The TSM Award SHOW: 2003

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Poppick/Johnson slash?

 

 

That's the most disgusting thought that has ever passed through my head.

 

Good award show.

I agree and I don't even know who they are.

 

*snicker* Funny I get on the show for something I don't even do anymore. Hell, I don't even read slash fiction anymore. Besides that, I've never made a thread soley dedicated to slash fiction. Mention it in comments, ja, but not a full post.

 

Ah well. I still have these incriminating pictures......sorta. Who wants 'em? They might be good for a blackmail or two later.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

[Damaramu 0]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Anglesault you're like a wise man. You're always right!

[Mole 0]

Funny read.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Shite awards. I mean, come on, how could I be left out?? I'm easily one of the funniest guys around here.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

who are you?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

who are you?

Who are you?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

touche

[Guest Anglesault]

Shite awards. I mean, come on, how could I be left out?? I'm easily one of the funniest guys around here.

You're certainly one of TSM's best "that guy", I guess.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Shite awards. I mean, come on, how could I be left out?? I'm easily one of the funniest guys around here.

You're certainly one of TSM's best "that guy", I guess.

Huh?

[Guest Just J]

What a great show CWM! I wish I had not have been having so much fun last night so I could have joined in the hilarity!

 

</sarcasm>

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Anglesault you're like a wise man. You're always right!

And Anglesault spiked Dama's drink!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..................what?

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I have a promise to make! Next year...

 

I'm going to ATTEND the TSM Awards, damnit! I even kinda hlafway won an award last year without one mention.

 

Glass celing. Yeah, I said it.

 

*Is dragged/drug away by security*

 

*Wonders why he would have himself dragged/drug away*

[Guest stardust]

Some parts had me laughing, but I am disappointed by the lack of certain posters being mentioned.

[BifEverchad 0]

Wow...

a shittier show than RAW X.

 

So, as fatass Keith would say, "thumbs down".

[chaosrage 0]

 

Cliffnotes?

[Guest Anglesault]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..................what?

I don't think there's too much to explain.

 

Your sig offers erotic fntasies with Fegan Floop.

[justsoyouknow 0]

What a great show CWM! I wish I had not have been having so much fun last night so I could have joined in the hilarity!

 

</sarcasm>

Jesus Christ, Johnson, shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really fucking simple. Why don't you join up with Kotz, and you guys can sit and bitch about things all day long. Clearly, your wit is far superior to everyone else's, and we would have been better off letting you write the award show, regardless of the fact that you won Smuck of the year and Least Favorite Poster of the year...yeah, we should have let you write it.

 

</honesty>

[spiny norman 0]

Johnson, at least you're just saying "sarcasm" now. Because that whole "slaps knee" thing was beginning to worry me that you had been driven to masochism and that knee would be seriously bruised by now. Thank God you're giving it a well deserved rest from your (seemingly endless) beatings to it.

 

Anyway, there are people here worse than Johnson.

[Art Sandusky 0]

What a great show CWM!  I wish I had not have been having so much fun last night so I could have joined in the hilarity!

 

</sarcasm>

Jesus Christ, Johnson, shut the fuck up. If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really fucking simple. Why don't you join up with Kotz, and you guys can sit and bitch about things all day long. Clearly, your wit is far superior to everyone else's, and we would have been better off letting you write the award show, regardless of the fact that you won Smuck of the year and Least Favorite Poster of the year...yeah, we should have let you write it.

 

</honesty>

Eww, don't group me with such a... commoner. I alone am teh win.

[Guest Choken One]

::Choken Walks into a Empty Audiotorium:

 

Choken: I must be early or something...

 

:Takes a seat at the third table from the stage:

 

:30 Minutes Pass:

 

Choken: Something's Wrong here...The place is an total fucking mess and there's like 100 empty cans of Mr. Pibb.

 

:Walks to Stage:

 

:A shiny Golden Trophy lays under the ruins:

 

Choken: What the ?

 

:Reads the inscription:

 

Choken: 2003 TSM Post Whore of the Year...CHOKEN ONE. WHOO! Wait...I better be quiet so I don't spoil it. Maybe I should start a TSM AWARD Spoiler Thread! Well, I oughta prepare my acceptance speech before they show up.

 

:clears throat:

:Adjusts Purple Clip On Tie:

 

Choken: Wow, This is a total and complete surprise guys. I'm shocked that you would consider me the BEST post whore around. I can't accept this award without saying thanks to the great people such as CWM and Banky and AS for joining with me as the masters of Postwhoration. I reflect back on the years I've spent, Wasted rather here, relationships I've established and the bridges I've burned. I ask myself "Choken, Was it worth it?" and I sit there in the darkness of the alley behind Chong Wen's Authentic Chinese Food on 31st and 7th and I have to say to myself as I brush off the rat feces "Why yes it was".

