The 2003 Smark Awards~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'll host the awards show. Unless a better host can be found, which means I'll be hosting the awards show.

I'm sure we can find better.

 

is Zacalax available.

 

 

TOm will be cool. Once I get all the votes and speeches we'll talk.

[k thx 0]

Am I winning anything yet?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

sorry I didn't put in a gheyness award.

[k thx 0]

*rimshot*

 

I doubt I could out ghey the gheyme anyhow. Not without some gheyness-accentuating machine anyway. Or at least some glow-sticks and a cowboy hat.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you're making it too obvious who you are now

[k thx 0]

Only to those who know...

[Damaramu 0]

Well thank god I didn't win any of the bad awards. I haven't been contacted to give an acceptance speech......*wipes sweat off of forehead*

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I won't win anything...

[SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0]

Hmmmmm.....I am easily the Most Improved. Why? Well let's see, I, have improved! Other notes to remember:

 

1)When I wasn't improving, I was scrutinizing others.

 

2)If your forget me, I will forget you! HAH! You won't be remembered!WATCHA GONNA DO?

 

Lastly, I need to win, because hell, if I don't then I cant say "Whatcha gonna do when SpikeFayeJettEdBebop runs wild over you??!?!?!?"

 

If anyone else said that, it wouldn't sound nice, or good, or original.

 

Just think about it, or make up another catagory about usernames(One that I can win), because no one can beat mine! MUHAHAHAHAH!

 

We Thanks You All,

Our Precious is on it's way!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

*rimshot*

 

I doubt I could out ghey the gheyme anyhow. Not without some gheyness-accentuating machine anyway. Or at least some glow-sticks and a cowboy hat.

Gee...

 

I know I won Grand Master of the Funk.

 

Meanwhile, IDRM won Grand Master of the Fuck.

[2GOLD 0]

If I keep seeing it, I think I'd vote Dr. Tom for the non existant award of "Best picture on the side under your name" for that dancing female.

 

Who....is....she....

 

Not that it matters, but who in the hell is she???

 

Also, it's my honor to just to be ignored for any of these things. A nomination brings nervousness, nervousness brings out anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to bad Yoda jokes

 

Like that one.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm clearly in line for something, anything

[MrRant 0]

I'm clearly in line for something, anything

I'm sorry but Banky wins "Neediest Poster of the Year" by default.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Whose giving the politicial speech?

 

Whose too good to give a speech? Sending someone else up instead.

 

Put me down for the guy at the award shows, who laughs hysterically at every joke someone says.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I've recieved about 20 votes so far. Things are pretty close in a number of catagories.

 

vote now!

[EL BRUJ0 0]

n0

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

that's a +1 post if I ever saw one.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Nah, this is.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

n0p3

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

indeed

[The Amazing Rando 0]

*twitch*

 

I'm having "Mission" thread flashbacks!

[EL BRUJ0 0]

fuk j00

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

y3@h

[Guest Peter_Griffin]

Due to lack of me in there, I have decided not to show.

 

I thought we would have some sort of celebrity hosting as well.

 

I give this shambles DUD.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You suck though.

[Guest Peter_Griffin]

You suck though

 

Can I not get something for that ?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You suck though

 

Can I not get something for that ?

Nah, you don't even suck in the original sense.

[Guest Peter_Griffin]

You suck though

 

Can I not get something for that ?

Nah, you don't even suck in the original sense.

How do you originally suck ?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

You suck though

 

Can I not get something for that ?

Nah, you don't even suck in the original sense.

How do you originally suck ?

If you're gonna suck, be original. So bad you're good sort of thing.

[Adam 0]

Yeah, but only very few posters can actually pull off the 'so bad they are good'.