haVoc 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 TNA's Human Penises coming to WWE... The Shane Twins will be getting WWE tryout matches this Monday and Tuesday at RAW and Smackdown. They were briefly with TNA recently, playing the Human Penises gimmick. Credit: PWTorch.com/411 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 They were on the debut TNA program as Dick & Rod Johnson. They dressed in flesh colored tights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Barcelona Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 On TNA RECENTLY? More like a year and a half ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted December 12, 2003 They aren't awful. They have some nice moves but I don't know if the WWF will let them use them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 WWE Smackdown: Now with 25% more hoss! They should be introduced as the Basham Brothers fatter older brothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bort Report post Posted December 12, 2003 i have seen some of there IPW work, nothing great and arent they kinda old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Who cares? They're BIG AND TUFF! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Who cares? They're BIG AND TUFF! They actually are a bit quicker than your standard WWF hoss but then OVW's there to convert them into your vanilla hoss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 It's like one hoss disappears and two more appear. Every time a bell rings a hoss gets their wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted December 12, 2003 It's like one hoss disappears and two more appear. Every time a bell rings a hoss gets their wings. No, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong. Every time a bell ring a hoss gets it's steroid injection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Please NO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 You're both wrong. Every time a bell rings, a hoss gets an undeserved push. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StevieNightHeat Report post Posted December 12, 2003 They look like another version of the Basham Brothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 So when will Iceberg get to make an apperance on Smackdown? You know Smackdown can never have enough Hoss. Great job by Stephanie's advisors, they know talent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Iceberg wouldn't make it, unless he got in better shape. WWE: Where All The Big Fat Guys Somehow Have Great Abs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted December 12, 2003 I'm surprised that IceTrain from WCW hasn't got a chance at a WWF contract. Granted he's a little shorter than they'd live but he's the prototype of a hoss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Iceberg wouldn't make it, unless he got in better shape. WWE: Where All The Big Fat Guys Somehow Have Great Abs. Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 they see them and go... MMMMMMMMM Twin Hosses (JR DROOLS) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 To be fair, Rhyno isn't the fatass he was in ECW. He's actually kinda thin now, so he probably has *some* definition. A better example there would have been Albert. In keeping with the topic - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 They could always attempt to hide the belly welly from public if you will with a siglet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Rikishi, Mark Henry, Rhyno have good abs? Compared to your average fat guy laying on the couch? Hell yes they do. Rikishi's belly never really jiggles, you ever notice that? It just kinda stays in its place and moves with the rest of his body. Almost every single one of the WWE boys is in awesome physical condition. Now, that condition is targeted towards looking good for the TV cameras than having quality matches or staying healthy, but ah, I digress. Rikishi could stand to loose a few pounds from where I sit. This is a very talented young man who has a good heart and a great mind for this business. BAHAHA. Ross to a T. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Markingout Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Shanes aren't bad. Not your standerd hosses. Bort I think they are 29,and 30. Not that old. Also they have gotten serveral try outs with the WWE. So no need too worry. Also if they do get signed. They aren't that bad. Unless Vince has something too say with there excellent double team strong man moves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 You're both wrong. Every time a bell rings, a hoss gets an undeserved push. And then JR blows his load. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Didn't the Shane twins work for World Japan Pro Wrestling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
