dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Here's the deal. As of yesterday (Monday), I started my new job at MBNA and I'll be working the 3rd shift. I volunteered to start working 3rd shift as soon as possible, which translates to today (Tuesday), so I need to acclimate myself to the new awake/asleep schedule. As such, I'll be doing my damndest to stay up until 8 am in the morning and then I'm going to fucking bed. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, but since it was my first day at MBNA, I did 1st shift, which means I got up at 7 in the morning and worked until 4:30. That might not sound bad to you folks, but it's been a while since I actually did a full-time day. Then when I got home, I went to my jiu-jitsu class for my newest ritual of ripping my muscles to shreads and being sore for days at a time, so I'm somewhat tired already. So do what you please here. Entertain me with stories, ask me questions, hang out and chit chat, anything to keep my interest peaked. I'm on one can of Mountain Dew so far and ready to break out the coffee pot if necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Im going to be up for a while, but I'll probably end up boring you to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 What soft drink am I not holding in my hand? HINT: It's empty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Please explain the basic ideas involved in jiu-jitsu. I've always been kind of curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 16, 2003 MBNA huh? The credit card company? Can you maybe go into the computers and wipe out my debt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Virtual Bubble Wrap A time waster although I doubt you'll be able to waste more than 10 minutes with it. Addictive little game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Im going to be up for a while, but I'll probably end up boring you to death. Then get lost, I need to stay awake, not fall asleep. What soft drink am I not holding in my hand? HINT: It's empty. Well, it's sure as hell not YJStinger. I don't know who would actually drink that shit. Plase explain the basic ideas involved in jiu-jitsu. I've always been kind of curious. From what I've been taught so far, the core of the style is involved in grappling and submissions. Much less emphasis on strikes than Ishinryu karate, which I'd taken a few years ago. I was thoroughly schooled tonight too. Turns out the other white belt I was grappling with had a few years of wrestling under his belt. MBNA huh? The credit card company? Can you maybe go into the computers and wipe out my debt? That place has more cameras than that fucking Big Brother show. I can't scratch my ass without someone watching. Wiping out a debt is nigh impossible. Unfortunate for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Eh, the virtual bubble wrap isn't quite as fun as the real thing, It just isn't as satisfying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 For those not in the know, it's my birthday today too. Let's celebrate with an AIM transciption. The names have been changed to protect the stupid. Star will recognize this ... House Ampoliros: so now what's up? Psychopath: haha, i dunno. Psychopath: working on a crane for erin now. Psychopath: i was trying to convince chris to do the lotr thing but he won't. i think he has some serious jealousy issues with michael. House Ampoliros: ah. Psychopath: it's weird and i don't like it at all. House Ampoliros: ah. Psychopath: you should kick his ass until he quits this foolishness. Psychopath: i'd invite you along but i assume you'd be the same way. House Ampoliros: Gee, thanks. House Ampoliros: I work anyway. House Ampoliros: It'd be a hell of a birthday gift though. "Hey, wanna go to the movies with me and the guy I want to go out with instead of you?" Psychopath: Psychopath: you could at least TRY to be happy for my newfound happiness.... House Ampoliros: How about we not talk about this? Psychopath: why, so we can ignore it and pretend everything's peachy? House Ampoliros: So I can enjoy my birthday and spend the rest of my time awake unstressed. Psychopath: fine. Psychopath: i love you, dear. Psychopath: i'm glad you made it to 21 without dying. House Ampoliros: Thank you. Psychopath: i am so totally gonna make you a crane as well..... House Ampoliros: okay. Retarded humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Wow. What the fuck. I swear, that girl has decided to make it her mission in life to make your life a living hell. Or something. She gives me entertaining stuff to read, that's for damned sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 TheManInBlak: http://www.shootproject.net/snkt/index.php...p?showtopic=698 House Ampoliros: Heheh. Thanks, man. House Ampoliros: TheManInBlak: No probs. House Ampoliros: That's officially my first happy birthday I've received. TheManInBlak: Awesome. House Ampoliros: Yep. And that's SAD (yet cool) considering I'm talking to some "real" friends right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 House Ampoliros: Yep. And that's SAD (yet cool) considering I'm talking to some "real" friends right now. So what number was I? And I technically should have waited like five more minutes since it wasn't Dec. 16th here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted December 16, 2003 ABOBO THINK DUTCH GOOD. ABOBO NO JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU PAY ABOBO. ABOBO HAD BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU THAT ABOBO TOOK FROM OLD LADY BUT ABOBO ATE IT INSTEAD. ABOBO BLOW OUT CANDLES FIRST NEXT TIME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 This Thread Is Ghey and ABOBO lurking... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 You were numero tres. I don't count birthday wishes made before my actual birthday. No effort involved in that, it's like covering your ass just in case. You know I'm in a different timezone though and compensated, so bonus points. :-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest This Thread Is Ghey Report post Posted December 16, 2003 I officially declare this thread NOT ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Happy Birthday man. Thanks anyway about the debt. I figured it was worth a shot.. I love Abobo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 ABOBO, if I were gay and into big-headed Arabian men, I'd be all over you. This Thread is Ghey had better not strike here. The only thing he's allowed to post is more pictures of jiggling boobs. Apologies to female posters, but it's my birthday and I don't have enough gas to go out to a strip bar. EDIT: YES~! GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Woooo! I get bonus points. Wait....what are those bonus points good for? Or do I really want to know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 YAAAAAAWN! I think I'm going to heat up some milk and read a book... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Woooo! I get bonus points. Wait....what are those bonus points good for? Or do I really want to know? That will have to be determined at a later date. OR you can leave it up to your fellow posters. OR I can just send you porn or something. I've got oodles. Y-AAAAAAWN! I think I'm going to heat up some milk and read a book... CODE RED ALERT~! MOUNTAIN DEW FRUIT PUNCH NEEDED IMMEDIATELY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 I think it can be determined at a later date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 I was eating at TACO BELL today, and I just noticed the new TACO BELL FORTUNE QUESADILLA PACKAGE promotion. Here is my fortune.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stardust Report post Posted December 16, 2003 ABOBO, if I were gay and into big-headed Arabian men, I'd be all over you. This Thread is Ghey had better not strike here. The only thing he's allowed to post is more pictures of jiggling boobs. Apologies to female posters, but it's my birthday and I don't have enough gas to go out to a strip bar. EDIT: YES~! GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL~! You want boobs? Here ya go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Holy shit. That's ... Shit. Big. And the "Fuck you Dutch" is awesome. For whatever reason, it reminded me that me and my roommate were driving into Newark the other day and (in the immortal words of Dave Barry) I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, we passed a company called ANALTECH. I swear. I'll take a picture and post it someday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Statistics for the Flying Dutchman Goldmine Ride at Six Flags Holland Park: Six Flags Holland Type: Steel - Sit Down Status: Operating since 2000 Make / Model: Mack / Wild Mouse (compact park) Track Layout: Wild Mouse Capacity (riders per hour): 1120 Statistics Length (feet): 1213' 11" Height (feet): 45' 11" Inversions: 0 Speed (mph): 37.3 I was just playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 and saw it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 How is the name of the company pronounced? "Ah-nul-tech"? There's no way they could pronounce it the way which would be way too easily said. It'd be like the whole Uranus thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 YES~! Posts like THAT~! That is good stuff right there. Check this shit out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 Are those cross dressing men? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dutchse.cx 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2003 No idea, regarding Analtech. I just saw it, didn't hear it spoken. An album cover. Heheh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
