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The OAO Wrestling Quotes Game

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OK, here are the rules.

 

Someone puts in a wrestling quote (obviously). Use one line, a paragraph, a promo, a full skit, whatever, just as long as we get the gist of it. Funny, serious, doesn't matter.

 

The next person needs to link that quote to their quote using one of three criteria:

 

1. The person (or one of the persons) quoted. For example, if you use the Jericho-Rock "I am not a joke" spiel, you could use Jericho or Rock as a link.

 

2. Someone mentioned in that quote. For example, if Bobby Heenan said something about Tito Santana on commentary, you could link to Heenan for making the quote or Santana for being mentioned.

 

3. The TV show/event the quote was made. This means if the quote was made on Raw, you could use another quote from ANY Raw. If a quote was made at WrestleMania XII, you could quote from ANY WrestleMania. You get the idea.

 

Basically, it's a way to try to prevent another "Best wrestling quotes" thread from popping up every six months while adding some fun to it.

 

And I'll start and try to get the ball rolling.

 

 

 

(From WWF In Your House: Mind Games):

Steve Austin: "If you put an 'S' in front of 'Hitman', you get my exact feelings on Bret Hart."

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Owen to Bret from Royal Rumble 1994:

 

"...And that's why I kicked your leg from under your... leg."

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This quote should give people a lot to work with. It's Kurt Angle talking to Lillian Garcia about his upcoming title defense being turned into a triple threat with both the Rock and Triple H:

 

"I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?"

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Big Show: I am a giant! I'm 7 foot 2, 500 lbs!!!

 

RVD: Your a GIANT tool!

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From WrestleMania IV

 

Andre the GIANT: (With hand on Eucker's shoulder) And now, Hulkamania is OVER! Hahaha!!!

 

Bob Eucker: How bout getting your foot off my shoulder.

 

Andre: (Strangling Eucker) I said SHUT UP, ok. HEY!!!

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Also from WrestleMania IV:

 

Bobby Heenan to Bob Eucker: "I understand you had 7,000 votes for the Hall of Fame. You'd have had more, but you ran out of stamps."

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From Hogan's Wrestlemania IV interview: "And when Donald Trump and all the Hulkamaniacs are out there swimming in the Atlantic ocean, just look for the Hulkster and I'll dog paddle us all to safety, brother. 'Cause what ya gonna do Andre when Hulkamania runs wild on you?" *does backstroke out of interview*

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From WWF Superstars (during the Ted DiBiase tries to buy the WWF Title angle):

 

Hogan: "So on behalf of all the little Hulksters, I'm going to have to tell the Million Dollar Man... ::nods:: ...HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Guest Fook

Interview before WM14

 

Cole: Do you want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin as the WWF champion?

 

Vince: It's not just a no, it's a OH HELL NOOO0OOOO!

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Judgment Day 1998:

 

Steve Austin: "Just in case you're hard of hearing, Vince, you've got about 18,000 people calling you an asshole!"

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::Austin chases McMahon around the ring::

 

McMahon: "Steve, there is no need to react in a physically violent way!"

 

Austin: "If you want me to react in a physically violent way, gimme a hell yeah!"

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Just to change things up a bit here, we go to Royal Rumble 1995:

 

Jerry Lawler: "There were co-winners in the Royal Rumble last year."

Vince McMahon: "And that will never happen again, I assure you."

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From KOTR '93 as Mr. Perfrect makes fun of Razor Ramon for losing to the 1-2-3 Kid and offering $10,000 for a rematch:

"Look, for the kind of money I'm offering I could have Mr. Perfect's mother dancing naked right here on this very table."

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Guest Goodear

From nWo Saturday Night where NAsh, Hall and Syxx are doing commentary.

 

NASH: It's over!

 

HALL: Ding! Ding! Hey, where's the ding ding guy?

 

NASH: Couldn't we afford a bell Ted (DiBiase)?

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From nWo Saturday Night where NAsh, Hall and Syxx are doing commentary.

 

NASH: It's over!

 

HALL: Ding! Ding! Hey, where's the ding ding guy?

 

NASH: Couldn't we afford a bell Ted (DiBiase)?

Ted DiBiase commentating in Royal Rumble 1994, Diesel just came out.

 

DIBIASE: This guy is almost as tall as me...when I'm standing on my wallet! (DiBiase Trademark Laugh)

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Royal Rumble 92, after Roddy Piper saves Ric Flair from elimination (probably not exact):

 

Heenan: "Thank you, Piper! it's a kilt! It's always been a kilt!"

 

::Piper then attacks Flair::

 

Heenan: "You skirt-wearing..."

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Heenan at Wrestlemania VIII the following March:

 

Bobby: "What's Tito's sister doing in the ring singing the National Anthem?"

 

Gorilla: "What?"

 

Bobby: "Didn't you say that was Arriba McEntire?"

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Heenan at Wrestlemania VIII the following March:

 

Bobby: "What's Tito's sister doing in the ring singing the National Anthem?"

 

Gorilla: "What?"

 

Bobby: "Didn't you say that was Arriba McEntire?"

Same WrestleMania...

 

Heenan: I'm getting word...Shawn Michaels has left the building!

 

Monsoon: WHO CARES?

 

Heenan: ...let me say it again...

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Royal Rumble 92, after Roddy Piper saves Ric Flair from elimination (probably not exact):

 

Heenan: "Thank you, Piper! it's a kilt! It's always been a kilt!"

 

::Piper then attacks Flair::

 

Heenan: "You skirt-wearing..."

Just for the record...

 

Heenan: I never thought I'd say this, but Thank You Roddy. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

 

(Piper then attacks Flair when has the Figure Four on Roberts)

 

Heenan: Why you no good freak! You skirt wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!

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Guest Fook
Same WrestleMania...

 

Heenan: I'm getting word...Shawn Michaels has left the building!

 

Monsoon: WHO CARES?

 

Heenan: ...let me say it again...

HBK: I did not sleep with that young intern. In fact, I was UP ALL NIGHT!!

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From WWF Wrestling Challenge (during the Barber Shop):

 

Marty Jannetty: "I go over to make a tag, and you're busy flirting with some girl at ringside."

 

Shawn Michaels: "Chicks dig me, I can't help it."

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(Also from the Barber Shop after the Rockers embrace)

 

Heenan: Ah, I knew that would happen. You see, one's no good without the other.

 

(HBK superkicks Jannetty)

 

Heenan: Oh, I knew he would do that. I just knew he was going to do that. He doesn't need Jannetty.

 

Monsoon: Are you kidding?!?

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Guest Goodear

"He hit him right in the orbital occipital protuberance!"

 

"Wha?"

 

"The back of the head..."

 

"Oh."

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