Make it a Velocidential night

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well, I'm going to the cast party for the musical I've been in, so I'm not watching. But you bet your sweet ascot that I can give you the preview.

 

Velocity brings you (but not me) great matches like the FBI against Orlando Jordan (wasn't he that 7-Up guy?), and New Too Cool. Also, WGTT takes on Ultimo Dragon and Funaki. (Numbah Two Announcer, just like we all guessed.) Rhyno and Splondky also have matches.

 

Confidential most certainly does not cover the life and times of Crash Holly, thank you very much. But who needs a respectful reminescence when we've got a special look at the Elimination Chamber, Survivor Series debuts (the Undertaker, Rock, and Gobbledygooker WILL be mentioned. Furnas and LaFon will NOT), and trashy announcer Lilian Garcia sings at trashy ballpark Shea Stadium.

[Aero 0]

And if that's not enough incentive to make you watch... maybe you'll see ME in the crowd on Velocity!

[PsychoDriver 0]

Oh yeah, Spanky/London Vs. American Dragon/John Walters is on tonight's show. Gotta set my VCR for that one.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Zuh? American Dragon? I'll set the timer for that

[Guest Real F'n Show]

velocity looks pretty good except for the 6 man

[iliketurtles 0]

Confidential is a repeat.

[razazteca 0]

Will American Dragon be using the boring regular name of Bryan Danielson?

[Slayer 0]

Will American Dragon be using the boring regular name of Bryan Danielson?

Danielson? Daniel...son....

 

Daniel-san!

 

I smell new gimmick

[MillenniumMan831 0]

The Vault match is Rockers vs. Orient Express from Royal Rumble 1991 . . . great match, but way to fit in with the whole Survivor Series motif.

[Guest Choken One]

Shocked they didn't drag out the Montreal Footage.

[Der Kommissar 0]

OMG! Bill DeMott on commentary? When did everyone's favourite bully become a commentary?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay Haas needs to go back to the beard he had before...this goatee looks painted on.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay it was obvious Dragon was waiting for Haas' foot there....Dragon didn't used to telegraph this much......damn WWE Style!!

[Downhome 0]

Why has Velocity been the best WWE show for the past while?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I know. Velocity is frequently the only must-watch WWE show for me. That was a good match for what it was and the time given. Funaki and Ultimo should team more.

 

Oh, and does anyone else see the "Ken Patera - The Real American Hero" sign?

[Downhome 0]

Rhyno vs. Kanyon, yeah!

[Downhome 0]

Kanyon/Rhyno was pretty cool.

 

Here comes Spanky/London!

[Guest Choken One]

Those two could use a god damn tan...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Think they could find any more generic tights for Danielson and his partner?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait.......that was it???

[Mecha Mummy 0]

So noname hacks get to dominate the jobber squashes against Spanky and London and AmDrag and Walters got THIS? Lame and WAY too short for a Spanky/London tag match.

[Guest Choken One]

It's amazing how people cream for these guys and yet they HAVE to be the most charismatic void people to ever step into the ring...

 

Seriously...Walters and AM.Drag look like those fucking Jobbers on Superstars in 1987.

[Downhome 0]

What was the point of them having a match...if they aren't going to let them...HAVE A MATCH!?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

It's amazing how people cream for these guys and yet they HAVE to be the most charismatic void people to ever step into the ring...

 

Seriously...Walters and AM.Drag look like those fucking Jobbers on Superstars in 1987.

WWE stuck them in those outfits. They always do that so not to make them stand out above their actual stars.

 

Plus the match wasn't allowed to go long enough.

[Tim Cooke 0]

" It's amazing how people cream for these guys and yet they HAVE to be the most charismatic void people to ever step into the ring...

 

Seriously...Walters and AM.Drag look like those fucking Jobbers on Superstars in 1987."

 

It's amazing how morons like you see one clipped match and judge on that.

 

Yikes...

 

Tim

[Guest Choken One]

No...I've seen MANY tapes of Am. Dragon...

 

But how is expecting to stand out when he wears generic Blue Tights and has whiter skin then The Philsbury Doughboy?

 

It's about image and all he does is look IDENTICAL to the legendary Jobbers of Superstars.

[Tim Cooke 0]

Seems to have plenty of charisma and big time feel when I have seen him live various times.

 

I guess I am just not totally focused on ring attire over other ingredients.

 

Tim

[Guest ToddRoyal]

Yeah. You know that guy with the plain black tights? Mild tan? Black boots? No hair? he managed to look like half the jobbers in the 80's too. Good thing a wrestler's value is judged on his tights and haircut. I'd much rather watch the uber-marketable Max Moon than THAT guy anyday...

[Guest Choken One]

Uh...Austin wasn't a Pale skinny 14 year old looking kid like American Dragon was.

 

Kind of a Difference.

[Guest MikeSC]

Seems to have plenty of charisma and big time feel when I have seen him live various times.

 

I guess I am just not totally focused on ring attire over other ingredients.

 

Tim

I suppose he worked these matches in front of thousands upon thousands of fans, huh?

-=Mike