Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 From Stan The Caddy.com: Festivus is December 23rd! 1. "Get the pole out of the crawl space". Or go out and buy one. Remember, it should be aluminum, due to the "very high strength-to-weight ratio". Remember, "it requires no decoration". Tinsel is "distracting". 2. "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." "At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." 3. After dinner, it is time for the "Feats of Strength". Remember, Festivus is not over until someone is pinned. It's that simple. No buying gifts, all you need is a pole. No excuses. After all, it's a "Festivus for the rest of us!". Have you started your list of grievances yet?" Everyone air their grievances and pin others in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 23, 2003 I got a lotta problems with you people! Now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe- I lost my train of thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *Kansas State's football team shows up to attack The Mighty Damaramu* Another Festivus miracle~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Love to stay gents, but I just remembered I have to work a double shift over at H&H Bagel... errrrr, KB Toys. (where I really work) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 You CAVED? .... or did you really have to go to the bathroom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Bathroom, man... bathroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I have a grievance. I have to stay home today and do Christmas baking. I've never baked anything in my fucking life, but my aunt put me on cookie/cake/nutroll detail. Fuck. **pins Kotz** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 a Festivus! for the rest of Us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeorgeCostanza Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist! Festivus is all too real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist! (plays tape of George from a Festivus many many years ago) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeorgeCostanza Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist! (plays tape of George from a Festivus many many years ago) NO! NO! STOP IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist! (plays tape of George from a Festivus many many years ago) NO! NO! STOP IT! "Frank, stop it. You're killing him!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2003 This is the greatest thread known to man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
