Hoff Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Yeah, see, here's the thing on that. I don't think I should be arrested, because of all the good I-- er, um, because of everyone who depends on-- no, no, er, um...because I mean so much to this-- wait, uh...well, see, the thing of it is *runs*
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Well, I'm convinced!
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, Hoff would have on a pair of dirty acid wash jeans, and a torn flannel shirt, trying to crawl through the cops legs. Then when they frisked him and found some white gold hidden in a packet in his sock, he'd say he was taking his mama some suger. Just sayin'.
razazteca Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage. More like an episode of Reno 911 and Hoff getting patted down by the officer in shorts.
Hoff Posted December 8, 2003 Author Report Posted December 8, 2003 I'm not fast, I would lose. But I'd probably "kick" (re: flail around like a special ed kid) a lot, and fall down, so people would likely be entertained. Thus, HOFF = RATINGS. And I ain't taking nothing to my mama, that bitch. //thinly veiled hostility
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage. More like an episode of Reno 911 and Hoff getting patted down by the officer in shorts. I've got no idea what that show is, but it sounds like gay porn to me...
Hoff Posted December 8, 2003 Author Report Posted December 8, 2003 Well, if anyone knows what gay porn sounds like, it's you.
razazteca Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 What Canada does not get Comedy Central? Have you seen MTV's teh STATE or Upright Standup Brigrade, Viva La Variety? Its teh same cast almost. Thomas Lennon wants to give you a drink. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0370194/
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 What Canada does not get Comedy Central? Have you seen MTV's teh STATE or Upright Standup Brigrade, Viva La Variety? Its teh same cast almost. Thomas Lennon wants to give you a drink. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0370194/ I have no idea what you're talking about. And Hoff: I had to pay the bills somehow. Gay porn was easy, because no-one wanted to touch my ass.
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Chave's British, not Canadian. Do your homework. He also has a 12-inch penis. AROUND.
Hoff Posted December 8, 2003 Author Report Posted December 8, 2003 Ooh, Zack defending Chave...this can only mean they're having mad ass-sex, AS WE SPEAK. Come on guys, clear out of the thread, give the jackrabbits some privacy.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Chave's British, not Canadian. Do your homework. He also has a 12-inch penis. AROUND. Ah, the dick in the jar. He tried to tell me it was Napoleon's once. I do however enjoy when he lets me piss on his cat. Well, honestly "lets" isn't the right word.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 If I had a 12 inch dick, attached to me or not. I wouldn't be posting here. I'd be too busy trying to open up a penis museum, with me as the star attraction. Also, my cat likes to be pissed on. No joke, just the truth.
Guest Skironox Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Does your cat have an adult kitty website?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 No, but it has shares in College Fuck Fest, if that counts..
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 So Chave's house must be the "home of the wettest pussy you'll ever see", eh?
Guest Skironox Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Damn you! I wanted to write something witty like that, but of course I fell flat on my ass. Skironox - Never has a good punch line.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 I'm stroking my pussy right now...
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 How often, if ever, do you shave your pussy, Chave?
Guest Skironox Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 I have the feeling that Chaves pussy wants a big chunk of meat...
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 You know, for whatever reason, I just envisioned a hairless cat running down a hallway, as random guys stand in the doorways attempting to piss on it, like some obscene obstacle course. That's now how I envision Chave's house.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 My house is nothing, if not full of random blokes pissing on cats. And my pussy is hairy and satisfied at the moment.
Zack Malibu Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 How do you keep your pussy clean with all that pissing going on?
Guest Skironox Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too You wanna play with pussy all the time To hide that kinda pussy is a crime You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's kinda sick I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean I bring my pussy everywhere I go To watch my little pussy is a show You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's really thick She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat So lay your little pussy right next to mine You can bring her over round dinnertime My pussy is the hippest thing around She's always been the talk of the town You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby) I wanna see your pussy show it to me Let me see your pussy show it to me Show me your pussy show it to me I wanna pet your pussy show it to me
Guest Skironox Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Nah, juke writes his own stuff. I am a copy and paste job man.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 How do you keep your pussy clean with all that pissing going on? Plenty of saliva...
razazteca Posted December 8, 2003 Report Posted December 8, 2003 Lords of Acid cd single of Pussy did have a cat for the cover!
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