The CWM and Kotz Era has begun

[DerangedHermit 0]

Bring on the Johnson hate and the Pink Leather Pants~!

 

That is directed at a CWM, not Kotz.

 

And I don't wear pink leather pants!

Don't worry, the Deranged Hermit era will also feature more hate of Johnson and his faggy pink leather pants than CWM or Kotz can ever provide!

[Adam 0]

Well at least you cleared that up. Everyone needs a little Johnson hate.

[justsoyouknow 0]

So, this is the era of CWM/Kotz?

 

Doesn't seem all that different. Oh, Banky's not here. Is that the only difference?

[CanadianChick 0]

So....when will the CanadianChick era happen? You know you all want it...

[Sandman9000 0]

::Smashes glowsticks over Kotz, which are just lighttubes painted different neon colors::

[Damaramu 0]

So....when will the CanadianChick era happen? You know you all want it...

It'll happen over my dead body!

[MrRant 0]

So....when will the CanadianChick era happen? You know you all want it...

It'll happen over my dead body!

So.... you're gay?

 

It all makes sense now.

[Guest The Fallen Angel]

Well I certainly wouldn't mind eating that mans cookies, if you know what I mean

*wink*

Indeed! Agnes is SEXAY~!

 

If he comes back, will it be to team with CWM/Kotz, or to battle them for board supremecy?! Stay tuned to find out!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Or will I hog up all the TV time?

[MrRant 0]

Don't worry, the Deranged Hermit era will also feature more hate of Johnson and his faggy pink leather pants than CWM or Kotz can ever provide!

But you need Johnson to watch the door. He is indispensable to your era.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Nah...I'll get someone better. And bigger.

[The Kid 0]

I think we need a CANADIAN era~! Or just one for me...

[Art Sandusky 0]

As my first order of business in our new era:

 

Who spread the idea that I was Human Jukebox? I had people tell me I won worst gimmick poster despite not being the guy.

[The Kid 0]

I still want to hear about how this whole fake British thing is working out!

[Guest SP-1]

The CWM/Kotz era, eh?

 

*farts*

[DerangedHermit 0]

SP, I like your way of thinking. We need more people like you and me in the Deranged Hermit Era!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I think we need a CANADIAN era~! Or just one for me...

We already had one, it was called the two years that you shipped Tom Green here and he was forced upon our TVs for hours on end. Thus you get no more ERAs

 

Now I demand my brownie, my bitch, and my beer!

[DerangedHermit 0]

I think we need a CANADIAN era~! Or just one for me...

We already had one, it was called the two years that you shipped Tom Green here and he was forced upon our TVs for hours on end. Thus you get no more ERAs

 

Now I demand my brownie, my bitch, and my beer!

*gives moist, pecan-topped brownie, super-hot, naked bitch and cold, frosty one to Frigid -- that's coincidental*

 

There are also hot buffalo wings on the table by the entrance.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*gives moist, pecan-topped brownie, super-hot, naked bitch and cold, frosty one to Frigid -- that's coincidental*

 

There are also hot buffalo wings on the table by the entrance.

Something tells me this ERA takes place in a Hooters resteraunt

[DerangedHermit 0]

nope.

[Guest Flyboy]

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Mushroom Mushroom

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers

Mushroom Mushroom

OOOOOOOOH IT'S A SNAKE~

[Guest Anglesault]

Normally, I'd be proud that two guys who got their big break here by being my lackies have made it big, but really, who can be proud of Kotz?

[Zack Malibu 0]

So....when will the CanadianChick era happen? You know you all want it...

Hopefully it doesn't happen while I'm gone (wink wink, nudge nudge).

[Guest Flyboy]

Holy shit, is Malibu a pedophile?

[Guest Anglesault]

Only in the legal sense.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Me, an AS lackey? That's news to me.

 

CWM sure, but nary a time have I ever even come close to resembling one of the AS drones that once populated this board.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I still want to hear about how this whole fake British thing is working out!

