So...who here would be interested

[razazteca 0]

Don't forget to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

[Guest RoyalBlue]

Psssst.....my girlfriend's coming with me.

 

But, I like your story, too. Thank you for teaching me another valuable lesson. Without your constant support, I don't know how I'd make it through the day. I mean...drunk girls are easy? WHODA THUNKIT?

Kid Rock.

[Guest Beeferton]

Don't forget to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

Well, that IS proper rotation.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Remember, guys...puff, puff, pass...puff, puff, pass!

[Guest Beeferton]

*puff puff puff, pass*

 

 

Whoops.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

[justsoyouknow 0]

*puff puff puff, pass*

 

 

Whoops.

He's chiefin' it!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Vince McMahon: *puff* *puff* *puff* Huh huh huh, let me write that one down..."lesbian pudding wrestling". Thank you! *puff* *puff* *puff* *pass*

[razazteca 0]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

suck suck swallow?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

...

 

I won't even say anything.

 

How did you get your girlfriend to come along to something like this? Where are all these free-wheeling women?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Riding in the back of my Mustang. Besides, someone as depraved as you shouldn't have any trouble collecting skanks. Wrap it and attack it.

 

*resumes puffing*

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Go ahead JSYK.... I'd be interested to take a look.

[dutchse.cx 0]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

 

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

 

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

 

First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.

 

I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast.

 

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.

 

I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

 

I was happy again.

 

Complete.

 

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

[razazteca 0]

King Missile, indeed.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

...

 

I won't even say anything.

 

How did you get your girlfriend to come along to something like this? Where are all these free-wheeling women?

I'm quite charming in real life...they say I've got a silver tongue. It doesn't really lend itself to the internet, but apparently I can "talk anyone into anything".

[Damaramu 0]

Anyways......when are we getting the lesbians? And I'll host them on my image frog account.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The party's tonight, so you guys should have pics tomorrow.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Puff, puff... (passes Dutch's penis to someone else)

...

 

I won't even say anything.

 

How did you get your girlfriend to come along to something like this? Where are all these free-wheeling women?

I'm quite charming in real life...they say I've got a silver tongue. It doesn't really lend itself to the internet, but apparently I can "talk anyone into anything".

Convince me to go to one of Kotz's raves then.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I said it only works in real life. If we were face-to-face, I could convince you.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Edit: nevermind again.

[1234-5678 0]

*puff puff puff, pass*

 

 

Whoops.

He's chiefin' it!

That shit will get you killed in my neighborhood.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Shall I sneak back inside the house repeatedly during the night to keep you guys updated?

[treble 0]

If OJ Hart could do it, you sure can.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I said it only works in real life. If we were face-to-face, I could convince you.

Come to my house.

 

And call us on your cell phone to let us know what's happening. I'll even PM you my number.

[justsoyouknow 0]

If OJ Hart could do it, you sure can.

Thanks for explaining the joke, Tim.

[justsoyouknow 0]

And call us on your cell phone to let us know what's happening. I'll even PM you my number.

...if you really want me to, I guess I could do that. I'll call you on my CELL PHONE!

[Guest Bottled Black]

Anxiously awaits the pics. and...

Umm I still dont get the joke

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

And call us on your cell phone to let us know what's happening. I'll even PM you my number.

...if you really want me to, I guess I could do that. I'll call you on my CELL PHONE!

Done. Call me, fucker.

[justsoyouknow 0]

CHANGE IN PLANS!!!!!

----------------------------

 

ALRIGHT, I just got off the phone with my friend, and, apparently, not all of the lesbians are showing up. Which means that there's only about four to six girls there, which isn't really enough to hold a pudding wrestling tournament. The evening has been changed to a wet t-shirt contest instead. Photos soon to come.

[BX 0]

uh..

 

Okay.