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Be it a good book, a certain color room, beer, someone you dislike being absent, getting your fuck on, what things, places, what have you, make you happy? Don't mind me, I'm just ultra happy, I got a Zelda bonus disk in the mail without doing anything for it. :)

 

EDIT: Oops. :P

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Guest Bottled Black
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Shoveling snow is my favoritest thing in the whole wide world.

 

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The funny thing is, I envisioned about twenty different things just now -- but the one constant was that I had time to write and sing and play my guitar. So, there you go, I suppose. Hell, put me out on the street with a notebook, a pencil, and working vocal chords, and I'm happy enough.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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The Fourth of July, on acid, with a girl, on acid. Funny conversation, a freak happening, then she gets behind a drum kit and does blast beats that shake her tits and rattle my balls. I'd then fuck her hard against a feedback squealing amp.

Guest croweater
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headjob?

I was thinking a good book, a cup of hot chocolate, a warm sunny day and a beautiful beach.

 

But I'd rather a coles catalogue, a glass of salt water, it being overcast and sitting in a pile of crap if I'm getting a headjob.

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There's no better feeling than being the first to poke out someone's brown eye. Nothing like having your throbbing member stretching the sphincter on a tight, never been cornholed before, anus. It's not everyday that you'll have the privilege of ramming that phallus on a just opened for business, hershey highway.

 

So in short, fucking assholes.

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