rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Huh? chaveoholics > emophililacs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. I thought they taped Smackdown on Tuesday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 The fuck is em0? Backwards kids who can't pull becasue they're too busy moaning about not pulling, or playing dungeons and dragons, or watching anime or WAKING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS! Never played Dungeons and Dragons, thanks. Never watched anime, either. And I'm not the one that wants to keep talking about my masturbatory habits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 <---*has never lost his manmilk by masturbation* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. I thought they taped Smackdown on Tuesday? My friend Jose's birthday party, actually. But I appreciate the Smackdown joke. I'll be videotaping and taking pictures, if you guys would care to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Oh, let me tell you a secret: Girls don't think you're an asshole if you cuddle with them. Maybe that's a foreign concept to you kids out there, or maybe we have an alternative definition of "cuddling", but in my book, if you lie there for a little bit, catch your breath, then get up and have a cigarette, that's cuddling. Girls these days don't wanna cuddle. They just wanna fuck like wildebeasts then get the hell outta there. If you try to cuddle with them, you look like more of a female then they are, and they lose respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 <---*has never lost his milkman by masturbation* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? THAT ASSHOLE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I suggest you relieve your sexual tension by wanking all over your folks' toothbrushes and/or pillows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I suggest you relieve your sexual tension by wanking all over your folks' toothbrushes and/or pillows I've found that to be only a temporary solution... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? THAT ASSHOLE! Of all the things to make fun of...my bedsheets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 <--*once masturbated while watching the milkman* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 As someone going into the Paleontology field....I'm going to have to side with Chave on Dinosaurs rocking. The rest of it though.......*shudder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I suggest you relieve your sexual tension by wanking all over your folks' toothbrushes and/or pillows I've found that to be only a temperary solution... What about on an enemy's car door handle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I suggest you relieve your sexual tension by wanking all over your folks' toothbrushes and/or pillows I've found that to be only a temperary solution... Problem is that you only did it once You need to do it again and again until your parents' pillows resemble a scale model of the Rockies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Angelslayer: TSM's #1 Bukkake advocate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Can't buy porn because I'm under 17, can't watch porn because my room is right next to theirs, my imagination isn't strong enough for a visual-free run. EDIT: can we please stop talking about this? NO! I have never met a 17 year old who can't get a hold of porn. And you can't watch porn because your mum is next door? That's why mute buttons were invented. Or use a mag! Or this internet thing: it wasn't just built for crap flame wars, y'know. Or USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! LIKE EVERY BOY FROM THE AGE OF 13 UPWARDS. God, and you were calling someone else emo... Did I say that I didn't masturbate? No. I just said that I couldn't purchase porn. Free internet porn is entirely different. And I just said that my imagination isn't too spectacular. If I have a visual, that's fine...and where the hell am I supposed to get this magazine? Maybe masturbation isn't as much of a priority for me as it does for you. And people that can't masturbate because they sleep next door to their parents are emo? Explain me that, Ross. Ooh, Ross. Good one. That's right up there with "JustSoYouBlow". You can't wank because you're next door to your mum? Why the hell not? How fucking loud are you? Worried she'd hear your vibrator? Worried she might come in to tuck you in, only to find hot man butter all over your N'Sync sheets? How emo are you? Soon you'll be fucking apple pies to see what pussy feels like. Then write a song about it, comparing women to pies, only pies are better because they don't break your heart, or run off with the bloke down the superstore, and they taste better. And yes, masturbation is important to me. Because I am a FUCKING HUMAN WITH A LIBIDO. Not some fucking emo kid. Good one. Call me emo! Turn the tables! Whatever you want to consider it! Here's the bottom line, Chave: I don't masturbate all that often. I'm only at my house to sleep, that's it. You're hard pressed to catch me there doing anything other than showering, taking a shit, or sleeping. Every time I use the internet, I'm at work. So, masturbation, not too high