Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Yeah, see, here's the thing on that. I don't think I should be arrested, because of all the good I-- er, um, because of everyone who depends on-- no, no, er, um...because I mean so much to this-- wait, uh...well, see, the thing of it is *runs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Well, I'm convinced! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, Hoff would have on a pair of dirty acid wash jeans, and a torn flannel shirt, trying to crawl through the cops legs. Then when they frisked him and found some white gold hidden in a packet in his sock, he'd say he was taking his mama some suger. Just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage. More like an episode of Reno 911 and Hoff getting patted down by the officer in shorts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 I'm not fast, I would lose. But I'd probably "kick" (re: flail around like a special ed kid) a lot, and fall down, so people would likely be entertained. Thus, HOFF = RATINGS. And I ain't taking nothing to my mama, that bitch. //thinly veiled hostility Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If this were Cops, your ass would've been cornered in a garage. More like an episode of Reno 911 and Hoff getting patted down by the officer in shorts. I've got no idea what that show is, but it sounds like gay porn to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Well, if anyone knows what gay porn sounds like, it's you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 What Canada does not get Comedy Central? Have you seen MTV's teh STATE or Upright Standup Brigrade, Viva La Variety? Its teh same cast almost. Thomas Lennon wants to give you a drink. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0370194/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 What Canada does not get Comedy Central? Have you seen MTV's teh STATE or Upright Standup Brigrade, Viva La Variety? Its teh same cast almost. Thomas Lennon wants to give you a drink. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0370194/ I have no idea what you're talking about. And Hoff: I had to pay the bills somehow. Gay porn was easy, because no-one wanted to touch my ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Chave's British, not Canadian. Do your homework. He also has a 12-inch penis. AROUND. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Ooh, Zack defending Chave...this can only mean they're having mad ass-sex, AS WE SPEAK. Come on guys, clear out of the thread, give the jackrabbits some privacy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Chave's British, not Canadian. Do your homework. He also has a 12-inch penis. AROUND. Ah, the dick in the jar. He tried to tell me it was Napoleon's once. I do however enjoy when he lets me piss on his cat. Well, honestly "lets" isn't the right word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Its the xenophobia effect, sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 If I had a 12 inch dick, attached to me or not. I wouldn't be posting here. I'd be too busy trying to open up a penis museum, with me as the star attraction. Also, my cat likes to be pissed on. No joke, just the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Does your cat have an adult kitty website? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 No, but it has shares in College Fuck Fest, if that counts.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 So Chave's house must be the "home of the wettest pussy you'll ever see", eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Damn you! I wanted to write something witty like that, but of course I fell flat on my ass. Skironox - Never has a good punch line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 I'm stroking my pussy right now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 How often, if ever, do you shave your pussy, Chave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 I have the feeling that Chaves pussy wants a big chunk of meat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 You know, for whatever reason, I just envisioned a hairless cat running down a hallway, as random guys stand in the doorways attempting to piss on it, like some obscene obstacle course. That's now how I envision Chave's house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 My house is nothing, if not full of random blokes pissing on cats. And my pussy is hairy and satisfied at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 How do you keep your pussy clean with all that pissing going on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 I wanna see your pussy - everybody says it's nice Can I come and visit - I'll be at your house tonight They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too You wanna play with pussy all the time To hide that kinda pussy is a crime You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's kinda sick I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean I bring my pussy everywhere I go To watch my little pussy is a show You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's really thick She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat My pussy's always hungry for a big chunk of meat So lay your little pussy right next to mine You can bring her over round dinnertime My pussy is the hippest thing around She's always been the talk of the town You say your pussy's clever and so slick But I think that your pussy's mighty thick (miauw, baby) I wanna see your pussy show it to me Let me see your pussy show it to me Show me your pussy show it to me I wanna pet your pussy show it to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Skironox=Human Jukebox? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Nah, juke writes his own stuff. I am a copy and paste job man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 How do you keep your pussy clean with all that pissing going on? Plenty of saliva... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2003 Lords of Acid cd single of Pussy did have a cat for the cover! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
