DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Basically, I'm wondering what gifts you think would be most appropriate for your favourite WWE stars. Remember it's the season of goodwill, so everytime you say "Mark Jindrak- a personality", Santa will give you a piece of coal To kick things off: TRIPLE H: the Ultimate Ric Flair collection (so he can learn that his idol, Flair, actually put his opponents over in interviews and in the ring. Remember, if you tell us Booker T (for example) is nothing, who have you beaten? A nothing!) SCOTT STEINER: a time machine to the early 90's, when he was still the man in the ring HARDCORE HOLLY: a hair transplant- seriously, no-one will take the balding man seriously nowadays- it worked for Hogan, but that was 15 years ago IVORY: those trousers with rear view ass-crack again BOOKER T: a clean slate, so Jerry Lawler will stop making convict jokes over and over again Sorry these sucked, I'm relying on you guys for answers that are, you know, funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tpww7 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Vince and JR: Some ROH tapes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Goldberg: The Best of Chris Jericho Compilation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 King: a 4 year old Benoit: a thousand palaces, each bigger than the last Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Randy Orton- a mirror to set him up for his Lex Luger gimmick Tommy Dreamer- the WWE bringing back the Hardcore division Stephanie McMahon- Direct TV (since she can't get SPIKE TV apparently) Vince - his sanity Austin- anger management tapes Lawler- a ticket to Singapore (he'll have fun there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Goldust- a funny, interesting, non-WWE-created gimmick Goldberg doesn't get anything; he's Jewish, remember? Rock- a cure for the Samoan Tattoo Disease that's eating away at the left side of his body Bischoff- 2 passes to the world-famous Gold Club in Atlanta (bring the wife!) Kane- The Best of the Destroyer on VHS, so he can actually learn to DO SOMETHING with his Malicious Black Glove Cena- a gift certificate to Mitchell and Ness' superstore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Steve Austin: His body back to the condition it was in before the match with Owen Hart at Summerslam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Stephanie McMahon: a year's supply of Slimfast Bradshaw: a T-shirt with this design on it: A-Train: a bathtub filled to the rim with Nair for Men Matt Morgan: an electric blanket --- he'll need some sort of heat Spanky, Paul London, Rey: an extra 2' Paul Heyman: Rogaine and ECW Rob Conway/Rene Dupree: a gimmick change Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Basswitch Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Rikishi - A treadmill McMahon - Rat Poison Jericho - The World Title HHH - A book on being a team player A Train - NAIR hair remover Mysterio - A top level fued. Paul London - a decent push Spanky - The World Championship on SD Matt Hardy - A better looking GF, and a world title push. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Matt Morgan: an electric blanket --- he'll need some sort of heat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Benoit-His two front teeth Scott Hall-"Get out of Jail Free" Card Zach Gowen-A leg Hogan-Just for Men Undertaker-Kowasaki(It would be funny watching him ride this) Val Venis-a new dick Kanyon-A contract to ROH Orlando Jordan-Taebo video Bradshaw-underwear Mark Henry-Predator:Special Edition DVD HHH-Memorial Belt(So he can leave the World title alone) Stacy Klieber-A night with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted December 24, 2003 To Chris Benoit: From Ray with love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'm surprised no one's said this one yet. Bubba Ray Dudley: A pair of pants. Nobody wants to see those those legs pal. Booker: A free pass out of mid-card hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Matt Morgan: an electric blanket --- he'll need some sort of heat Hi-fucking-larious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Here's another one: Vince: A clue. Stacy: Acting lessons. Jericho: A pooper scooper (watch out for Lucy Jr.'s shit!) Lita: Lethonth with a thpeech therapitht NWA-TNA: A deal on an actual good network. Not none of this WGN shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted December 24, 2003 To Half The RAW Roster: Talent and Heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted December 24, 2003 HHH-Hungry Hungry Hippos :Remembers Chyna and Steph: Ooops! Forgot about them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Rosey should drop the "S" and become a "HIT". Hoss In Training. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
