Help Goldust Keep His Job!

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Goldust needs your help! Give him storyline ideas and gimmick ideas so he can be of some use to the WWE, and keep his job! If not, his place will be filled by someone like John Heidenreich! Help Goldust, for he has helped you in the past when you were sad!

[Damaramu 0]

How are we helping Goldust again? Will he know what these ideas are? Is he going to come here and read them?

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

No. Of course not. I just thought it was a fun idea.

[Damaramu 0]

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

He should go back to being the Natural...

 

in NWA TNA.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Ya. It is kind of weird that the site has announced it now, instead of say he's injured and wont be back for a while, and then say he's been released once January comes along.

[2GOLD 0]

Didn't they say they were releasing Goldust?

 

They didn't say they were releasing Dustin Runnels did they?

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

They said they were releasing Goldust.....I believe. But I heard it on the internet if you want to know if its true.

[Damaramu 0]

Pffft....Goldust is better than Dustin Runnels. He'd better not become a holy preacher again.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

That's Christopher Daniels' job. Have him be some mysterious cowboy, or some son of Dusty Rhodes.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something.

Damaramu, I love you, no seriously I really do, but if you begin another fucking post with "Umm..." I'm going to have to shoot you.

 

UYI

[Damaramu 0]

That's Christopher Daniels' job. Have him be some mysterious cowboy, or some son of Dusty Rhodes.

No no.....Dustin Runnels gimmick was NOTHING like Christopher Daniels.

[Damaramu 0]

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something.

Damaramu, I love you, no seriously I really do, but if you begin another fucking post with "Umm..." I'm going to have to shoot you.

 

UYI

Sorry dude....uhhh...I really don't know what to say.

[Highland 0]

Yes I remember the "Natural" Dustin Runnels when he wents back to wcw -shudder-.

The fact is, he's better off with the Goldust character, he's funny and interesting in promos and skits, plus the character diverts the fans attention from his work in the ring, which is average.

[Slayer 0]

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something.

Damaramu, I love you, no seriously I really do, but if you begin another fucking post with "Umm..." I'm going to have to shoot you.

It's Dama's way of warming up his brain before posting

 

Of course, he doesn't actually need to transcribe it...

[2GOLD 0]

He could always become Dustin Runnels "Mattitude Follower"

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

QUOTE (Use Your Illusion @ Nov 29 2003, 01:33 AM)

QUOTE (The Mighty Damaramu @ Nov 29 2003, 06:26 AM)

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something. 

 

Damaramu, I love you, no seriously I really do, but if you begin another fucking post with "Umm..." I'm going to have to shoot you. 

 

It's Dama's way of warming up his brain before posting

 

Of course, he doesn't actually need to transcribe it...

I think the Ummmmm makes him sound like a negative kind of guy. Just the Ummmm....makes me think he's going to bash something. Do you see what I mean? Read his post again to find out.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Damnit. I've got the stupid song in my head.

 

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Natural as can be!

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Yeah, that's his name!

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

Damnit. I've got the stupid song in my head.

 

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Natural as can be!

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Yeah, that's his name!

 

That makes me think of Hogan's song in WCW...."American Made." Stupid stuff right there.

[Slayer 0]

Well he's big and tall

Big and mean

[something something] that I've ever seen

He beats people up

And he likes to have fun...

...you know I'm talkin' 'bout Barry Windham!

Well he's smokin'

I'm not jokin'!

 

<ZZTop-ish riff>

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

QUOTE 

Damnit. I've got the stupid song in my head.

 

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Natural as can be!

Well they call him the natural (natural)

Yeah, that's his name! 

 

 

That makes me think of Hogan's song in WCW...."American Made." Stupid stuff right there.

 

Well he's big and tall

Big and mean

[something something] that I've ever seen

He beats people up

And he likes to have fun...

...you know I'm talkin' 'bout Barry Windham!

Well he's smokin'

I'm not jokin'!

 

<ZZTop-ish riff>

 

Quoting from Volcano

 

Little Kid:Listen to the rythms, they all sound the same.

[razazteca 0]

Goldust can be a heel and run in matches of OVW boyz. 1st on the list would be Garrison Cade for being a cowboy. 2nd would be Mark Henry for being a waste of time and money....and holding down Teddy Long. 3rd would be Jon Heinbergstein for stalking wrestlers and hurting them.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Let the dude take the SeVen gimmick back from WCW. That'll work

[dubq 0]

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something.

I wouldn't be so sure. It was up this early because we're not going to see him on tv at all any more. His contract will have run out by the time people have forgotten about him.

[haVoc 0]

I saw this on another site which I think they lifted from the Torch.

 

More information has been received regarding WWE's decision not to renew Goldust's contract. The major reason the decision was made is because management felt that he was too injury prone. Also, the creative team couldn't come up with anything for his character, which didn't help matters at all. Although most assumed that WWE would let him go once his contract expired in January, most found it odd that WWE decided to make a public announcement so far in advance.

[Guest Trivia247]

wasn't there a similar campagine in keeping the Blue Meanie on WWF years ago that failed miserably

[QuestionMan 0]

Actually, it didn't fail at all. Blue Meanie was rehired because of the massive internet campaign that followed to get him his job back. But he was fired again a couple months later.

[Damaramu 0]

QUOTE (Use Your Illusion @ Nov 29 2003, 01:33 AM)

QUOTE (The Mighty Damaramu @ Nov 29 2003, 06:26 AM)

Ummm......ok.......I'm pretty sure he's keeping his job. They wouldn't have put that up so far in advance unless it meant something. 

 

Damaramu, I love you, no seriously I really do, but if you begin another fucking post with "Umm..." I'm going to have to shoot you. 

 

It's Dama's way of warming up his brain before posting

 

Of course, he doesn't actually need to transcribe it...

I think the Ummmmm makes him sound like a negative kind of guy. Just the Ummmm....makes me think he's going to bash something. Do you see what I mean? Read his post again to find out.

*DING! DING! DING!* We have a winner!

 

You are correct sir. It's my way of calling someone an idiot.

[Guest XxSmashxXxHeadxX]

Has Goldusat ever been a heel?

[QuestionMan 0]

Has Goldusat ever been a heel?

Yes. In fact, during Goldust's initial heel run in the company from 1995 to late 1996, he was probably the biggest heel in all of wrestling. People legitimately HATED his guts for his little pseudo-homosexual act. He was so much a heel, that I truly believe he should have been the one to dethrone Shawn Michaels in 1996 for the WWF Title. I believe people would have paid to see Goldust back then get his ass kicked in main events.