Matt Young Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 I was going to put this in the Gaming forum since it's a picture of myself and The Bad Guy (my cousin) after beating Donkey Kong Country, but we look so damn gay that I just wanted to post it here and see how creative and/or vicious you assholes (and I mean that in a loving way ) could get with your flames. Anyway, we both got DKC for Christmas 1994, so I'm guessing this is late December '94/early January '95, which would make me 10 and him 7 (both our birthdays are in July). We're at our grandma's house, the site of many gaming moments throughout our childhood. I'm on the left, and he's on the right. Laugh at how funny we look, and flame away. NOTE: The pic says "90%", but soon thereafter we achieved the vaunted 101% score. Then my sister erased the game (one of many) while trying to start a game. God, I hated that stupid bitch.
The Kid Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 Are you sure thats from 1994? It looks pretty recent.
Lil' Bitch Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 Not bad, but your cousin looks like he's trying to hold a dump in.
Nighthawk Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 That looks more like 74/75 than 94/95... must be the carpet.
Matt Young Posted November 8, 2003 Author Report Posted November 8, 2003 Yeah, that's my favorite aprt of the pic- The fact that Andrew looks like hes' holding in a huge shit or is trying to squeeze one out. Tigger- that's my grandma's house, and that carpet's probably been there since BEFORE 74/75, so there ya go. Raz... Andrew's no longer much of a sports fan, but I'll always love the Bulls (even though I've preferred the T-Wolves since I got sick of the Bulls winning all the time like 7 years ago).
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 8, 2003 Report Posted November 8, 2003 We have hit a new low.
justsoyouknow Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle.
Guest The Old Me Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Your grandmothers house is really fucking ugly. Tell the bitch to update her shit, or croak.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle. Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire! Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant!
Guest The Old Me Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle. Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire! Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant! FAG!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I remember I got DKC for Christmas as well that year, and I holed up in my room play it and caused some sort of huge family argument that still somewhat rages to this day. I dont have any pictures of it though..
Hoff Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle. Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire! Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant! GO AWAY
Hoff Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 By the way, does your cousin have a sweatshirt tucked inside his pants? Because that's pretty damn funny.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Does the giant box really contain Envelopes or is it a clever disguise to cover your Grandma's secret drug stash?
Guest HumanJukebox Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I was walking home from school one day When I saw Danny standing there I tried to show him my dirty underwear He showed me his and nothing would compare And he said CHORUS You're ugly What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly I kinda wonder when I think back to those days Why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true My reflection looked at me like it was scared too And it said CHORUS Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, "Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me? She said... CHORUS You're ugly What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly And I bet your mom is too You're ugly Man what's with that doo? You're ugly because you're ugly
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 Man, this is totally trolling. It was funny at first now its just annoying. Am I alone?
Guest The Old Me Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 It's more retarded than anything.
Matt Young Posted November 9, 2003 Author Report Posted November 9, 2003 How is it trolling? It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum. I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates. That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored... My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 I think he was talking about Human Jukebox...
Guest The Old Me Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 How is it trolling? It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum. I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates. That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored... My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously. Jukebox Boy, not you.
Slayer Posted November 9, 2003 Report Posted November 9, 2003 "Oh boooys, I have something here for you..."
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 He without a doubt looks like h'es about to blast a dookie.
Matt Young Posted November 10, 2003 Author Report Posted November 10, 2003 How is it trolling? It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum. I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates. That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored... My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously. Jukebox Boy, not you. Oops, sorry man. Wait this is No Holds Barred- FUCK YOU! Just kidding. I'm too nice to properly flame. Oh by the way, Angelslayer... That's the best costume ever.
Slayer Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Oh by the way, Angelslayer... That's the best costume ever. Wish I could take credit for it, but I stole it from Mole's sig With the pic of two young boys though, I couldn't resist
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