Murmuring Beast Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Just a water for me just now after last night. Early rise tomorrow!
Modern Man's Hustle Posted April 8, 2005 Report Posted April 8, 2005 Fuck the Royal Blue! Kegger down the street at Zack Malibu's house!
Ted the Poster Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 Do we all need to steal letterman jackets from dipshit fratboys so we can get in?
Zack Malibu Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 Fuck frat boys. 99.9% of them are posers living off mommy and daddy's dime anyways.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 ::whistles to self:: It's quiet. Too quiet... ::baricades self in bathroom with shotgun::
Slayer Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 *knock knock* Other people gotta piss too, ya know!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 ::shoots Slayer:: fuck off, whitey ::re-baricades::
Ted the Poster Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 ::whistles to self:: It's quiet. Too quiet... ::baricades self in bathroom with shotgun:: Are those... live rounds?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 ::kicks Slayer:: Yup.
Ted the Poster Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 Well come on. If Hartman finds us in here, we'll be in a world of shit.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 ::shoots Hartman:: What's a Hartman?
Ted the Poster Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 *takes Slayer's wallet and car keys*
Slayer Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 *Meatwad gets $5 Canadian and a 1983 Ford Escort*
Ted the Poster Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 At least the car is worth something. *sells to scrapyard*
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 ::buys car from scrapyard with proper money he'd already raided from Slayers corpse:: What a bizzare turn of events. I feel like I'm in Magnolia. ::Starts raining frogs:: Yup.
Zack Malibu Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 Shit, I didn't remember the kegger at my place. Musta been a hell of a bash. I bet Dama impregnated nine girls with one nut-bust while USTU rolled around in Jell-O.
k thx Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Posted March 3, 2006 Matt Young stole peoples breasts and Murmuring Beast fell off the wagon. What you having?
k thx Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Posted March 3, 2006 ::Get's whsky sour and some rocks:: I still got it! ::Gets some Jager:: Man, that'll make anybody drink. Good shit. So, anybody else want a drink?
k thx Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Posted March 3, 2006 ::Drinks Jager:: Quiet today. Quiet yesterday. Quieter tomorrow. ::Pours another Jager::
Zack Malibu Posted March 3, 2006 Report Posted March 3, 2006 No brawls or debauchery yet? I suppose that's good news for the maintenance crew.
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