The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

[DMann2003 0]

Everytime Kane does that grimace, I'm reminded of.....ZEUS THE HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE!

[The Mandarin 0]

Kane should have gone in to specific details.

 

"And he was a german sheperd. I believe his name was Fido. No, wait, Sa..no..yeah, yeah, it was Fido. And he was quite fluffy. You know what a Downy blanket feels like? ..Wait, that's too much like a sheep. Okay, you know what a sheep feels like? Okay, that's too fluffy. But it was fluffier than a pillow. Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a pillow designed to comfort your back, it would likely be less soft than a pillow compared to a dog's fur. But in any event, Fido was damn fluffy."

[Guest Choken One]

Did we ever get a timetable of how old Kane was when he and Taker burned the house and the parents down?

[Guest PowerPB13]

Well, I look forward to seeing RVD in GCW next summer.

 

-Patrick

 

[Guest M. Harry Smilac]

good promo minus the stupid dog story

[NYU 0]

Yes. You're evil. We got it.

 

So He has confessed to killing

 

Mom and Dad

Katie Vick

Rosco the dog

His brother

why kane isn't in death row, we'll never know.

Well, he WAS under house arrest.....

 

.....the house arrest that lets you leave your house....

 

And he WAS escorted by cops.....

 

.....who mysteriously disappeared, somehow deciding that Kane was now sane.....

 

 

Wait.....I'm starting to get a feeling that this whole Kane thing that doesn't make any sense.

[Guest Choken One]

Kane should have gone in to specific details.

 

"And he was a german sheperd. I believe his name was Fido. No, wait, Sa..no..yeah, yeah, it was Fido. And he was quite fluffy. You know what a Downy blanket feels like? ..Wait, that's too much like a sheep. Okay, you know what a sheep feels like? Okay, that's too fluffy. But it was fluffier than a pillow. Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a pillow designed to comfort your back, it would likely be less soft than a pillow compared to a dog's fur. But in any event, this dog was damn fluffy."

I've never seen a FLUFFY German Shephard.

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

I'm studying for finals.  Raw any good?

Stupid question, I guess.

 

Okay, is Raw sucking really bad or really, really bad?

 

I've liked this RAW pretty well so far

[Guest ligerbomb03]

Didn't Undertaker kill his parents because of Paul Bearer having an affair with Undertaker's Mother?

Yes, you are correct.

 

Damn Raw sucks big time so far.

[MixxMaster 0]

AndrewTS, compared to the last few Raws, this one is pretty poor so far... the only positives are Jericho's acting, NO Tubby H, and NO Stone Old...

[Guest Choken One]

ah I thought it was all a bad dream last week.

[razazteca 0]

Did Kane give teh dog the Katie Vick treatment?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Vince and Co. certainly have a thing against dogs lately.

[The Mandarin 0]

Kane should have gone in to specific details.

 

"And he was a german sheperd. I believe his name was Fido. No, wait, Sa..no..yeah, yeah, it was Fido. And he was quite fluffy. You know what a Downy blanket feels like? ..Wait, that's too much like a sheep. Okay, you know what a sheep feels like? Okay, that's too fluffy. But it was fluffier than a pillow. Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a pillow designed to comfort your back, it would likely be less soft than a pillow compared to a dog's fur. But in any event, this dog was damn fluffy."

I've never seen a FLUFFY German Shephard.

..

 

Blame the writers.

 

Not even dogs have continuity.

[Guest Choken One]

Gee...

[razazteca 0]

Will Foley fire anybody this week?

[deancoles 0]

In 1997 Bearer said Kane hadn't seen Undertaker for 20 Years.If wwe actually said the age difference between the "brothers" it would help.

[Guest Choken One]

Ah...Unless Stone cold comes back as a TOTAL heel and kicks the shit outta Foley...

[NYU 0]

So now RVD will lose to Randy Orton....without Flair interference.....and despite there being a face referee (He's supposed to be biased but, you know...)

 

Beautiful.

[Papacita 0]

Did we ever get a timetable of how old Kane was when he and Taker burned the house and the parents down?

If I remember right, Taker was 5 and Kane was 3.

[DangerousDamon 0]

Didn't Undertaker kill his parents because of Paul Bearer having an affair with Undertaker's Mother?

Yes, you are correct.

 

Damn Raw sucks big time so far.

i thought taker was playing with matches and the house caught fire.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

La Resistance? Ok...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

That seems like such a cheap heat tactic. What next, is he going to tear up some kids sign and push down a little old granny while laughing?

 

....stunt granny....

Well remember he'll take them out for dinner and ice cream since it's all fake and everything..

 

Oh wait, I hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone.

[tpww7 0]

Its like the simpsons voting when sideshow bob became mayor..no way they got 500,000.

[Guest Choken One]

In 1997 Bearer said Kane hadn't seen Undertaker for 20 Years.If wwe actually said the age difference between the "brothers" it would help.

U see the whole thing confused me...

 

Did Taker try to Kill Kane as well and assumed he was succesful or was Kane supposed to be a casualty of his rage and was a accident?

[MixxMaster 0]

Kane should have gone in to specific details.

 

"And he was a german sheperd. I believe his name was Fido. No, wait, Sa..no..yeah, yeah, it was Fido. And he was quite fluffy. You know what a Downy blanket feels like? ..Wait, that's too much like a sheep. Okay, you know what a sheep feels like? Okay, that's too fluffy. But it was fluffier than a pillow. Well, it depends. I mean, if you have a pillow designed to comfort your back, it would likely be less soft than a pillow compared to a dog's fur. But in any event, Fido was damn fluffy."

Bwahahaha!!! that's funny shit!

[Guest Choken One]

Rene failed World History I see

[razazteca 0]

La Rez should use a double Sabot kick as a finisher.

[Guest ligerbomb03]

This patriotic stuff is so overdone.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

we will injure you to a beating french style?