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Worst Movie of All time..

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2 Hours of these two fucks walking in a god damn desert...including a 10 minute close up on Casey Affleck's face.

 

Visually? Beautiful but If I wanted to see nice mountains and deserts...I'd look in a picture book.

 

avoid this piece of shit at all cost...

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Guest Bottled Black
Casey Affleck?

Yeah. He played Kevin's older brother in American Pie 1 & 2, and was featured in the crapfest known the world over as Soul Survivors.

Also one of the brothers in Oceans Eleven

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Sorry, Choken, but that doesn't even come close to the crapfests that are Hell Of The Living Dead (AKA Night Of The Zombies, Virus) and Island Of Death. Thank you, come again.

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Casey Affleck?

Yeah. He played Kevin's older brother in American Pie 1 & 2, and was featured in the crapfest known the world over as Soul Survivors.

Also one of the brothers in Oceans Eleven

He was funny as hell in Ocean's Eleven.

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2 Hours of these two fucks walking in a god damn desert...including a 10 minute close up on Casey Affleck's face.

 

Visually? Beautiful but If I wanted to see nice mountains and deserts...I'd look in a picture book.

 

avoid this piece of shit at all cost...

Wow Choken One, about one week ago my mom said the EXACT same thing. I'd never heard of the movie before. I guess this really must be one horrid movie.

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everyone hates it because it's a shitty movie

Yeah, that was probably the point where Rob Reiner said to himself "Damn, I'm never gonna make anything as good as Spinal Tap again."

 

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My goo, my precious goo!

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I still think BattleField Earth was the worst movie ever...you need to have more than a 10min battle if the title includes the word.

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Worst movie ever is Pootie Tang!

I for one thought Pootie Tang had it's moments. And yes North was a piece of shit especially considering all the great comedic talent in it and it had a decent enought director. They could have made a very good kids movie that would make a killing at the box office but instead they made a direct video worthy run of the mill kids movie

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Worst movie ever is Pootie Tang!

I for one thought Pootie Tang had it's moments. And yes North was a piece of shit especially considering all the great comedic talent in it and it had a decent enought director. They could have made a very good kids movie that would make a killing at the box office but instead they made a direct video worthy run of the mill kids movie

Well if I want to see a blaxpointation comedy movie.........it better be written, produced or starring a Wayans or Robert Townsend.

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Battlefield Earth chucked Travolta's career down the toilet... that and Swordfish... and Phenomenon... and The General's Daughter...

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I think the owrst movie I've ever seen was Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave. I got it long before I knew of the Bruce clones.

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Don't forget that horrible piece of shit known as the Goonies.....oh wait, this is WORST MOVIE. Goonies is one of my favorite.

 

Here's a terrible shit-fest movie thats infected with cancer and herpies:

 

SANTA WITH MUSCLES

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

I'm willing to wager money that the Cat in the Hat was a god awful movie.

 

I wouldn't know because I didn't waste $7 to see it.

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It's called Manos:The Hands of Fate, people.

Nah, to truly be the worst movie ever it needs to first have some intention of quality. Manos doesn't have that.

 

My worst movie ever is still the 2001 Planet of The Apes remake... pure crap. Alot worst than Manos or Plan 9 because the filmakers actually thought it would be good.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
It's called Manos:The Hands of Fate, people.

Nah, to truly be the worst movie ever it needs to first have some intention of quality. Manos doesn't have that.

 

My worst movie ever is still the 2001 Planet of The Apes remake... pure crap. Alot worst than Manos or Plan 9 because the filmakers actually thought it would be good.

I'm guessing thats the one WWE was making reference to when they had two guys dressed as apes come out to hype the movie.

 

 

Thank God I didn't see that.

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I rented 3 shitters in a row a few years ago.

 

The Mummy Returns

Planet of the Apes (newer one)

Tomb Raider

 

Those 3 are some of the worst recient movies out there.

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worst ten movies ever (1 is worst):

1: North

2: Polish Vampire in Burbank

3: Manos: Hands of Fate

4: The Brain that Wouldn't Die

5: Love and a Bullet

6: Wing Commander

7: Jaws: The Revenge

8: 2001: A Space Travesty

9: Exorcist 2: The Heretic

10: Halloween 3

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