The 2003 Smark Awards~!

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

Naturally I am post whoring.

 

I guess I am lying, I am no longer indifferent moreso amused. Please continue. I certainly don't want you to stop.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

Naturally I am post whoring.

 

I guess I am lying, I am no longer indifferent moreso amused. Please continue. I certainly don't want you to stop.

Okay then.

[Adam 0]

Im now lost.

[spiny norman 0]

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

[MrRant 0]

<--- Nominates self for Most Valuable Poster.

[Adam 0]

I'm now found.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

<--- Nominates self for Most Valuable Poster.

You are extremely insightful, but a little quick to brand one a hippie. Maybe once you become a tad more tolerable, I'd suggest you could be a MVP. You certainly have all of the tools, just not a very sound technique.

[Adam 0]

What about me, what about Adam?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

<---- Underappreciated Heavy Metal poster of the year.

 

<----- Avatar of the year.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ehh, unless Kinetic writes it up like he did last year's awards, it won't be nearly as good.

[1234-5678 0]

<----deserves to win "Most Improved Poster Of The Year"

[Guest GeorgeCostanza]

Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come form a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up.

[Art Sandusky 0]

STOP KILLING WHAT WAS GOING TO BE MY GIMMICK!!

 

PATRICK'S GETTIN' UPSET!!

[spiny norman 0]

JAxl, your improvement has been miniscule in comparison to mine. I completely reinvented myself, unlike you, you worthless piece of slime scum. You are nothing compared to the greatness of Throatwobbler Mangrove.

 

Mind you, I was pretty good to begin with, which might work against me.

[1234-5678 0]

"Slime scum?" Brilliant

 

 

Anyways, you're right, I probably didn't improve all that much, I just post a whole lot more. Oh well.

[spiny norman 0]

Yeah, I just post more too. But since when has quantity been more important than quality?

 

Besides, my name is really cool.

[1234-5678 0]

Yeah, but I can be counted on to report every piece of news on Guns N Roses, no matter how miniscule. How can you not love that?

[Cartman 0]

Could someone please vote for me for something? Please?

 

"Most pathetic attempt to get an award for a Message Board" maybe.

 

I was called "The Standard of Stupidity of TSM" in the CE folder...

 

I post ALOT in Sports...

 

Please? C'mon guys...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Spoon, I've got an idea for a gimmick. It's a little high-concept...

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I am the rookie of the year.

 

Nobody else who registered in 2003 (outside of gimmicks) approaches my brilliance. Vote for me: I rock.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Where's my category?

 

Board Savior

 

Only two possible nominations, and c'mon...we all know Banky arranged for the problem...

 

imitation = sincerest form of flattery

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

I'm not going to unite with anyone to fulfill your hidden agenda.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

I'm not going to unite with anyone to fulfill your hidden agenda.

C'mon. You never know, I might carrry you to a good post...

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Ehh, unless Kinetic writes it up like he did last year's awards, it won't be nearly as good.

Has anyone got a link to that thread?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Ehh, unless Kinetic writes it up like he did last year's awards, it won't be nearly as good.

Has anyone got a link to that thread?

You couldn't be lurking that long, could ya?