Matt Young and The Bad Guy after completing DKC

[Matt Young 0]

I was going to put this in the Gaming forum since it's a picture of myself and The Bad Guy (my cousin) after beating Donkey Kong Country, but we look so damn gay that I just wanted to post it here and see how creative and/or vicious you assholes (and I mean that in a loving way ) could get with your flames.

 

Anyway, we both got DKC for Christmas 1994, so I'm guessing this is late December '94/early January '95, which would make me 10 and him 7 (both our birthdays are in July). We're at our grandma's house, the site of many gaming moments throughout our childhood. I'm on the left, and he's on the right. Laugh at how funny we look, and flame away.

 

 

NOTE: The pic says "90%", but soon thereafter we achieved the vaunted 101% score. Then my sister erased the game (one of many) while trying to start a game. God, I hated that stupid bitch.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Awwwwww!

[The Kid 0]

Are you sure thats from 1994? It looks pretty recent.

[razazteca 0]

Still a Bull's fan?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Not bad, but your cousin looks like he's trying to hold a dump in.

[Nighthawk 0]

That looks more like 74/75 than 94/95... must be the carpet.

[Matt Young 0]

Yeah, that's my favorite aprt of the pic- The fact that Andrew looks like hes' holding in a huge shit or is trying to squeeze one out. Tigger- that's my grandma's house, and that carpet's probably been there since BEFORE 74/75, so there ya go. Raz... Andrew's no longer much of a sports fan, but I'll always love the Bulls (even though I've preferred the T-Wolves since I got sick of the Bulls winning all the time like 7 years ago).

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

We have hit a new low.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle.

[Guest The Old Me]

Your grandmothers house is really fucking ugly. Tell the bitch to update her shit, or croak.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle.

Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire!

 

Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant!

[Guest The Old Me]

Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle.

Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire!

 

Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant!

FAG!

[Mole 0]

Too funny.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I remember I got DKC for Christmas as well that year, and I holed up in my room play it and caused some sort of huge family argument that still somewhat rages to this day. I dont have any pictures of it though..

[Hoff 0]

Your cousin's got quite the moose knuckle.

Ah oui, bien sur! J'ai faim, si tu sais ce que je veux dire!

 

Et Matt: haw haw haw haw haw! Un enfant!

GO AWAY

[Hoff 0]

By the way, does your cousin have a sweatshirt tucked inside his pants? Because that's pretty damn funny.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Does the giant box really contain Envelopes or is it a clever disguise to cover your Grandma's secret drug stash?

[Guest HumanJukebox]

I was walking home from school one day

When I saw Danny standing there

I tried to show him my dirty underwear

He showed me his and nothing would compare

And he said

CHORUS

You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is too

You're ugly

Man what's with that doo?

You're ugly because you're ugly

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days

Why did all the boys get scared and run away?

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true

My reflection looked at me like it was scared too

And it said

CHORUS

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name

was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And

everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day

these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi

Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those

pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,

"Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and

they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin

seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my

boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick

your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to

me? She said...

CHORUS

You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is too

You're ugly

Man what's with that doo?

You're ugly because you're ugly

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Man, this is totally trolling. It was funny at first now its just annoying. Am I alone?

[Guest The Old Me]

It's more retarded than anything.

[Matt Young 0]

How is it trolling? It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum. I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates. That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored... My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I think he was talking about Human Jukebox...

[Guest The Old Me]

How is it trolling? It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum. I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates. That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored... My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously.

Jukebox Boy, not you.

[Slayer 0]

 

"Oh boooys, I have something here for you..."

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

He without a doubt looks like h'es about to blast a dookie.

[Matt Young 0]

How is it trolling?  It's no more ridiculous than half the other topics in this forum.  I'm allowing both myself and all of you an opportunity to be amused, whether it be by the picture itself or the responses it generates.  That, and I was/am REALLY fucking bored...  My only disappointment stems from the fact that my old buddy Tod deKindes has yet to flame me viciously.

Jukebox Boy, not you.

Oops, sorry man. Wait this is No Holds Barred- FUCK YOU! Just kidding. I'm too nice to properly flame.

 

Oh by the way, Angelslayer... That's the best costume ever.

[Slayer 0]

Oh by the way, Angelslayer... That's the best costume ever.

Wish I could take credit for it, but I stole it from Mole's sig

 

With the pic of two young boys though, I couldn't resist