Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Celebrate the holiday, bitch about the knitted socks Aunt Edna gave you, and get royally thrashed in here. The doors are open all day and night for your holiday pleasure.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 *runs in wearing nothing but tinsel* PARTY!!!!
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Posted December 25, 2003 *runs in wearing nothing but tinsel* PARTY!!!! The party just started, and already the quality of it has dropped faster than Dama's scrotum.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Hey I'm just livening this biatch up! I've been drinking down at The RoyalBlue so I'm getting a little crazy off the bat! *Rod walks in wearing nothing but an ornament.....guess where that's hanging* OH GOD! DO YOU HAVE TO GO EVERYWHERE I GO!?
Matt Young Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I couldn't sleep, so now I'm sipping some egg nog and smoking a bowl. I'll probably watch some of Half Baked since it's on in 15 minutes. Par-tay!
DerangedHermit Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 ::sets up shop under mistletoe:: ::gets sign that says NO GUYS ALLOWED::
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 ::sets up shop under mistletoe:: ::gets sign that says NO GUYS ALLOWED:: *Holds Rod back* That's the last time I ever do something illegal! I don't think I can handle these damn gay parole officers!
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Posted December 25, 2003 Gifts received thus far: A new DVD/VCR combo (bringing my total tally of DVD players up to 3 (that's counting PS2), A Man Apart on DVD, money, a book on Hollywood cinema, more money, 2 tickets to see George Carlin in March, and even more money. All good stuff, and this was just the beginning. Hopefully tomorrow I'll find Karaoke Revolution, Here Comes The Pain, Bad Boys II and Pirates of the Carribean under the tree.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Well I just found out over at the RoyalBlue that Rod quit the force and is now an exotic dancer. However he likes everyone here so much that he is going to start hanging around more.......*smacks face*.........god dammit.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Well so far I've gotten: money, a scarf, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea DVD(inside joke), Blockbuster Gift Card, and a Dartboard. I open all the gifts from my parents tomorrow. Hey what'd everyone get there parents? I got them Tomorrow Never Dies DVD, Cradle to the Grave DVD, PhoneBooth DVD, got my dad an Oklahoma State hat(shudders), and my mom a San Fransico 49ers Hoodie.
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Posted December 25, 2003 Well so far I've gotten: money, a scarf, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea DVD(inside joke), Blockbuster Gift Card, and a Dartboard. I open all the gifts from my parents tomorrow. Hey what'd everyone get there parents? I got them Tomorrow Never Dies DVD, Cradle to the Grave DVD, PhoneBooth DVD, got my dad an Oklahoma State hat(shudders), and my mom a San Fransico 49ers Hoodie. You got your mom/dad Cradle 2 The Grave? That's equally odd and awesome. I'm a fan of the movie, but my dad would think DMX is some kind of bike. Speaking of the parental units, I got mom a coffee basket (made by the owner of Contempo's, my coffee shop hangout since the mid-90's), and Dad is getting Married: With Children Season 1 on DVD.
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 * RUns in out of breath looks around* Hey guys Rod isn't here is he?
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Well so far I've gotten: money, a scarf, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea DVD(inside joke), Blockbuster Gift Card, and a Dartboard. I open all the gifts from my parents tomorrow. Hey what'd everyone get there parents? I got them Tomorrow Never Dies DVD, Cradle to the Grave DVD, PhoneBooth DVD, got my dad an Oklahoma State hat(shudders), and my mom a San Fransico 49ers Hoodie. You got your mom/dad Cradle 2 The Grave? That's equally odd and awesome. I'm a fan of the movie, but my dad would think DMX is some kind of bike. Speaking of the parental units, I got mom a coffee basket (made by the owner of Contempo's, my coffee shop hangout since the mid-90's), and Dad is getting Married: With Children Season 1 on DVD. Yeah my mom loves DMX as an actor. She likes some of his music to. So that's why I got it.
Hoff Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I'm a fan of the movie, but my dad would think DMX is some kind of bike. Awesome.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 * RUns in out of breath looks around* Hey guys Rod isn't here is he? *Rod stands by the punch bowl talking it up with Dama, he turns and waves at Munky*
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Posted December 25, 2003 OK Dama, there's barely enough room for you around here, we don't need your imaginary friends too.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 OK Dama, there's barely enough room for you around here, we don't need your imaginary friends too. I can't control him! He goes where he wants! Dammit Rod! Take that mistletoe hat off! Thank god I'm not his type...however he thinks I'm his best friend.......
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Dama you gotta get rid of that guy, he creeps me out... *Runs home to cry himself to sleep *
Dr. Tom Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I'm a night owl, so I'll be up for a while still. No presents yet, but I'll be doing the gift thing with family and friends for the next 3 days.
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Dama you gotta get rid of that guy, he creeps me out... *Runs home to cry himself to sleep * I can't! He's a free man now! He's no longer my parole officer! But like I said.......he thinks he's my best friend. And just look at the battle hardened face......could you say no to it?
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Very easily.. Then I'd kick him in the nuts while he's winding up to slug me..
Damaramu Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 And with that......I'm off to bed so that Santa may come and give me presents! *Rod whispers to Dama* No Santa!? What are you smoking!? *Rod whispers again* No you may not stuff my stocking! Pervert! *Rod pulls out a bag of stocking stuffers(candy, baseball cards)* Oh.......go right ahead.......... GOOD NIGHT AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO!
Zack Malibu Posted December 25, 2003 Author Report Posted December 25, 2003 I've got to wrap some presents now, then it's off to bed. My house is the dinner locale and party central, as we do "open house" here on Christmas every year. So I bid you all a good night and a good Christmas morning. I hope to catch up with you guys sometime tomorrow night to go over the booty I get tomorrow (in any way, shape and form, heh).
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Time for me to hit the sack as well... Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. And may the Jolly guy in red treat you all well Oh and to the good doctor, Any chance oh my finding your avatar girl under my tree in the morning?
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Dude, I SO have an Aunt Edna who knits - but she doesn't give em out for Christmas and it's usually blankets, not socks... but I'm still kinda freaked out... Oh, and um... yay... *takes sip of egg nog* mmm, you can really taste the egg.
Guest SP-1 Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 *wanders in to the near desolate party in the wee hours* *farts* *leaves*
Downhome Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 I'll post this again because, well, because I want to. I bet you wish that you got such a pimpin' setup like I did. This is what I just got from my cousin, aunt, and part of what my grandma gave me, heh. Merry CHRISTMAS everyone.
Downhome Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 And may the Jolly guy in red treat you all well You ARE talking about Santa, right...RIGHT~!?
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 Umm I think so. Hold one * Checks notes, scratches head with quizzical look on face * Yup looks like I did mean Santa.
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