Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Here's a thread to give "gifts" to Smark Posters. For Zack: Best of Saved By The Bell For Frozen Piss: A cat For Johnson: A Blow Up Sex Doll. I was going to get you a hooker but your mom was booked solid.
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 For CWM: A bronzed gnome holding an axe.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 aw. you shouldn't have. *adds it to the pile of gnomes* For Sandman: an axe.
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Uh, you really shouldn't have. ::Parole office rolls up. Sandman dives out window::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Go get Courtney for me.
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 I got a certain former promoter and porn owner to take care of first. Fuck who?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 What've ya got for me, CWM? cookies to make up for all I've stolen
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 What've ya got for me, CWM? cookies to make up for all I've stolen YES!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 *steals JSYK's gift*
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::runs by, clotheslines JYSK with the axe, commits grand theft cookie::
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 :::Hires Sandman to hunt down CWM:::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Sandman would never do that to me. he fears the gnomes.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Fine then... :::Hires Johnson to pester CWM:::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Johnson's too stupid to pester me. I feel nothing but sympathy for the handicapped.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Sympathy is like pity... Therefore, feeling pity for someone that's being hired to pester you WOULD bother you. You'll be so immersed in your pity that you'll eventually break down and try to befriend him, to remove your pity...then we'll all laugh at you for being friends with Johnson. You can't win this one.
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Sympathy is like pity... Therefore, feeling pity for someone that's being hired to pester you WOULD bother you. You'll be so immersed in your pity that you'll eventually break down and try to befriend him, to remove your pity...then we'll all laugh at you for being friends with Johnson. You can't win this one. Johnson have a friend? that's unpossible.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp:: :::Calls Sandman's parole officer:::
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp:: :::Calls Sandman's parole officer::: ::Delivers one last shot before running::
MrRant Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Gives Sandman attention:: ::Then takes it away by not paying attention to him anymore::
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::goes to the corner to let out a good sob::
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp:: :::Calls Sandman's parole officer::: ::Delivers one last shot before running:: You know, if you just would've made friends with Johnson, he could've warned you about the cops showing up.... Oh, wait, Rant's flaming you. Nevermind.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 heh. Johnson the lookout. so lame.
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Johnson's the greatest gimmick poster ever. Even better then Senior Rant.
Adam Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Johnson lost 5 points of overness from this segment. JSYK gained 2 points of overness from this segment. CWM gained 4 points of overness from this segment.
Art Sandusky Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread. *Regifts the Herpes I got from RoyalBlue*
Sandman9000 Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread. ::Gives Kotz a swift kick to the lower nutsack region::
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