The One And Only Raw Thread (11/10/03)

[Tawren 0]

Lita vs Molly? WHERE CAN I ORDER~?

[Guest Besus]

BOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK HHH!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...the hell?

 

HHH is afraid of LITA now?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Uh oh look out Shawn! Marines in the building!

 

And we start with Lita on the mic. Haven't they learned anything?

 

HHH is holding down Lita!

[Guest Choken One]

The GREATEST time for HHH ever!

[Lightning Flik 0]

NO~! GOD NO~!

 

*winces at Lita's promo*

 

OMG... It's Triple H? I can't believe I'm actually THANKING THE GAME FOR SHUTTING HER UP~!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Thank goodness for...HHH?

[razazteca 0]

Is Lita going to become the WOMAN of Evolution?

[Guest CronoT]

And one Cripple interrupts another......

 

And I already hate Triple H again...

[haVoc 0]

Triple H is almost a home town boy in Boston.

[Papacita 0]

Dear God he's stooped to HHHolding Down women.

[Guest Choken One]

where does Batistia shop for clothes?

[Guest mickberna]

I actually missed HHH. Welcome back!

[Tawren 0]

OMG LITA HITS THE SICKEST TOPE CON HILO EVER!

[Guest Choken One]

HHH doesn't seem to be lagging from his Business trip with Stephanie

[The Czech Republic 0]

Time for Really Aint Wrestling!

Likely at 9:50 like they always do for the deaths.

Vince: "The obituary quarter-hour has been down in the last few weeks! Go kill someone!"

JR: "How about Stan Hansen?"

Vince: "Not well-known enough. I dare say Jake Roberts but let's not ruin a good joke."

 

 

HHH has to hold Lita down?

[Lightning Flik 0]

Wait... If HHH takes out Lita... Does that mean Matt will be after HHH???

 

Could this mean Hardy vs. HHH for the World Title?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Thank god for HHH......

 

The 4 words I thought I'd never say...

 

And two more:

 

Go HHH!

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

JR is pretty excited to see the guy he's always calling a sick evil bastard.

[Tawren 0]

"Yeah you can help me. Randy give me a dollar."

 

It's funny cuz it's true.

[Guest mickberna]

Gettin nekkid! Ha!

[haVoc 0]

Oh No he didn't!!!

 

KICK HIS ASS CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Christian comes out and beats the crap out of HHH for interrupting Lita. I'd mark for that.

[The Czech Republic 0]

HHH has his shirt buttoned down soooo low, like Fabio, he is a mannnnnnnnnly man

[Guest Choken One]

*shrug* worked for Stephanie

[Guest CronoT]

...and the chauvanism starts all over again.....

[The Czech Republic 0]

HHH comments on how a long-term injuree must claw his way back to the top?!?!

[Guest Besus]

LMAO,Damn Batista got on some tight fuckin pants.

[razazteca 0]

Where is Flair?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

"There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity..."

 

Yeah, Stupidity is YOUR mastery, correct Mr. Levesque?