the top ten quotes of all time

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

"This handicap match is turning into a 2 on 1 affair!!" - Michael Cole

[Guest Stunt Granny]

"So Tazz, when does Kurt Angle lose control of this hold?"

 

(ME of Wrestlemania 19 Angle had Lesnar in a hold but Lesnar gets up to his feet with Angle on his back. )

[Your Paragon of Virtue]

From last nights RAW

 

"A man should never do this to a woman"- JR

"Well, at least Christian isn't using his fist"- Lawler

"........"- JR

 

Got to love Lawler pulling out the obvious Austin shot at JR and Ross having not a word on the planet to say about it.

I couldn't be the only to think that the joke was sexual. I mean, before you said it was a knock against Austin, that didn't even enter into my head.

[Youth N Asia]

Does anyone know word for word Michael Coles take on how dangerous HIAC was? Cause you could "Cut a finger."

 

Edge: "We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins.'"

 

Kurt: "Children love me, dammit!"

 

Austin: "I want the hat back."

Angle: "It's my hat, you can't have it."

Austin: "Gimmie the hat."

Angle: "You're an indian giver."

Austin: "You're a jackass."

Angle: "Indian Giver!"

Austin: "Jackass!"

Angle: "Indian Giver!"

Austin: "Jackass!"

Vince: "CUT IT OUT!"

Kurt: "...*mumbles* indian giver."

Austin: "Jackass!"

 

Vince to Austin: "I know he [Angle] is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!"

 

God...I wish I had the Austin heel stuff on tape. That was some funny funny tv

[LaParkaYourCar]

Does anyone know word for word Michael Coles take on how dangerous HIAC was? Cause you could "Cut a finger."

 

Edge: "We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins.'"

 

Kurt: "Children love me, dammit!"

 

Austin: "I want the hat back."

Angle: "It's my hat, you can't have it."

Austin: "Gimmie the hat."

Angle: "You're an indian giver."

Austin: "You're a jackass."

Angle: "Indian Giver!"

Austin: "Jackass!"

Angle: "Indian Giver!"

Austin: "Jackass!"

Vince: "CUT IT OUT!"

Kurt: "...*mumbles* indian giver."

Austin: "Jackass!"

 

Vince to Austin: "I know he [Angle] is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!"

 

God...I wish I had the Austin heel stuff on tape. That was some funny funny tv

A lot of it is on the "WWF Action" DVD that came out in 2001.