It's working quite well, although I can never see certain people again because of it, those being the ones who got the Exchange Student version of the act instead of the I've Lived Here For A While version. At least I had my best New Year's Eve ever thanks to the former version.

 

The Genesis of the British Act:

 

Kotzenjunge: Some automated message said you were unavailable, and didn't even give me the option of leaving a message.

Kotzenjunge: It was around 10:30.

ame tenshi: damn verizon

ame tenshi: i went to a party and got trashed

Kotzenjunge: Tried calling you again the next night (later, around 11) and got nothing again.

ame tenshi: try right now

Kotzenjunge: (guarantees his Friday night was better)

ame tenshi: right

Kotzenjunge: No, it really was.

ame tenshi: sure

ame tenshi: i got trashed and stoned

Kotzenjunge: I'll tell you all about it RIGHT NOW~!

ame tenshi: and my roommate got some ass

ame tenshi: it works

ame tenshi: i'm not answering it

Kotzenjunge: Why the heck not?

ame tenshi: i

ame tenshi: 'm watching tv

Kotzenjunge: Doesn't matter, I'll tell you how my night was better on here instead.

ame tenshi: sure

ame tenshi: it will only be better if you got some ass

ame tenshi: or met someone famos

ame tenshi: famous

Kotzenjunge: Here goes:

Kotzenjunge: 11:30: arrive at Living Room to discover, much to my dismay, that a band is playing instead of a DJ. I strike up a conversation with the doorman, who is oddly interested in every little thing I have to say, and says he will let me in for free if I stick around to hear the band play.

Kotzenjunge: 12:00: Finally get away from the doorman (after he marks me able to drink, and for free as well), and talk to several people he introduces me to, who are also under the impression that I'm the most interesting person they've ever met.

Kotzenjunge: 12:20: I tell the doorman dude that I'll stick around to hear his band (he was their bassist) until 12:45 to hear what they've got, and if I still have a need to get my real dancing going, I'll head to wherever is playing dance music, which would be Pantheon.

Kotzenjunge: 12:45: The band is really really good, and under normal circumstances, I would stay. However, I really want to do my real dancing without looking like a freak, so I thank the doorman for his hookups and go to Pantheon, but decide to come back after Pantheon closes since the guy will still be there with the band at The Living Room after the place closes.

Kotzenjunge: 12:55: I arrive at Pantheon, the first time I've ever been there. I limber up and head onto the floor.

Kotzenjunge: 1:00: I've been approached by four dudes, thus invalidating my "girls never talk to me, why would guys" theory. I suppose word spreads that the dude tearing up the floor is straight, since no other men approach me for the rest of the evening.

Kotzenjunge: 1:15: I run into whats-her-name (the lesbian I talked to every now and then outside of Maybank whilst waiting for you and Stacy to get out of Philosophy) and a few of her friends, some straight. They all form a ring around me and take turns dancing with me and being awfully grabby. After I clarify that I came there for the music and was straight, the fondling and groping ends, sadly.

Kotzenjunge: 1:45: The place closes early for some reason (I suppose to get everyone out before 2), and I have to get a pair of lesbians who are making out to get off of my coat so I can leave.

Kotzenjunge: 1:55: I arrive back at The Living Room and the doorman proceeds to introduce me to everyone in the bar, and I almost have a press conference deal going on where a group is around me, taking turns asking me questions as if I'm some kind of personality. Strangest thing.

Kotzenjunge: 2:10: They start to rush people out of the bar, so I wait outside for the doorman, who has invited me to some after party where everyone I was introduced to will be attending. Outside, I strike up a conversation with four guys who were standing around my car, and they're also impressed by me to a frightening extent.

Kotzenjunge: 2:20: The girls from inside who were asking me the most questions all come out to talk to me, and some even demand that I kiss them, knowing full well that I'm only 20 and they're all 25-30. They all have weird, dreamy looks on their faces as I talk to them. As you can imagine, this is all very new territory to me, and had no idea what to think. They asked me where I was going next, and I said I was going to that after party, which the rest said they would attend as well, because I was going.