 

I have to say I've had many a great moments here at TSM. Nothing though, will ever replace the incredible feeling of greatness that was and still is, THE SAGA~!. Yeah, Whoo! Those wacky tales of the A-Team, Myself, CWM, Zack and some other kid, I can't remember his name. I mean, Who hasn't forgotten the crazy sexual Affair between Zack, C.C and Kotz? That was something...Let's not forget the zany antics of AS and BOB chasing behind us like lost puppoies. Who can forget Dames and his attempted murder of me? I know I can't.

 

I have no place here and that's why it's safe to assume I'm the post Whore of the year not because I post alot and I do, but it's likely because I'm an normadic poster, unlike certain posters like Banky or CWM whom frequent The Hardcore Fourm or Coreylaz whom is the king cock and master of metal or Bored, whose relentless quest of sports fandom astound me...

 

I have no gimmick and Being the Post whore isn't one either, It hasn't been my gimmick because I'm merely a fan of connection with other existances beyond my inner mind.

 

Perhaps unlike others here, I'm in a state of constant paralysis.

 

My purpose here, has been by some here, doesn't exist. That I am meaningless and I am nothing more then space. Perhaps I am. Why does it matter? It doesn't.

 

So as your 2003 Post Whore of the Year, I'm proud to receive this award which by some was in good nature and other votes were, I'm sure in complete hatred and disdain.

 

2004, Will bring about change. I will not be the post whoring freak we've all come and loved...Don't you kiddies worry...I'm not leaving you, I just couldn't cut you apart. It's time for me to step aside and let some of these young studs take over, underneth the pyramid of gimmick posters, we've created and found some nice niche posters here, whom without question will keep this place active and full of life.

 

Thank You and God Bless you all.

 

:The Doors Open:

 

Choken: Ah finally.

 

:It's Zack Malibu, still trashed from the night before clutching onto his trophies:

 

Choken: Hey, Zack!

 

Zack: Whoa, Bro! Not so loud. I scored last night man!

 

Choken: What? A hot chick or something?

 

Zack: well, that too but THESE babies! Three!

 

Choken: What are you talking about Man? The show's tonight...How you get those already?

 

Zack: Huh? Uh, Choken...The Show was last night. Stupid Fuck. I was wondering where your stupid post whoring ass was...

 

Choken: Aw you gotta be shitting me...The ONE night I don't come around and you guys went ahead and threw this whole shebang?

 

Zack: Ha. That's classic.

 

Choken: Fuck.

 

Zack: C'Mon...Let's get some grub.

 

Choken: What Should I do with this?

 

Zack: I'll take it!

 

:Hands Zack the Post Whore of the Year Award:

 

Zack: Hey! Choke You might be the Post Whore of the year but you don't got 4 TSM AWARDS! WHOO!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Excuse me, but I fear no two-bit security guard. I eat those fucks for lunch.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..................what?

I don't think there's too much to explain.

 

Your sig offers erotic fntasies with Fegan Floop.

Yes, because Fegan Floop is the hots. One of my friends even made a site for him; a lot of artwork and stuff.

 

http://www.catthause.com/floop/index1.html

 

Oh, wait, don't visit. Cuz I'm like the evil slash queen around here, and thus, all my links are eeeeevil! Right, uh huh, whatever.

[Guest Darkness]

The Brain Award for Worst Troll was awarded to Kamui.

 

You dumb bastard, I am the best troll ever! I have worked this board like a cheap hooker on many ocassions and still get away with it.

 

And what's this I hear about you being a whining little pussy about alcohol? You can't handle your liquor? Do you need a nipple on the bottle? Grow up you little bitch. Maybe if you had been drunk this little "awards show" might, and that's a big might, been worth a shit.

 

Until next time JACKASS!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Boo. No award for Subliminal Animal? That guy rocks.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..................what?

I don't think there's too much to explain.

 

Your sig offers erotic fntasies with Fegan Floop.

Yes, because Fegan Floop is the hots. One of my friends even made a site for him; a lot of artwork and stuff.

 

http://www.catthause.com/floop/index1.html

 

Oh, wait, don't visit. Cuz I'm like the evil slash queen around here, and thus, all my links are eeeeevil! Right, uh huh, whatever.

You scare me.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

The TSM show came across as shite on the TV. I'm gonna be there next year.

 

Maybe you can have a 'Stupidest Thing Ever Done on TSM Board' award ?

 

*sets balls on fire*

[Guest Choken One]

Nah...Cock Shots deserved some special award.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Yuna, your sig advertises erotic fantasies with Fegan Floop.

 

That's wrong.

Ummmmmmmmmmm..................what?

I don't think there's too much to explain.

 

Your sig offers erotic fntasies with Fegan Floop.

Yes, because Fegan Floop is the hots. One of my friends even made a site for him; a lot of artwork and stuff.

 

http://www.catthause.com/floop/index1.html

 

Oh, wait, don't visit. Cuz I'm like the evil slash queen around here, and thus, all my links are eeeeevil! Right, uh huh, whatever.

You scare me.

Just bein' honest, mien freund.