Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Chapter 156: We need for fans like Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Chapter 157 : How to cram 10 minutes of "wrestling" into a 2 Hour "Entertainment" show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 This thread sucks now. I hate to say it, but it's no longer a classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Chapter 158: How to close a thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 This thread sucks now. I hate to say it, but it's no longer a classic. Yeah, quantity kicked quality's ass here. On the other hand, Tomko and Fertig remains by and large untouched.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 C'mon, this thread was still pretty good up until about 100... then it jumped the shark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I take no responsibility for any shark jumping in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I tried to take it in a new direction with the Bible motiff, but now I feel like shit for keeping it alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 here's a link i got in the mail for the people who want to know more of what this book is about. http://newsletter.wwe.com/shopzone/111103/index.html This is where the thread jumped the shark. Before=fun After=crap Honorable mention goes to The Franchise for bumping this thread, and for posting half a dozen chapters in a row, all without a decent joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 here's a link i got in the mail for the people who want to know more of what this book is about. http://newsletter.wwe.com/shopzone/111103/index.html This is where the thread jumped the shark. Before=fun After=crap Honorable mention goes to The Franchise for bumping this thread, and for posting half a dozen chapters in a row, all without a decent joke. Meh, a bad mention's better than no mention at all. Chapter X: Chave, shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 here's a link i got in the mail for the people who want to know more of what this book is about. http://newsletter.wwe.com/shopzone/111103/index.html This is where the thread jumped the shark. Before=fun After=crap Honorable mention goes to The Franchise for bumping this thread, and for posting half a dozen chapters in a row, all without a decent joke. Meh, a bad mention's better than no mention at all. Chapter X: Chave, shut up. I like you man, but jeez. The thread was resting in peace when you bumped it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Then stop dragging it on mate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I can't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 You can!! You have... the power~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I really don't, you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Riddle for you all: What's the opposite of a classic thread? Answer: This. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Can we only submit a certain number of posts in the thread to classics? Say, everything up until Chave's first closing bit I stopped posting after that because I wanted this thread to find a nice home in the Classics forum.... <sniff> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 It's my fault!!! I killed a classic!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 It's my fault!!! I killed a classic!! You butchered my thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted November 19, 2003 Chapter 159: Smarks at War over pointless things (alternatively known as : No Surprise) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2003 Riddle for you all: What's the opposite of a classic thread? Answer: This. *Tumbleweed rolls by* Seriously folks, give him a hand for trying........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2003 This is the book that never ends It goes on and on my friends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Chapter 584387B: How Nazi Salutes Elicit Main-Event Pushes Yeah I bumped it. It wasn't gonna make the HoF anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I remember reading some of Ric Flair's part in the book and admitting that his speech on the Final Nitro was just all a big lie. Really heartbreaking to find out about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Chapter 160: How the WWE and Vince McMahon's Genius Jump start the successful Non Wrestling ventures of the WBF and XFL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I remember reading some of Ric Flair's part in the book and admitting that his speech on the Final Nitro was just all a big lie. Really heartbreaking to find out about. What was the speech again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 "Did I - Did I - WOOOO! - Did I - happen - to hear - Vince McMahon - say - he - was goin' - to hold - W - CW - in the palms - of his hands? Is that what he said? Does that mean that YOU are gonna hold Jack Brisco, Dory Funk, Harley Race, the Road Warriors, Sting, Luger, the Steiners, Bagwell, Ric Flair, Steamboat, does that mean you're gonna hold us all in the palm of your hand? To coin a phrase, I don't think so! You know, at twelve o'clock today, someone very special to me said 'do not go onto that show tonight knowin' it's the last time you'll ever be on TNT or TBS' - knowing it's the last time, she said to me 'don't go out there and cry - don't go out there and say your sorry' because I'm not - I've been fourteen times the world champion - in my eyes, one of the greatest, you got it! The greatest wrestling organisation in the world - WCW! WE...I'm talkin' about the Stinger, the Lugers, the Steiners, the Road Warriors - I'm talkin' about my best friend, Arn Anderson and the IV Horsemen - we have been on a par, and we have been equal to any wrestling organisation in the world - as a matter of fact, we have run neck and neck with you, Vince McMahon, for years - for YEARS - and just for trivia, Vince McMahon, do you know that in 1981 when you were trying to become an announcer, your dad was on the board of directors and voted for ME to be the world champion - WOOOO! (off the ropes) How 'bout that? And ever since that day, I have been (jacket's off) a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', son of a gun, that along with the whole WCW dammit all, have kissed the girls worldwide! And made 'em cry. 'cause ya see, we were every bit the force we were WCW - we lived, we breathed, we sweat, we paid the price to be the best - never been about the boys - it's always been WWF vs. WCW in the office - the boys that have gone out there, night in and night out, doing everything they could to be the very best at what they chose to do in their life - those boys are here toinght - we are. We're not going anywhere, you can't hold us in your hand and predict our life! We're WCW! We've bled and we've sweat - when was the last time you wrestled for an hour, cut yourself five times - bled for forty-five minutes - when - were - you - there - you weren't! You weren't! You were never in the dressing room, on the road forty days and forty nights, bleedin', sweatin', goin' to the next town, you weren't there, you can't hold people's lives in your hands. We're the greatest wrestling company of all time - I'm gonna say it again - you can't control us or our future, and in closing, let me say this - in all my years in this sport, my greatest opponent with this company has been Sting - so tonight, if we're going out, if we're going out on a high note, Stinger, the Nature Boy wants you right here, because - that's right - that's right - ya hear it, Sting? Sting, my greatest opponent - Sting, your last chance - your last chance to be... Sting! Sting Sting Sting Sting Sting - Sting! To be - the man, you've gotta beat the man, and Sting...I'M - THE - MAN - WOOOOO!" - Ric Flair on the final Monday Nitro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 How is that lying? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 How is that lying? I haven't read the book but Flair has been interviewed before and admitted that he was the happiest person that WCW was closing, and didn't mean of what he said and was only sad for the people who would lose their jobs as a result... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I dunno, ask Flair. He admittedthat speech was just all one big lie. He said he always knew they (WCW) were always 2nd rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
