Slayer Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 A hotheaded wrestler who might be gay He can't wrestle But he still gets pushed and he's fightin' 'round the world He fights fellow wrestlers And he fights his fans It's a problem no one understands If there's two things he loves it's fightin' and fightin' 'round the world!!"
Guest justpassingthrough Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Just hope we don't end up seeing the "footage" on Raw and JR and Kang putting over Orton more. " I'm sure Kodos and Tazz will help to balance things out over on smackdown
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 We really need to figure out the greatest Orton moment The nominees 1. Hurting himself doing his own finisher. 2. Splitting his pants on a live TV show 3 Getting rehurt two weeks into he return 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" 5. Brawling in ugly clothing in Boston.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 This must be the best news Anglesault has heard in a loooong time. Better than the time when we learned that Orton was working a 1-900 number. Just hope we don't end up seeing the "footage" on Raw and JR and Kang putting over Orton more. I just imagined Jim Ross sitting next to an alien drooling constantly. LOL
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 He was born in TN
Slayer Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 He was born in TN The always-picky AS moves past the attempt at humor for a fact-finding mission I went to a couple of sites to double check and they said St Louis.
razazteca Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 We really need to figure out the greatest Orton moment The nominees 1. Hurting himself doing his own finisher. 2. Splitting his pants on a live TV show 3 Getting rehurt two weeks into he return 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" 5. Brawling in ugly clothing in Boston. 6. The awkward pause after the WHAT? from the crowd when challenging Austin 7. Taunting the security
DerangedHermit Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Just hope we don't end up seeing the "footage" on Raw and JR and Kang putting over Orton more. " I'm sure Kodos and Tazz will help to balance things out over on smackdown I got a board with a nail in it.
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 He was born in TN The always-picky AS moves past the attempt at humor for a fact-finding mission I went to a couple of sites to double check and they said St Louis. RandyOrton.com Name: Randy Keith Orton Birtdate: April 1st, 1980 Height: 6'5" Weight: 245 Hair: Dark Brown Eye: Light Blue Birthplace: Knoxville, TN (But raised in St Louis, MO)
Slayer Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 He was born in TN The always-picky AS moves past the attempt at humor for a fact-finding mission I went to a couple of sites to double check and they said St Louis. RandyOrton.com Name: Randy Keith Orton Birtdate: April 1st, 1980 Height: 6'5" Weight: 245 Hair: Dark Brown Eye: Light Blue Birthplace: Knoxville, TN (But raised in St Louis, MO) When was the last time you laughed... I mean, really? Do you have a soul? And if you don't have a soul, what do you have in its place?
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 "Now it's time for... Randy Orton: Fightin' 'Round the World... Born in Missouri in '80 He was born in TN The always-picky AS moves past the attempt at humor for a fact-finding mission I went to a couple of sites to double check and they said St Louis. RandyOrton.com Name: Randy Keith Orton Birtdate: April 1st, 1980 Height: 6'5" Weight: 245 Hair: Dark Brown Eye: Light Blue Birthplace: Knoxville, TN (But raised in St Louis, MO) When was the last time you laughed... I mean, really? I laughed when I heard about the Tiger and Roy. But then I took back my laugh, because that was a little too evil even for me. Do you have a soul? No.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 This only makes me like Orton more. He's a dunken bad ass...plus he likes to chase the skirts around. This surely doesn't bother me, Orton is like 23...this is the time when he should be getting drunk and picking fights...is it wrong ecause he is a wrestler? Fuck Jindrak.
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 This only makes me like Orton more. He's a dunken bad ass I figure a bad ass would have accomplished something with all this fighting.
kirk angel Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" haha please elaborate, i never heard about that
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 This only makes me like Orton more. He's a dunken bad ass I figure a bad ass would have accomplished something with all this fighting. Jindrak did go hide in his car with tears in his eyes while Orton chased after him. Besides, all of wrestling's greatest superstars are on drugs or have a severe drinking problem...it comes with the biz. I don't judge.
Slayer Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way Orton is related to Cowboy Bob Orton, genetics say he is going to haul some ass.
Slayer Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way Orton is related to Cowboy Bob Orton, genetics say he is going to haul some ass. Then maybe he'll go pound some ass like the APA
Guest Anglesault Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" haha please elaborate, i never heard about that Around April or someone saw an ad where you could talk to "former underwear model Randy Orton" on some sex line. Sounded like orton took a part time job while he was hurt Someone like Meltzer mentioned it briefly at the end of a report.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way Orton is related to Cowboy Bob Orton, genetics say he is going to haul some ass. Then maybe he'll go pound some ass like the APA Randy orton would only settle for pumping your mother's ass...he's not a homosexual.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way Orton is related to Cowboy Bob Orton, genetics say he is going to haul some ass. Then maybe he'll go pound some ass like the APA I'm not going to ask which of the APA you mean..
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" haha please elaborate, i never heard about that Around April or someone saw an ad where you could talk to "former underwear model Randy Orton" on some sex line. Sounded like orton took a part time job while he was hurt Someone like Meltzer mentioned it briefly at the end of a report. So he wants to make extra money? Oh no, a sex hotline...!?!
LooseCannon25 Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 We really need to figure out the greatest Orton moment The nominees 1. Hurting himself doing his own finisher. 2. Splitting his pants on a live TV show 3 Getting rehurt two weeks into he return 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" 5. Brawling in ugly clothing in Boston. Im gonna have to put in another nomination... The time when he was the masked mystery man....The dude had a black mask on and STILL was wearing the usual Orton attire (grey slacks and button down shirt), using the same ORton mannerisms.....Surprise, i think not
razazteca Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 If Jindrak had summoned his powers as a VIOLENT BASKETBALL PLAYER, things might've gone the other way Orton is related to Cowboy Bob Orton, genetics say he is going to haul some ass. Genetics says Randy will be in a cast for 6-8 weeks.
River City Rocker Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Genetics says Randy will be in a cast for 6-8 weeks. Creative says Randy Orton will wear the cast for next two years, milking tired angle of wrestler who claims to be injured in between attempts at main event push. -Ben
Jobber of the Week Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 1. Hurting himself doing his own finisher. 2. Splitting his pants on a live TV show 3 Getting rehurt two weeks into he return 4. " Talk to a former underwear model for $4.95 a minute" 5. Brawling in ugly clothing in Boston. Nathan Jones is going to do #1 eventually, Nash beat him at #3, everyone in Boston wears ugly clothing so that removes #5, and he made money on #4. So splitting his pants is the winner!
razazteca Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 RNN reports after a bar room brawl Randy's approval rating is up to 25% for viewers who read dirt sheets and frequent news websites.
Jobber of the Week Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 So he wants to make extra money? Oh no, a sex hotline...!?! It wasn't a sex hotline. It was Keen.com, a website that promises you a virtual voicechat with various people from all walks of life. Then they found out that doesn't make profit so nowadays it's for tarot card readings, pet psychics, etc.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Here are some more pics: Funny shit....
justsoyouknow Posted November 12, 2003 Report Posted November 12, 2003 Don't cops normally try to STOP people from fighting?
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