on my list of priorities. NSync sheets? BURN! Are you really that fucking desperate, that you're now insulting my bedsheets? I don't want to get caught by my parents masturbating. I guess that makes me a bad person. When I'm not at work, I'm out with my friends. I've got three different parties to attend this weekend, one of them involving lesbians wrestling in pudding. So, again, I apologize profusely if I don't have time to fit masturbation into my schedule. You call me emo? What was that definition that you supplied? Something about an emo being a holier-than-thou shmuck? Pot. Kettle. Black. You sit here and harp on me for the fact that I don't masturbate constantly, then call me emo for not wanting to be caught by my parents. You really need to check what the fuck you're saying before you just type away. And Ross is a paleontologist. I'm glad you got the reference. I figured it might be beneath you and all of your dazzling knowledge. Heh heh heh. You're funny emo-kid. It is impossible for anybody to be hollier-than-thou when talking about wanking. And you're never to busy to wank. If it make's things better, I'm sorry for taking the piss out of your N'Sync sheets: I'm sure they're very nic. However, the fact is you are a silly little emo kid, who is afraid to wank near his precious mommy, and who has to try and convince strangers on the internet that hes kewl because he's going to three parties this weekend. Presumably full of other 17 year olds to scared to get porn. Must be a swinging party: a bunch of emo kids too scared to get drunk in case their parents show up. And trying to insult someone by saying they're too clever to watch friends doesn't really work. Hell, next time shake your funky flesh when Rachael comes on screen. She's always smuggling peanuts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Fuck this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 As someone going into the Paleontology field....I'm going to have to side with Chave on Dinosaurs rocking. The rest of it though.......*shudder* Bivalves piss me off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 *steps in* Break it up you two. We don't need to fight amongst ourselves. There's emo anime kids to be taken out! *is flamed unmercifully* NO!!! I'm sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Man, fuck Jennifer Aniston. It's all about that sexy beast, Joey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 As someone going into the Paleontology field....I'm going to have to side with Chave on Dinosaurs rocking. The rest of it though.......*shudder* Bivalves piss me off Whoa there pal. I'm only a Sophmore. I just changed majors...haven't even gotten into my major coursework. However I did do a project on Invertebrate animals my Senior year of High School......*shudders*.....to many tiny fossils....must do Dinosaurs with a backbone....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 Man, fuck Jennifer Aniston. It's all about that sexy beast, Joey. Don't be fooled by the cock that he's got. He's still, he's still Jenny from the block. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 *steps in* Break it up you two. We don't need to fight amongst ourselves. There's emo anime kids to be taken out! *is flamed unmercifully* NO!!! I'm sorry! Oh, no, according to Chave here, despite the fact that I was the one spearheading the emo witchhunt, I, myself, am emo. Even though I'm a prep. Whatever. Prep/Emo, same thing. And Jose's 22. But I like your story, too. I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 *steps in* Break it up you two. We don't need to fight amongst ourselves. There's emo anime kids to be taken out! *is flamed unmercifully* NO!!! I'm sorry! Oh, no, according to Chave here, despite the fact that I was the one spearheading the emo witchhunt, I, myself, am emo. Even though I'm a prep. Whatever. Prep/Emo, same thing. And Jose's 22. But I like your story, too. I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? 90 year olds. They got the best drugs. And Depends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 *steps in* Break it up you two. We don't need to fight amongst ourselves. There's emo anime kids to be taken out! *is flamed unmercifully* NO!!! I'm sorry! Oh, no, according to Chave here, despite the fact that I was the one spearheading the emo witchhunt, I, myself, am emo. Even though I'm a prep. Whatever. Prep/Emo, same thing. And Jose's 22. But I like your story, too. I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? 12 year old boys........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? 90 year olds. They got the best drugs. And Depends. Hook me up with the morphine IV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 SHUT THE FUCK UP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? 90 year olds. They got the best drugs. And Depends. Hook me up with the morphine IV. Man, I HATE sequels... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2003 I really like how attempt to flame me for hanging out with PEOPLE MY AGE. Who in the hell should I hang out with then? 90 year olds. They got the best drugs. And Depends. Hook me up with the morphine IV. And don't bogart the tapioca Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
