Adam 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Well, Im fairly happy with my Christmas. Didnt get the Flair DVD, but I hopefully can find a copy tomorrow, ASAP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I got a lot of money, some alcohol, a David Bowie CD and Pirates of the Carribean on DVD so this has been a profitable xmas. Now if I can just find some hookers and a game of Blackjack and some hookers i'm all set Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 ::Wakes up, opens gifts.:: Hmm...clothes, movie passes, Hulk memorabilia... WHERE'S MY KARAOKE REVOLUTION AND HERE COMES THE PAIN~!? ::stomps feet and whines:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 25, 2003 The Ultimate Christmas Gift! WOOOOOO! I don't care about anything else but the DVD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I would suggest leaving Rumble '92 on all through dinner, to bask in when the WWE did not suck so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I'm planning on leaving it on all day! But thanks for the suggestion. The real gift comes next month when my wife and I close on our new home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Well I got: -a long sleeve shirt -an OU Sugar Bowl Shirt -Rudy on DVD -The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection -10$ Movie Gift Certificate -The Da Vinci Code book All in all it was good. I didn't get the X-Box Live or the video games I want but my parents didn't have that much money so I understand. I'm grateful for what I got. This post shall be duplicated over in General Chat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Yeah the money issue is what caused our Christmas to be a little lacking. My daughter got everything she wanted but when you are buying a house Mom and Dad have to suffer. Having a family can be tough sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL HERE AT THE TSM CHRISTMAS PARTY! YES MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I got Futurama series 4 and The Work Of Director Spike Jonze DVD's, so I'm happy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Lets see checking his pile of gifts.. Hmmm yup clothes and money.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I got Futurama series 4... What the fuck? We aren't having our gathering untill tomorrow, boooooooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Douche Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Yeah the money issue is what caused our Christmas to be a little lacking. My daughter got everything she wanted but when you are buying a house Mom and Dad have to suffer. Having a family can be tough sometimes. Oh thank you for the life lesson. You deserve to suffer if you pander to what a little girl wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Yeah the money issue is what caused our Christmas to be a little lacking. My daughter got everything she wanted but when you are buying a house Mom and Dad have to suffer. Having a family can be tough sometimes. Oh thank you for the life lesson. You deserve to suffer if you pander to what a little girl wants. What's your problem? He's being a good father. I don't see anything wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Yeah the money issue is what caused our Christmas to be a little lacking. My daughter got everything she wanted but when you are buying a house Mom and Dad have to suffer. Having a family can be tough sometimes. Oh thank you for the life lesson. You deserve to suffer if you pander to what a little girl wants. Asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 I got Futurama series 4... What the fuck? We aren't having our gathering untill tomorrow, boooooooooooo! Que? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ABOBO Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Yeah the money issue is what caused our Christmas to be a little lacking. My daughter got everything she wanted but when you are buying a house Mom and Dad have to suffer. Having a family can be tough sometimes. Oh thank you for the life lesson. You deserve to suffer if you pander to what a little girl wants. ABOBO NO SWEAR OFTEN. ABOBO NO LIKE WASHING MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP. BUT ABOBO GOT TO THIS TIME. ABOBO SAY, FUCK OFF. TO OTHERS, ABOBO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY CHANUKAH TO ABOBO'S FRIENDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Polkaroo Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Polkaroo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 FUCK YES! ABOBO AND POLKAROO, BACK TO BACK! As for me, I got shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Um, ........almost got a handjob from my pseudo-niece. I'm a bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2003 Um, ........almost got a handjob from my pseudo-niece. I'm a bastard Details please... What? Why is everyone looking at me funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Um, ........almost got a handjob from my pseudo-niece. I'm a bastard What did your significant other have to say on the matter? And if your pseudo-neice is giving it away, send her over here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Um, ........almost got a handjob from my pseudo-niece. I'm a bastard ........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 I'm currently screwing an 18-year-old. That she's tall makes me feel like less of a dirty old man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 I think psuedo means "related through marriage" or one of those "close to the family, so we pass ourselves off as relatives" deals. Now that I've stuck up for the man...DETAILS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 IIRC, it's not illegal. And she's hot. EDIT: Also, Inc: how old are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 I know you are reading the thread Block'! I want details... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 EDIT: Also, Inc: how old are you? I'll be 25 in four days. And this must be one hell of a story, Piss. You've been viewing this thread for a long ass time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 Well, I'll do this as quick a possible. My pseudo-niece(my sister married her dad then they got divorced), Becky has been living with me for a while. She's 19 now, and she had been living with an uncle of hers that has become an alcoholic again, and one day at work got a call asking if she could move in because things had gotten real bad there. Since we meet for the first time we have had flirty interactions, and we both teased the idea of having a relationship, so right after I agreed to let her move in, I said, "Oh shit!" After the first couple of days of some awkward situations, I told her that Roxy, my girlfriend is too special to me to do anything inappropriate. So things were pretty cool for a while, barring one incident seeing her coming out of the shower. So right before everybody started coming over for Christmas, Roxy, Becky, and I had a quick puff, to you know, brace for the impact of my family. My girlfriend had to leave early because she had to work Christmas morning at the Hospital. After we cleaned up after everbody left, she was giving me kind of a weird look. I asked if anything was wrong and she said no. I let her sleep, and so I'm watching Two Towers again. She comes in, sits by me, and after a while just lets her hand wander. I didn't really fight at first, being totally streched too thin the last week. I came to my senses a while in, and she says "that I've helped make her life so much better than it was and that she wanted to repay me for it." She started up again brfore I told her to stop. I told her that she'd find someone better for her, kissed her forehead, and then I went to my room and did about 500 push ups. This morning we just gave each other a look that pretty much said not to talk about it. Yeah, I suck... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 26, 2003 I went to my room and did about 500 push ups. I would've just masturbated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
