The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[Guest JMA]

*Is sad my Jack Tunney comment above was ignored.*

Jack Tunny > Every other authority figure

 

Anyway, shouldn't Jericho know that Trish knows? Is he not able to watch the shows? Geez, nice job WWE brain trust.

[Silence 0]

...as for Lita/Trish vs. Vitamin C... well it would only really work if

a) Vitamin C destroyed them both to huge heat...

or

b) the romantic teen movie ending... wherein Y2J was lying to Xtain to keep himself cool with him... but didn't expect Trish to hear...

Either way, expect a lot of "Bah Gawd! Those arrogant sons of bitches are hurtin' them!"'s and "Oh yeah! Jericho and Christian are gettin' what they deserve!!"'s in a match that will see Jericho and Christian looking weak by selling the weak offense of Trish and the sloppy offense of Lita.

[Guest Fook]

Jericho and Christian wind up in bed with Mae Young and Moolah?

Something tells me that's exactly what's going to happen.

 

[haVoc 0]

I'd rather see Bischoff be a prick and make a 4 way match with Richards/Victoria Vs Hardy/Holly Vs Jericho/Trish Vs Christian/Lita.

 

That ^ would be better then the stupid tag title match.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Prediction: JR will end off the show in the screaming tirade he does for every "hard sell" before a PPV.

 

"GOLDBERG! KANE! TRIPLE H! ARMAGEDDON! SMASHMOUTH! CHAMPIONSHIP! OH MY GOD WHAT CAN CONTAIN THEM?~?~!!>>!L~JKJHWIHF?!!!!"

[Guest Anglesault]

Prediction: JR will end off the show in the screaming tirade he does for every "hard sell" before a PPV.

 

"GOLDBERG! KANE! TRIPLE H! ARMAGEDDON! SMASHMOUTH! CHAMPIONSHIP! OH MY GOD WHAT CAN CONTAIN THEM?~?~!!>>!L~JKJHWIHF?!!!!"

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Skironox]

JR is channeling the spirit of Schiavone.

 

"BAH GAWD! HHH! KANE! GOLDBERG! THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE HEAVIEST MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE WWE!"

 

I'm sure he's giving similar hyperbole for Micheals and Batista but after you listen to him for a while the words kind of just meld into one nonsensical rant.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I call screwjob in the Goldberg/Kane match within about 2 minutes. That's the one possible PPV main event draw they could have on the whole RAW roster, and they shouldn't be blowing it to pop a rating.

 

But hey, I'm not telling them anything we haven't told them already.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They've done Kane/Goldberg all wrong.

 

_Goldberg_ should be the giant slayer - being the champion. He's the last bastion of hope to stop the dominating monster Kane. Of course, what they do is have Kane go after him and kick his ass a bunch of times... YAY, smell the repetitiveness.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

According to Meltzer there will be a table match for the tag titles between

 

The Dudleys and Christian & Chris Jericho

[Guest ligerbomb03]

According to Meltzer there will be a table match for the tag titles between

 

The Dudleys and Christian & Chris Jericho

That should be an interesting match, even though I don't care much anymore for the Dudleys.

[Guest Skironox]

Is it just me or is D-Von getting fat?

[haVoc 0]

Is it just me or is Jericho getting back into 2000 shape?

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Is it just me or is Jericho getting back into 2000 shape?

It's not just you. He's looking great lately.

[razazteca 0]

Is it just me or is Jericho getting back into 2000 shape?

Jericho has always been good. I would like to forget the time he was Stephanie's dog walker and the Living Legend days.

[The Mandarin 0]

Is it just me or are the Dudleyz REALLY, REALLY stale?

 

..no, I'm sure it's not just me.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

So does anyone think Bubba will put on a pair of pants tonight to cover up those ugly legs?

[haVoc 0]

Is it just me or is Jericho getting back into 2000 shape?

Jericho has always been good. I would like to forget the time he was Stephanie's dog walker and the Living Legend days.

I meant his body size. Seems like he lost some of that extra bulk he had and is getting himself trim again.

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Rest of the show according to WWE.com

 

Christian and Chris Jericho will face the Dudley Boyz for WWE Tag Team Titles!

 

RVD vs. Batista

 

Lance Storm and Val Venis vs. Mark Jindrax and Garrison Cade

 

Lita and Trish Stratus vs. Victoria and Molly Holly

 

Booker T/Rosie/Hurricane vs. Mark Henry/Scott Steiner/Test

 

 

Good thing I got sick and decided to not go to the show.

[Silence 0]

So does anyone think Bubba will put on a pair of pants tonight to cover up those ugly legs?

At least back in ECW he had the decency to wear kneepads under his black shorts. Now he's trying to compete with Bradshaw in the "Flaming Homosexual Hoss" Contest, apparently.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Victoria on Raw? I definitely must watch tonight's show.

[haVoc 0]

Lita and Trish Stratus vs. Victoria and Molly Holly

 

Hmmm, maybe my prediction for a 4 way mix tag at the PPV will happen.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

I am still waiting for a Victoria vs. Molly match, but I guess it's not happening any time soon.

 

[Guest Fook]

Booker T/Rosie/Hurricane vs. Mark Henry/Scott Steiner/Test

 

Is there a worse possible team?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Booker T/Rosie/Hurricane vs. Mark Henry/Scott Steiner/Test

 

Is there a worse possible team?

Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan could have been in the match too.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

Anyway, shouldn't Jericho know that Trish knows? Is he not able to watch the shows? Geez, nice job WWE brain trust.

 

Well as far as WWE storyline terms we saw it but, in storylines terms there really wasn't a camera in front of them. You know like in a TV show. Because after they came back JR didn't say anything about it. But, I'm trying to explain WWE what the hell do I know?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Hey everyone.

 

I've got a 103.6 degree fever. It's been climbing since Sunday morning but I'm sick of laying in bed now.

 

I'm really hopin' for a good show.

 

No "Chug a Beer if _______" tonight...let's change it too "Take Two Tylenol Flu Capsules If_____"

 

....if Trish "plays" Jericho someway tonight.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

RVD/Batista? Barf. No-finish here.

 

Team Chris loses to Dudleys when stupid bitches "accidently" do something.

 

Kane/Goldberg no-contest.

 

Canadian Unover team that I kinda like will lose to even more unover rookies that I hate.

 

Did I see "Steiner/Test/Mark Henry" somewhere? That was a joke right.

 

God why did I wake up for this.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

God why did I wake up for this.

They do say laughter is the best medicine...and laughing at stupid deciscions of a wrestling company is a type of laughter...

[Guest StevieNightHeat]

I predict HBK to interfere in the RVD/Batista match.