BX 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 As mentioned in another thread, we need to determine the post of the year. I got this all figured out. Nominations will go in this thread, and voting will begin December 20th. The voting will end on Christmas Day. Here is my nomination (two nomination limit) What's wrong with jacking off constantly? I've got this towel that could probably pass for a roofing shingle. Think about THAT one before bed. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=youdafoo&st=30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 How does one "crack wise"? I know how to "wise crack" but this "crack wise" eludes me. Do tell how one "cracks the wise". Smack Albert Einstein in the head with a baseball bat a few hundred times. That will crack the wise. LOL Found on this page of this page of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 For best post I go with FatKane's "I only liked her because she had a nice face and feet," and tank_abbott's "Is it normal for it to come out green? It looks like I sneezed into my underwear." There's been better but it's all that I can recall off the top of my head. If we do Thread of the Year I nominate "Tomko and Fertig." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I nominate what I'm saying right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted November 28, 2003 I don't know how old it is or who had it in their sig, but it was a kinda mockery joke that Honky Tonk Man & Tom Zenk were going to lead Internet wrestling fans to war with WWE or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anakin Flair 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2003 see the second quote in my sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 If gimmick posts count, Metal Ed's most embarassing life experience: Metal Ed on his most shameful life experience I once banged this chick, Bobbi Jo, right? She was runnin at about 245-250, so I was cool with takin her out and showin her off to my friends and shit. Some of these chicks, I ain't too keen on lettin my buddies know that I'm doin 'em. I'll tell 'em that she's my cousin and I'm takin her to the hospital on account of her diabetes. I got, like, 20 hefty diabetic cousins, as far as they know. Anyway, Bobbi Jo wasn't like that. I was real proud to show her off. We done it a buncha times and I thought she was diggin it. It wasn't like no bedpost-shakin "Oh, Metal Ed! Oh, Metal Ed!" shit, but she seemed pretty responsive when I was layin it in. But one day, I was walkin through Wal-Mart, lookin for her on account of her workin there, and I'm seein all these Wal-Mart employees laughin at me and shit. I'm gettin pissed off, you know? I'm fixin to crack some skulls right there in the produce section when this big ol' dude with tattoos and shit grabs me by the shirt and says, "You Metal Ed?" I'm, like, "Yeah. What's it to ya?" He starts tellin me how Bobbi Jo is his woman and how she don't wanna see me no more. I didn't never see it comin, man. So I come to find out that Bobbi Jo had been tellin all these bitches at Wal-Mart about me bein no good in bed and, once her boyfriend got out of prison, she dumped me. So now I'm pissed as hell. I'm thinkin I'm gonna go over to the trailer park with my crowbar and crack some damn skulls. Ain't no one talk shit about my fuckin and get away with it, y'know? So I go over there and start breakin shit in her yard...like toys and shit. I tried to throw a tricycle but that bitch was heavy. Anyway, her boyfriend comes out and proceeds to whale on me. I mean, I couldn't do shit about it. He beat my ass. I ran outta there like a scalded dog. Everybody round Wassau was talkin about Metal Ed gettin his ass whooped and how I gone soft and shit. I had to bust up Mayor Cardot just to protect my reputation. That was some shameful shit. Come ON, that's just fucking awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anorak 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2003 Not really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PhantMan Report post Posted November 30, 2003 I think I DESERVE at least a quote. come on guys. check out my threads. I'm a freak. at least don't make me be one in vain. I've almost fucked my granny. make it worthwhile! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 How many posts have I made this year? That's how many candidates for Quote of the Year there are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Not really Philistine. The second post of this thread is a very strong contender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 The second post of this thread is a very strong contender. Incandenza is the man, no doubt about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Here's a classic one "Last night, slept with three girls, nailed everyone of them... i'm done braggin". -redbaron51 "And you didn't get on your cell phone or post on here in the middle of it?" -crandamaniac in response Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2003 The second post of this thread is a very strong contender. Incandenza is the man, no doubt about it That whole first post is gold too no doubts on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2003 I am sexual kung fu, this thread is a drunken brawl. -IDRM, on page 2 of the "Weird Tales and Experiences" thread in LSD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2003 Here's a classic one "Last night, slept with three girls, nailed everyone of them... i'm done braggin". -redbaron51 "And you didn't get on your cell phone or post on here in the middle of it?" -crandamaniac in response BEST.QUOTE.EVER~! There was a quote that Marney said that had something to do with a gangsta version of the bible that was quite funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2003 you sure Marney said that in the thread. I just can't seem to find the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2003 You know what sounds good? Eating Thin Mints with a glass of milk while getting a blow job. I bet very few things would beat that Give her a bite of the mint before she blows you and you will know what beats that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2003 I am awaiting Dames to ask Popick for the money to buy an apartment complex... BPP: He saved the Community. Stated by Me in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 3, 2003 There should be a bar where token fat girls can go and feel good about themselves. Like the salad one at Wendys. -- Incandenza *wins* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted December 3, 2003 What about me? What about JJF? Again, I am not a great writer. Oh well..... Have you guys even read my posts? Maybe I need to change my gimmick. Maybe be more of a hard-ass! Yeah! Fuck you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2003 There should be a bar where token fat girls can go and feel good about themselves. Like the salad one at Wendys. -- Incandenza *wins* These days, if I actually cared about the threads on this board, I'd still be producing winners like that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2003 you sure Marney said that in the thread. I just can't seem to find the thread. Yeah, it was either in GC or Current Events. Can't remember where. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2003 I am quoted in AoO's signature, thus I nominate that. Its my thoughts on the struggle between penis and vagina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Here we are a month later and still no quote for the '03. Is this the sort of lazy ass contributions you want from "The Nu-Establishment", people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I'm partial to the one I nominated, obviously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Uh, gimme a second, I'll choose a winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 6, 2004 The Evolution/ Captain Planet Parody thread has lots of good ones, someone should dig it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2004 No one wins this year. You are all losers. Someone close this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted January 6, 2004 Can I win by default? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
