Christmas Gifts For Smarks

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Here's a thread to give "gifts" to Smark Posters.

 

For Zack: Best of Saved By The Bell

For Frozen Piss: A cat

For Johnson: A Blow Up Sex Doll. I was going to get you a hooker but your mom was booked solid.

[Sandman9000 0]

For CWM: A bronzed gnome holding an axe.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

aw. you shouldn't have.

 

*adds it to the pile of gnomes*

 

For Sandman: an axe.

[Sandman9000 0]

Uh, you really shouldn't have.

 

::Parole office rolls up. Sandman dives out window::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Go get Courtney for me.

[justsoyouknow 0]

What've ya got for me, CWM?

[Sandman9000 0]

I got a certain former promoter and porn owner to take care of first.

 

Fuck who?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What've ya got for me, CWM?

cookies to make up for all I've stolen

[justsoyouknow 0]

What've ya got for me, CWM?

cookies to make up for all I've stolen

YES!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*steals JSYK's gift*

[Sandman9000 0]

::runs by, clotheslines JYSK with the axe, commits grand theft cookie::

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::Hires Sandman to hunt down CWM:::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sandman would never do that to me. he fears the gnomes.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Fine then...

 

:::Hires Johnson to pester CWM:::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Johnson's too stupid to pester me.

 

I feel nothing but sympathy for the handicapped.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Sympathy is like pity...

 

Therefore, feeling pity for someone that's being hired to pester you WOULD bother you. You'll be so immersed in your pity that you'll eventually break down and try to befriend him, to remove your pity...then we'll all laugh at you for being friends with Johnson.

 

You can't win this one.

[Sandman9000 0]

::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Sympathy is like pity...

 

Therefore, feeling pity for someone that's being hired to pester you WOULD bother you. You'll be so immersed in your pity that you'll eventually break down and try to befriend him, to remove your pity...then we'll all laugh at you for being friends with Johnson.

 

You can't win this one.

Johnson have a friend? that's unpossible.

[justsoyouknow 0]

::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp::

:::Calls Sandman's parole officer:::

[Sandman9000 0]

::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp::

:::Calls Sandman's parole officer:::

::Delivers one last shot before running::

[MrRant 0]

::Gives Sandman attention::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::Then takes it away by not paying attention to him anymore::

[Sandman9000 0]

::goes to the corner to let out a good sob::

[justsoyouknow 0]

::Isn't sure what to do, so resorts to violence and beats JYSK with a lamp::

:::Calls Sandman's parole officer:::

::Delivers one last shot before running::

You know, if you just would've made friends with Johnson, he could've warned you about the cops showing up....

 

Oh, wait, Rant's flaming you. Nevermind.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

heh. Johnson the lookout.

 

so lame.

[Sandman9000 0]

Johnson's the greatest gimmick poster ever.

 

Even better then Senior Rant.

[Adam 0]

Johnson lost 5 points of overness from this segment. JSYK gained 2 points of overness from this segment. CWM gained 4 points of overness from this segment.

[Art Sandusky 0]

There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread.

*Regifts the Herpes I got from RoyalBlue*

[BX 0]

::gives Dutch a used corncob::

[Sandman9000 0]

There certainly wasn't a lot of giving in this thread.

::Gives Kotz a swift kick to the lower nutsack region::