Ravenbomb Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I spilled your pint all over the place
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 ::Stops in, hands out presents to all his friends:: Merry Christmas, tavern dwellers, drunken dancers, and loyal patrons. For the rest of the night, drink at my disposal! ::Lays down wad of cash, tells RoyalBlue to have a good holiday, and heads out again.::
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Zack.....Rod wants your phone number. I told him you don't swing that way but he looks like he's going to cry. Have you ever seen a man that big cry? It's not pretty!
Sandman9000 Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 There will be no culture or religion in here on my watch. Anyone who disputes this ruling may file a motion with the judge. ::Loads shotgun:: I call mah boomstick "judge."
DerangedHermit Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 There will be no culture or religion in here on my watch. Anyone who disputes this ruling may file a motion with the judge. ::Loads shotgun:: I call mah boomstick "judge." Do X-mas presents count?
Boner Kawanger Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Zack.....Rod wants your phone number. I told him you don't swing that way but he looks like he's going to cry. Have you ever seen a man that big cry? It's not pretty! C'mon, Zack...it is Christmas...
DerangedHermit Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Why is JSYK's name pink!? I'd make a quip here but it's Christmas now.
Sandman9000 Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 There will be no culture or religion in here on my watch. Anyone who disputes this ruling may file a motion with the judge. ::Loads shotgun:: I call mah boomstick "judge." Do X-mas presents count? Yes.
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Rod's not getting my rod, and that's final. WJM, CC, someone...save me, please!
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Rod's not getting my rod, and that's final. WJM, CC, someone...save me, please! *Rod starts crying* God dammit Zack! I told you this would happen! It hurts to see a big man cry! What's that Rod? Uh-oh....Rod wants to leave the force and become an exotic dancer! What do you guys think? Good career move or not?
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 * Sneaks out for a quick nightcap Looks around * Ummm where the hell did all this art come from??? Ehh well since drinks are on Zach tonight, Gimme a C & G.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Rod's not getting my rod, and that's final. WJM, CC, someone...save me, please! *Rod starts crying* God dammit Zack! I told you this would happen! It hurts to see a big man cry! What's that Rod? Uh-oh....Rod wants to leave the force and become an exotic dancer! What do you guys think? Good career move or not? * Looks Rod over * Hey whatever gets rid of him, He reminds me of the time I was in the slammer and some guy named Bubba unwrapped my package. Definitely something I DO NOT want to be reminded of. * Goes into bathroom and cries *
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Rod's not getting my rod, and that's final. WJM, CC, someone...save me, please! *Rod starts crying* God dammit Zack! I told you this would happen! It hurts to see a big man cry! What's that Rod? Uh-oh....Rod wants to leave the force and become an exotic dancer! What do you guys think? Good career move or not? * Looks Rod over * Hey whatever gets rid of him, He reminds me of the time I was in the slammer and some guy named Bubba unwrapped my package. Definitely something I DO NOT want to be reminded of. * Goes into bathroom and cries * What's that Rod? *Rod whispers in Dama's ear* Oh shit. He says that he loves this place and he wants to be a regular.....uh-huh...what's that Rod? He says that I'm a free man...no parole.....but he ain't leaving. Damn....now we're stuck with him.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 * Finishes crying, washes face, leaves bathroom, sees Rod standing behind Dama * AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! * Runs as fast as he can to Zach's TSM Christmas party *
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 * Finishes crying, washes face, leaves bathroom, sees Rod standing behind Dama * AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! * Runs as fast as he can to Zach's TSM Christmas party * What's that Rod? Oh he says that you aren't his type. He prefers them small so that he can have his way....god I wish I hadn't of heard that.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Well Im very relieved to hear that so I'll try and get past his uncanny resemblance to Bubba.
Zorin Industries Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Every time I wake up after drinking, I always come on here and find i've posted random crap. (Though at least this time it was cultured random crap)
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Every time I wake up after drinking, I always come on here and find i've posted random crap. (Though at least this time it was cultured random crap) Oh no you don't. Don't try to back track on us now you weirdo.
1234-5678 Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I learned my lesson last night, no more whiskey for me, it only leads to bad things........very bad things. Anyway, I do believe I will start off Christmas with a shot of Tequila (I'd like to buy one for the bartender as well) and a ice cold Heineken.
Zorin Industries Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Oh no you don't. Don't try to back track on us now you weirdo. I wouldn't dream of it, just this time I surprised myself.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Is it too late to get a Dos Equis? Slice of lime, too, please.
1234-5678 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Dos Equis is a quality beer. May I recommend trying Tecate when you get the chance? Hmm, lemme see, 8:30 in the morning.........gimme a Jim Beam and Coke.
k thx Posted December 26, 2003 Author Report Posted December 26, 2003 Wow, business is slow today. *reads porn*
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 :::Makes smalltalk with Royal Blue:::
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Well, I ordered a beer, damnit, and you're sitting there reading porn! Do I have to do things myself? :::gets up, walks behind counter, grabs a Dos Equis, cuts a slice of lime, walks back around counter:::
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 :::walks around counter, puts money in register, waits for Royal Blue to turn around, takes all of the money out, shoves it in his pockets::: Alright, off to work now! See you around, Royal Blue!
k thx Posted December 26, 2003 Author Report Posted December 26, 2003 Bye bye. *goes back to reading porn* Stupid hippie...
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