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I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started.  1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose?  Then its TWO commercials for AXE.  Then the female body spray.  Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON.  Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos.  Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

Boo fucking hoo.

 

Go get some popcorn or a drink while the commercials are on. Find something else to do. Make out with your girlfiend. Masturbate. Whatever. Just find something else to do. Everything will be alright, I promise.

What pay $10 for water down soda and stale popcorn? No way in hell! I was thinking about bringing in a laser pointer to annoy the hell out of the person working the projector.

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I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started.  1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose?  Then its TWO commercials for AXE.  Then the female body spray.  Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON.  Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos.  Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

Boo fucking hoo.

 

Go get some popcorn or a drink while the commercials are on. Find something else to do. Make out with your girlfiend. Masturbate. Whatever. Just find something else to do. Everything will be alright, I promise.

What pay $10 for water down soda and stale popcorn? No way in hell! I was thinking about bringing in a laser pointer to annoy the hell out of the person working the projector.

Instead of making out with your girlfried or wanking?

 

Dude, get a mojo!

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Deodorant bodyspray for men?

No, the band.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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you've ruined my thread.

 

 

zeppelin owns

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Deodorant bodyspray for men?

No, the band.

Right, got it. Can't say I'm familiar. Do they SMELL as good as the deodorant bodyspray?

Guest Skironox
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I heard they smell like a combination of fish and that new car smell.

 

And Zeppelin does own.

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