haVoc Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 TNA's Human Penises coming to WWE... The Shane Twins will be getting WWE tryout matches this Monday and Tuesday at RAW and Smackdown. They were briefly with TNA recently, playing the Human Penises gimmick. Credit: PWTorch.com/411
Nevermortal Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 They were on the debut TNA program as Dick & Rod Johnson. They dressed in flesh colored tights.
Zack Malibu Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 On TNA RECENTLY? More like a year and a half ago.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 They aren't awful. They have some nice moves but I don't know if the WWF will let them use them.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 WWE Smackdown: Now with 25% more hoss! They should be introduced as the Basham Brothers fatter older brothers.
Guest bort Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 i have seen some of there IPW work, nothing great and arent they kinda old
Lord of The Curry Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Who cares? They're BIG AND TUFF!
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Who cares? They're BIG AND TUFF! They actually are a bit quicker than your standard WWF hoss but then OVW's there to convert them into your vanilla hoss.
haVoc Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Posted December 12, 2003 It's like one hoss disappears and two more appear. Every time a bell rings a hoss gets their wings.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 It's like one hoss disappears and two more appear. Every time a bell rings a hoss gets their wings. No, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong. Every time a bell ring a hoss gets it's steroid injection.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 You're both wrong. Every time a bell rings, a hoss gets an undeserved push.
Guest StevieNightHeat Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 They look like another version of the Basham Brothers.
razazteca Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 So when will Iceberg get to make an apperance on Smackdown? You know Smackdown can never have enough Hoss. Great job by Stephanie's advisors, they know talent.
Jingus Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 Iceberg wouldn't make it, unless he got in better shape. WWE: Where All The Big Fat Guys Somehow Have Great Abs.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 12, 2003 Report Posted December 12, 2003 I'm surprised that IceTrain from WCW hasn't got a chance at a WWF contract. Granted he's a little shorter than they'd live but he's the prototype of a hoss.
razazteca Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Iceberg wouldn't make it, unless he got in better shape. WWE: Where All The Big Fat Guys Somehow Have Great Abs. Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs?
Guest Trivia247 Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 they see them and go... MMMMMMMMM Twin Hosses (JR DROOLS)
Jingus Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress.
Golgo 13 Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 To be fair, Rhyno isn't the fatass he was in ECW. He's actually kinda thin now, so he probably has *some* definition. A better example there would have been Albert. In keeping with the topic -
Lord of The Curry Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business.
DerangedHermit Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business.
razazteca Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 They could always attempt to hide the belly welly from public if you will with a siglet.
The Mandarin Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business. BAHAHA. Ross to a T.
Guest Markingout Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Shanes aren't bad. Not your standerd hosses. Bort I think they are 29,and 30. Not that old. Also they have gotten serveral try outs with the WWE. So no need too worry. Also if they do get signed. They aren't that bad. Unless Vince has something too say with there excellent double team strong man moves.
EdwardKnoxII Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 You're both wrong. Every time a bell rings, a hoss gets an undeserved push. And then JR blows his load.
deancoles Posted December 13, 2003 Report Posted December 13, 2003 Didn't the Shane twins work for World Japan Pro Wrestling?
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