The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[AndrewTS 0]

Would it kill HHH to show some fear or not have the advantage for one second?

[The Mandarin 0]

Batista is looking a little, um, excited.

 

FOCK

Oh great that's two tent-pitchers in Evolution

Wow, Viagra must be really working for Ric.

[Tawren 0]

HE'LL SUE SECURITY? Just a second, I gotta go order SurSer!

[Guest CronoT]

Oh no! Triple H applies the Dreaded Lawyer Hold.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Austin is CALLING IN security? Man how things have changed.

He's become everything he hates! (sobs wildly)

[Guest Besus]

I think im a HHH fan again.....

[razazteca 0]

NOOOOOOOOOOO not Mark Henry........Zoom Out!

[Guest Choken One]

Orton is such a dickhead...

 

 

Batistia is playing his role correctly...while orton is Adam Sandler's retarded brother

[haVoc 0]

Mark Henry ruins that whole picture.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Whoa Austin got back there fast

[razazteca 0]

Whose Bad Now?!?!

[Guest Team Hoss]

I hate HHH. Orton sucks too, he looks like a kid trying to act tough and cool.

Batista is the man.

[Guest Choken One]

THIS....is old school

[NYU 0]

Hey, HBK gets to do a meaningless job on Raw months after getting the PPV win, ala his feud w/ Jericho.

 

That HBK, what a guy.

 

But, hey, it's only Orton.

Orton won the match at Unforgiven.

 

Tonight's match will just end in a big ol' clusterfuck with all 10 guys hitting their signature moves on each other. Because that never happened before.

[Tawren 0]

Gee, this sure is interesting. They are YELLING at each other.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

All we need is Chad Johnson and the trash talking backstage would be complete.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Transcript of that last scene: "bah bah bah glah blah fuh duh pah bah boo gah"

[Papacita 0]

I would mark out for a battle dance right about now.

 

Team Austin vs Team Bischoff

[razazteca 0]

Orton is such a dickhead...

 

 

Batistia is playing his role correctly...while orton is Adam Sandler's retarded brother

More like Jimmy Fallon.

[Guest Besus]

Dont diss ORTON...He Rulez!

[Guest Choken One]

Everyone says Orton has Charisma and yet he looks like the biggest tool out there...

 

Batistia looks intimidating and comes off a legit tough guy being ultra Serious as hell.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Orton is such a dickhead...

 

 

Batistia is playing his role correctly...while orton is Adam Sandler's retarded brother

More like Jimmy Fallon.

Retarded brother...must...resist...comment...

[razazteca 0]

I would mark out for a battle dance right about now.

 

Team Austin vs Team Bischoff

Would you prefer Grease, Westside Story, or Michael Jackson video?

[haVoc 0]

Dont diss ORTON...He Rulez!

Shut up

[Guest Choken One]

I would mark out for a battle dance right about now.

 

Team Austin vs Team Bischoff

Would you prefer Grease, Westside Story, or Michael Jackson video?

Buh Buh: Whose Bad? Huh? Tell Me? WHOSE BAAAAD? BAD! BAD!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I would mark out for a battle dance right about now.

 

Team Austin vs Team Bischoff

Would you prefer Grease, Westside Story, or Michael Jackson video?

None of the above.

 

RIVERDANCE!

[Guest Besus]

No,Orton is the fuckin future!!!!!

[The Czech Republic 0]

I would mark out for a battle dance right about now.

 

Team Austin vs Team Bischoff

Would you prefer Grease, Westside Story, or Michael Jackson video?

West Side Story would work the best.

 

"Oh Bischoff, I just met a GM named Bischoff"

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

it's just so retarded when the same guys talk about how great they are every week, then have to be literally dragged through thier match. Except for HHH, who doesn't really have matches anymore.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Austin is CALLING IN security?  Man how things have changed.

He's become everything he hates! (sobs wildly)

*pats Czech on the head*

 

There there. At least he's not going around wearing a tie with his t-shirts like last time he was GM/owner/chairman/whatever the title was.