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Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

Naturally I am post whoring.

 

I guess I am lying, I am no longer indifferent moreso amused. Please continue. I certainly don't want you to stop.

Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Yep, and it makes Banky the most tragic.

Eagan, follow an easy two step program:

 

1. Look at my username

 

2. Look at your aforementioned post and decide whether it was an impressive insult.

God, you can't even take a joke any more Banky.

 

And I'm not Eagan. When did Eagan ever own you?

When did RoyalBlue own me?

With every post I've made with you in mind, you've been my bitch.

If you replace the word owned with extreme indifference than you are right.

The word owned isn't in any of those quoted threads. And even if it was, then it would still be grammatically incorrect. But that's not the point.

 

Extreme indifference or not, I've still shown that you suck. If you were indifferent, why keep replying to my posts? Unless you were post whoring on my account...

Naturally I am post whoring.

 

I guess I am lying, I am no longer indifferent moreso amused. Please continue. I certainly don't want you to stop.

Okay then.

Posted

Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
<--- Nominates self for Most Valuable Poster.

You are extremely insightful, but a little quick to brand one a hippie. Maybe once you become a tad more tolerable, I'd suggest you could be a MVP. You certainly have all of the tools, just not a very sound technique.

Guest GeorgeCostanza
Posted

Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come form a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up.

Posted

JAxl, your improvement has been miniscule in comparison to mine. I completely reinvented myself, unlike you, you worthless piece of slime scum. You are nothing compared to the greatness of Throatwobbler Mangrove.

 

Mind you, I was pretty good to begin with, which might work against me.

Posted

Could someone please vote for me for something? Please?

 

"Most pathetic attempt to get an award for a Message Board" maybe.

 

I was called "The Standard of Stupidity of TSM" in the CE folder...

 

I post ALOT in Sports...

 

Please? C'mon guys...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Spoon, I've got an idea for a gimmick. It's a little high-concept...

Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

I'm not going to unite with anyone to fulfill your hidden agenda.

Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Nice Guy Adam, the conservation was along the lines of:

 

Banky: You suck.

RoyalBlue: You suck.

 

And this repeated ad nauseum.

 

I should win the following:

 

Smark of the year

Most Popular poster

Funniest Poster

Most Improved Poster of the year

Smartest Poster

The Smark Hall of Fame (Legendary poster who deserves recognition)

Play nice.

Yeah. Don't make me and Banky unite against your pathetic ass...

I'm not going to unite with anyone to fulfill your hidden agenda.

C'mon. You never know, I might carrry you to a good post...

Guest RoyalBlue
Posted
Ehh, unless Kinetic writes it up like he did last year's awards, it won't be nearly as good.

Has anyone got a link to that thread?

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