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Hawaiian Style~!

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Ok, a little help here...

 

My girlfriend is always talking about wanting to go on a trip somewhere hot and relaxing, but right now the money situation, along with us being in school kinda puts a stop to that. So I want to surprise her and have a little fun and plan a Hawaiian night for us in my house.

 

I'm gonna totally clear out a room in my house and vamp it up in Hawaiian style. Some music, along with some food, and other tropical themes. BUT, all in a reasonable budget.

 

So, anyone have any ideas?

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Buy Saved By The Bell:Hawiian Style and play it over and over.

 

Well, what did you expect me to say?

 

Seriously though, some hula girls scattered about, leis for everyone, maybe coconut shell cups (or real ones, if you're daring) to drink out of, and grass skirts for the females would do the trick.

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And this belongs in the dating folder, and I am real pissed that it is not.

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And this belongs in the dating folder, and I am real pissed that it is not.

BLOW ME.

 

 

.....Oops, or is that a comment fitted for the Hardcore folder?

I'd say so, my friend—that was pretty vicious! An atomic-powered wasp's sting, that echos through to each of the cockles of my heart!

 

Seriously, you bozo, which I totally am right now ... you wouldn't dare take me on in a place like Hardcore Discussion. You know they renamed it that 'cause of me, right? I'm a bad man, and the ante had to be upped immensely to accomodate my extreme aura of attitude.

 

So ... still feeling bold enough? Then grab on tight to your carefully-manufactured little image, Dr. Hollywood, and take yourself out for a spin into a land that time forgot, save for the little dates that go up on the top of every post. But if I was your publicist, I'd advise you against this. A lot of people would rather be eternally branded a coward than an emasculated fool. But at least with the last option, you can pretend that you have a shot of coming out of this smelling like petunias.

 

Oh, and after everyone watches you take a thorough lashing across all your ugly parts, you won't have to fret yourself over any girl problems. I doubt she'll be wanting anything to do with you or your fakey-breaky little luau.

 

I am going to make fun of you so bad.

 

 

I'm mad about it, too.

 

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!

ROAR!

 

Anyway, how about the piggie being roasted?...

Look at it this way—if we put it in the dating folder, you can give us a thoughtful response of, "She is just vagina. Women are all vaginas. Just forget about her, as there is a sea just swimming with brimfuls of just plenty of vaginas." You know, the kind of advice you have whenever somebody asks for any.

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Look at it this way—if we put it in the dating folder, you can give us a thoughtful response of, "She is just vagina.  Women are all vaginas.  Just forget about her, as there is a sea just swimming with brimfuls of just plenty of vaginas."  You know, the kind of advice you have whenever somebody asks for any.

 

My "vagina" comment is the correct answer in every instance I have uttered it in that folder. Like an effective advertising campaign, you need repetition in order for it to sink in with some people.

 

Come back when you're off your period.

 

Oh, and the remark in question is, "there are XX amount of vaginas in this world -- you'll find another one."

 

And Bravesfan, submit your picks b*tch. I see you lurking about in this thread...

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And this belongs in the dating folder, and I am real pissed that it is not.

BLOW ME.

 

 

.....Oops, or is that a comment fitted for the Hardcore folder?

I'd say so, my friend—that was pretty vicious! An atomic-powered wasp's sting, that echos through to each of the cockles of my heart!

 

Seriously, you bozo, which I totally am right now ... you wouldn't dare take me on in a place like Hardcore Discussion. You know they renamed it that 'cause of me, right? I'm a bad man, and the ante had to be upped immensely to accomodate my extreme aura of attitude.

 

So ... still feeling bold enough? Then grab on tight to your carefully-manufactured little image, Dr. Hollywood, and take yourself out for a spin into a land that time forgot, save for the little dates that go up on the top of every post. But if I was your publicist, I'd advise you against this. A lot of people would rather be eternally branded a coward than an emasculated fool. But at least with the last option, you can pretend that you have a shot of coming out of this smelling like petunias.

 

Oh, and after everyone watches you take a thorough lashing across all your ugly parts, you won't have to fret yourself over any girl problems. I doubt she'll be wanting anything to do with you or your fakey-breaky little luau.

 

I am going to make fun of you so bad.

Just a reminder:

 

This is the internet.

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Look at it this way—if we put it in the dating folder, you can give us a thoughtful response of, "She is just vagina.  Women are all vaginas.  Just forget about her, as there is a sea just swimming with brimfuls of just plenty of vaginas."  You know, the kind of advice you have whenever somebody asks for any.

 

My "vagina" comment is the correct answer in every instance I have uttered it in that folder.

That's just because you've yet to give it a real test. Try it out in the next thread where someone's confused about what to get their girlfriend for her birthday.

 

Like an effective advertising campaign, you need repetition in order for it to sink in with some people.

How about you let it sink into your thick skull that you need repetition in order to shut up.

 

Come back when you're off your period.

C'mon, jerk—the situation was just there. You, of all the people that could've replied, acknowledging my suggestion to bust it over to the dating folder? I couldn't pass it up.

 

 

EDIT: I could've said, "I don't have the vagina for that ... but don't sweat it. There are zillions of vaginas and days in a month out there swimming in the sea," but I decided against it because the delivery seemed off and the premise wasn't even close to funny enough to cover up for it. Also because I'm a nice guy, and really into mending fences.

 

Oh, and the remark in question is, "there are XX amount of vaginas in this world -- you'll find another one."

I think you need to start using the one I came up with.

 

 

 

Im pretty sure at some point, one of those home remodel shows have tackled going hawaiian on a budget.

Actually, just yesterday morning. They did a surf theme for the guy's room on "Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls." It wasn't exactly hula dancers and pigs on spits, but it was more than close enough to warrant a mention. Trust me, I watched the whole thing and even rewound a couple times.

 

 

Just dump a metric asston of sand in your house. Add crabs.

Okay, they were doing this South Beach-themed makeover for the girl, okay? So she's talking to one of the female designers and says how she'd be upset if she found sand in her room. The boys ended up gluing scraps of sandpaper to one of the walls after deciding on their own that real sand wouldn't be a good idea. I was thinking she would still be at least kind of pissed since she didn't want anything to do with something even remotely sand-related, but she ended up liking what they did with the place. Now I'm not one to complain ... but I don't think they really teased a possible negative reaction enough.

 

 

 

Just a reminder:

 

This is the internet.

Translation: "I am so afraid right now."

 

Just let this be a lesson for the next time you think of messin'.

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Seriously, you bozo, which I totally am right now ... you wouldn't dare take me on in a place like Hardcore Discussion. You know they renamed it that 'cause of me, right? I'm a bad man, and the ante had to be upped immensely to accomodate my extreme aura of attitude.

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I hope your girl thinks it's really sweet because I just think you're a cheapass.

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I'm sorry I ever thought subliminal animal was losing his touch.

Why?

Gimmick posters tend to peter out after a bit.

Who's a gimmick poster? Just because I'm new doesn't mean I'm a gimmick.

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