapping the bottom of the gene pool.

 

As for Ritchie....I don't know, she is just stupid.

 

Only in America can a braindead blow up doll and a druggie get a tv reality series just because they are rich and stupid. Only in America.

 

I never thought I'd say this, but Don King was right.

[Kinetic 0]

Paris Hilton is obviously a reprehensible person for no other reason than the vindictiveness that typically goes hand-in-hand with never having to have worked for anything in your life. You can transcend that, but she's obviously chosen not to. Now, that said, she didn't choose to be born rich, nor does she seem to go out of her way to court this sort of undeserved celebrity status any moreso than anyone else with a prime time television series. That her private life is under such scrutiny is not her fault. She shouldn't be forced to stay in and abstain from things like drinking, drugs, and sex just because she's an impossibly wealthy heiress. And all of this slut business is just nonsense coming from people (men) who are intimidated by the notion that females enjoy sex.

[2GOLD 0]

Paris Hilton is obviously a reprehensible person for no other reason than the vindictiveness that typically goes hand-in-hand with never having to have worked for anything in your life. You can transcend that, but she's obviously chosen not to. Now, that said, she didn't choose to be born rich, nor does she seem to go out of her way to court this sort of undeserved celebrity status any moreso than anyone else with a prime time television series. That her private life is under such scrutiny is not her fault. She shouldn't be forced to stay in and abstain from things like drinking, drugs, and sex just because she's an impossibly wealthy heiress. And all of this slut business is just nonsense coming from people (men) who are intimidated by the notion that females enjoy sex.

 

Actually no, I'm all for females enjoying sex. Good for her.

 

I just called her brain dead and a blow up doll. Just like guys who have tons of sex are nothing more than a walking dildo for women.

 

See? I'm equal in my understanding.

[MooreMark 0]

I think Tara Reid should be added to the cast of the Simple Life.

 

We got a ditzy blonde, a ditzy yet funny (insert hair colour here), all we need is a crazy drunk.