Kotzenjunge: 2:45: After a little more waiting outside and more making time with the girls, the doorman emerges with the band and it's off to the after party, which is somewhere on the east side in a sort of bad part of town.

ame tenshi: i was in the east side

Kotzenjunge: 3:00: It's really on, as I now have the entire party captivated with my beatboxing and technorific dancing, things alien to most of them, since they are, for the most part, somewhat arty people who don't even listen to the radio (they didn't even know who Kylie was [!!!]).

Kotzenjunge: 3:15: A pair of insanely attractive blonde sisters leave, but insist I have their numbers first. These would be numbers #1 and 2 out of 6 I got.

ame tenshi: so...they were all really cool and you, being not so much, were an oddity to them?

Kotzenjunge: Wait, we're not quite done yet.

ame tenshi: ok

Kotzenjunge: (and I wouldn't call them cool, they were actually... well, being older and thus outside of our usual classifications, hard to describe. They were all sort of arty people, but partied like frat and sorority people and had a lot of roughness around the edges still)

Kotzenjunge: 4:00: I trump five of the other people there in a dance-off and then wow them with my voice-altering capabilities by messing with the drunker people present.

Kotzenjunge: 4:30: One of the girls tells me to go upstairs with her, and I do, but being sober and her being not sober at all kinda made me nix anything further than simple fooling around. She was disappointed, but I told her I would feel bad about it and she probably would too. That was phone number #4.

Kotzenjunge: 5:00: The party sort of winds down, but not before the most sober (and most interested of all the females there) one, a really hot 28 year old, tells me I'm not leaving without 1) making out with her and 2) calling her sometime this week so she can see me again.

Kotzenjunge: 5:30: I leave after doing what she tells me to, and the doorman and I go to his house and hang out for a while.

Kotzenjunge: 6:30: I finally leave, after the doorman dude says he'll actually help me make some small scripts I've written into short films, since he does that sort of thing, as well as music recording for people and all that razamatazz.

Kotzenjunge: 6:53: I get home.

Kotzenjunge: And that's my Friday night.

ame tenshi: that was pretty damn good for you

Kotzenjunge: Oh, one more thing:

Kotzenjunge: They all thought I was British.

Kotzenjunge: I put on the performance of my life for six hours total.

ame tenshi: lol. you are bad

ame tenshi: that makes the whole thing so much better

Kotzenjunge: Didn't stumble for a second, didn't miss a moment with the accent, had a whole life story as I went, and had a perfect out: "I'm going home after Christmas, since I'm just an exchange student."

Kotzenjunge: In retrospect, had I known the entire evening would have developed as it had, I would have done my usual British story, which is that I moved here when I was old enough to maintain the accent, but too young to remember much about home.

Kotzenjunge: It was enhanced since my clothes choice for the evening was an untucked dress shirt and tie with black pants and my pleather jacket.

Kotzenjunge: So like I said, my Friday night is pretty hard to beat.

ame tenshi: that's pretty funny. you pretty much fleeced a bunch of older people

ame tenshi: that is great

ame tenshi: if only you had gotten money from them

ame tenshi: or fucked someone

Kotzenjunge: I could have done the latter.

Kotzenjunge: But to be honest, I needed to think through how I'd maintain the accent during sex while not busting out laughing at myself.

[k thx 0]

Kotz, what type of accent dd you use? Typical posh Brit?

 

Also, if you need any information about England to make your story work, I'd be happy to help.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Me, an AS lackey? That's news to me.

 

CWM sure, but nary a time have I ever even come close to resembling one of the AS drones that once populated this board.

And Dama's a AS lackey too, right?

[Guest Darkness]

Oh yeah this is a good idea.

 

One little pussy who can't handle his alcohol and another little pussy who likes to dance like a fairy while tripping.

 

Great idea JACKASSES!